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Told my coworker a chemistry joke today

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Bateman
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No reaction.
Jan 24 2013 4:27AM
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Aidan-G
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What did the farmer say when his cow climbed a tree?
















Get down
Jan 24 2013 4:31AM
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gotti
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a drink is. the bartender says, "for you no charge." I wish I had a good Chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.
Jan 24 2013 9:54AM
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theschneidler
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Why shouldn't you play golf with an elephant?

















Because it's a massive, dangerous wild animal that is illegal to own.
Jan 24 2013 9:56AM
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2_fadez
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Want to hear a joke about Potassium?

Fuck you
Jan 24 2013 9:58AM
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Tonic
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Gold and Silver walk into a bar.

The bartender looks over and says Au get out of here!
Jan 24 2013 10:43AM
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coolflash8
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i lol'd a lil
Jan 24 2013 10:49AM
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Dirty.Harry.
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Lost.

Don't know why because I've heard it before...but it was good!
Jan 24 2013 10:52AM
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Da_Buddha
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Jan 24 2013 11:21AM
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Darth.Maul
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NaCl
NaOH

Someone figure that one out and I'll be proud of you.
Jan 24 2013 11:24AM
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JAHpow
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Haha, that's a good one. I actually didn't get it for a sec.
Jan 24 2013 11:24AM
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1337
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I haven't used one in forever, all the good ones Argon
Jan 24 2013 11:26AM
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crab_pretzel
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K ill let you know as soon as i think of one
Jan 24 2013 11:39AM
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DrZoidberg
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Best
Jan 24 2013 11:46AM
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theschneidler
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hurhahahueguaga
Jan 24 2013 11:55AM
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SassySloth
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Are there any jokes about sodium?

Na
Jan 24 2013 12:05PM
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--ski--
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Your base is under a salt.
Jan 24 2013 1:54PM
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crab_pretzel
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anybody? anybody? cmon i know its not good but im tryin here
Jan 24 2013 1:57PM
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Mr_Bump
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don't worry bro, I saw it. I got you buddy. Come here, hug me. That's right, you can cry. Don't be ashamed, you're like super awesome. Just nobody can see it yet. Sure you'll get a girlfriend one day, I hear chicks talking about you the whole time. They're like "oh yeah, that guy he's the one... OMG IS THAT FERRIS BUELLER??! Sorry, what were you saying?"

Whoa. The fuck happened there
Jan 24 2013 2:05PM
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Joebin
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Two men walk into a bar. One asks the bartender "Hey, Ill have a glass of H2O". The second agrees and says "Ill have a glass of H2O too". The second man died.
Jan 24 2013 2:13PM
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Tortid
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what do you do with old chemistry jokes?
barium
Jan 24 2013 2:29PM
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crab_pretzel
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thanks man *sniff* i needed that
Jan 24 2013 3:42PM
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Darth.Maul
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This kid knows whats up
Jan 24 2013 3:42PM
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powderdrunkie
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why are there no roofers/plumbers in finland?











they're all finnish carpenters agh!
Jan 24 2013 3:44PM
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Chunter
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You should all really care about atoms, they matter. All these chemistry pun jokes are Boron me to death.
Jan 24 2013 3:49PM
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Pigeon.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jan 24 2013 3:58PM
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Ac31stuff
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take your chemestry jokes and barium
Jan 24 2013 4:19PM
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ForeverYung
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Bahaha this good


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a drink is. the bartender says, "for you no charge."
Jan 24 2013 5:57PM
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Ski_The_E
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Jonny was a chemists son but Jonny is no more
What Jonny thought was H2O was H2SO4
Jan 24 2013 6:01PM
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~Gotama~
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Jan 24 2013 6:05PM
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El_Barto.
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id like to contribute but all the good jokes argon
Jan 24 2013 6:16PM
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Ethan.G
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are you barium silicon carbon bismuth technetium and hydrogen? Cuz you a

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Jan 24 2013 6:21PM
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El_Barto.
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My chem instructer is very disorganized, his desk is a tower of papers. I suggested to him an electrophile to store his documents digitally.
Jan 24 2013 6:24PM
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Z.J.H.
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id tell you it, but its none of your bismuth

Sodium and flourine were walking down the street and they accidentally bumped into each other. At that very moment Sodium said woah hold on, i think ive lost an electron.
flourine said are you sure?
and Sodium said yeah, im positive.

whats can you make out of an avagadro? guacaMOLE


i have way more for later
Jan 24 2013 6:24PM
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abathinggrape
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What do you get when you put sodium chloride and a Duracell in the same room? A salt and battery!

What do we do with chemists when they die? We BARIUM!

A photon walks into a hotel with his luggage. The bellhop asks, "Do you want me to take those sir?" The photon replies, "thats ok I'm traveling light!"

Jan 24 2013 6:27PM
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Rafiki
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Why are Sulfur, Tungsten, and Silver the coolest elements around?

Cuz they got so much SWAg


GIRL ARE YOU MADE OF COPPER AND TELLURIUM BECAUSE YOU ARE CuTe
Jan 24 2013 6:37PM
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Bateman
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorus walked in to the bar?

OH SNaP
Jan 24 2013 6:43PM
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Master_Debater
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I present the master of chemistry jokes.
Jan 24 2013 6:44PM
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HWW
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Are you made out of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.
Jan 24 2013 6:48PM
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Mr_Bump
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Are you made out of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.
Jan 24 2013 7:21PM
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PeckMX83
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wana hear a joke about nitric oxide.......NO

Do you have any Sodium Hydrobromite?..........NaBrO

Oxygen and Magnesium get together.........oMg

i blew my chemistry experiment up today..... oxidants happen




Does anyone think these chemistry jokes..........are getting a bit Boron


and last one this is a good one for any girls that know chemistry you can say to:


Girl you must have 11 protons because you are sodium hot
Jan 24 2013 7:27PM
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Darth.Maul
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Yes yessss! Moarrrr
Jan 24 2013 8:58PM
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Bread_Fish
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hahaha lolz
Jan 24 2013 9:31PM
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blatt
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar


...and doesn't
Jan 24 2013 9:43PM
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Ski_The_E
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Nope thats a physics joke
Jan 25 2013 9:08AM
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crab_pretzel
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that made me sad when he got shot at the end : (
Jan 26 2013 12:52AM
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Pklink04
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Why did the hamburger have less energy than the steak?

the hamburger is in it GROUND state!!!!

DId you hear about the guy who made it to absolute zero?

He was 0K!


Jan 26 2013 9:06AM
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HamFaceGirl
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Fuck shit you beat me to it
Jan 26 2013 10:19AM
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izz
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technically, alcohol is a solution

oxygen and potassium went on  date, it went ok

Jan 26 2013 12:38PM
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El_Barto.
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because chemists dont use schrodingers equation?

I wanted to sit in the chair but my body wasnt in the right confirmation.
Jan 26 2013 1:07PM
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El_Barto.
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fu last post
Jan 26 2013 1:08PM
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