don't worry bro, I saw it. I got you buddy. Come here, hug me. That's right, you can cry. Don't be ashamed, you're like super awesome. Just nobody can see it yet. Sure you'll get a girlfriend one day, I hear chicks talking about you the whole time. They're like "oh yeah, that guy he's the one... OMG IS THAT FERRIS BUELLER??! Sorry, what were you saying?"
Whoa. The fuck happened there