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FISH PUNS

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RagingBuffalo
Posts: 143 - Karma: 151
I wanted to start a fish puns thread, you know, just for the halibut
Jan 24 2013 7:31PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
I thought we were FINished with the fish puns.
Jan 24 2013 7:32PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,161
This thread is crappie.
Jan 24 2013 7:32PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
What does a fish say when it runs into an underwater wall?
"Dam"
Jan 24 2013 7:32PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
The bass in this song I'm listening to is really good.
Jan 24 2013 7:36PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
oh my cod this thread sucks.
Jan 24 2013 7:38PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
not a pun

I dont care

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Jan 24 2013 7:42PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I'll just perch here for this thread
Jan 24 2013 7:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
I used to go fishing with Sonny Moore, but he always drops the bass
Jan 24 2013 7:44PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
sorry let's just talk about salmon else

you know, for the halibut

I mean, if the sole porpoise of this thread is to make fish puns that's fine, but im not turbot to go cray over all this
Jan 24 2013 7:46PM
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RagingBuffalo
Posts: 143 - Karma: 151
Walleye be a monkeys uncle! this thread is growing quite nicely
Jan 24 2013 7:47PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
When I lived in VT I auditioned to play in Phish but that I needed to do some serious work on my scales.
Jan 24 2013 7:47PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
if you got really good, you'd probably reel in a lot of tail.
Jan 24 2013 7:49PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
You lot are a grouper jokers
Jan 24 2013 7:50PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
I cant believe i got reeled in to another pun thread
Jan 24 2013 7:51PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Stop clowning around and eel tell some jokes that aren't crappie.
Jan 24 2013 7:53PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
Whale obviously, this site is glubbin fintastic!
Jan 24 2013 7:54PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
all these puns are quite fishy




ok that was pretty low on the fish pun scales
Jan 24 2013 7:55PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
i love herring all these fishy puns
Jan 24 2013 7:58PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
I actually have nothing
Jan 24 2013 8:02PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8863 - Karma: 31,577
why does skrillex suck at fishing?


he always drops the bass
Jan 24 2013 8:05PM
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POTandPans
Posts: 590 - Karma: 46

You made a dubstep joke

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Jan 24 2013 8:42PM
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RagingBuffalo
Posts: 143 - Karma: 151
OKAY NEW RULE SO LISTEN UP YOU BASSHOLES! NO MORE DROP THE BASS JOKES
Jan 24 2013 8:44PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
I count 5 puns
Jan 24 2013 8:44PM
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RagingBuffalo
Posts: 143 - Karma: 151
oh my god i think i just pulled a mussel
Jan 24 2013 9:09PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Yall best be watching urchins boys. I dont like all da carp being talked in hurr
Jan 24 2013 9:10PM
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UncleBurt
Posts: 28 - Karma: 17
these puns are nautical!
Jan 24 2013 9:15PM
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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
lost my daughter the other day but then i flounder
Jan 24 2013 9:19PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Probably the best one
Jan 25 2013 11:30PM
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moarplease
Posts: 293 - Karma: 15
You take that back you little shrimp or ill beat the carp out of you.
Jan 26 2013 12:34AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
this is a krilliant thread. thank cod i'm pretty intuna with my fish puns
Jan 26 2013 12:47AM
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loomis
Posts: 945 - Karma: 176
I feel so uncreative.
Jan 26 2013 12:54AM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
this is brill
Jan 26 2013 6:54AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
all these puns i'm herring are really eel.
Jan 26 2013 7:01AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
damn, i should have checked featherback up the thread, i missed this
Jan 26 2013 7:03AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
If you think of a clever pun let minnow.
Jan 26 2013 7:06AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
this is getting a bit kelpfish of me now but i definitely opah you will try betta next time.
Jan 26 2013 7:08AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
is that tom wallfish?
Jan 26 2013 10:55AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
no it's Nick Grouper
Jan 26 2013 11:23AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
i think we're both wrong, thats definitely salmon dumont.
Jan 26 2013 11:29AM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
omg hahahah I <3 this thread
Jan 26 2013 11:47AM
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Anathema
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Jan 26 2013 12:41PM
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Anathema
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Jan 26 2013 12:43PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Reel-y? a fish pun pun thread? This is trout of control. You'd have to be a real sucker to contribute to this thread.
Jan 26 2013 12:49PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
some of these puns are ich-y
Jan 26 2013 1:15PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
I spent too much time reading this shit, I need to fix my pike and cuttle my gf.
Jan 26 2013 1:20PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
You dolphinitely krilled it. Not even squidding.
Jan 26 2013 1:21PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
hahahaha....squidding
Jan 26 2013 1:23PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
aren'tuna even gonna try?
Jan 26 2013 2:30PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
That joke flopped.
Jan 26 2013 2:40PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
i have a feeling that there are blenny more fish puns waiting to be sprat around.
Jan 26 2013 2:46PM
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