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USA to invade Australia?

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B4NE1
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http://mobile.news.com.au/business/companies/trillion-shale-oil-find-surrounding-coober-pedy-can-fuel-australia/story-fnda1bsz-1226560401043

Better do it quick before Russia gets to it. MURICA!
Jan 23 2013 6:23PM
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B4NE1
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I fucked up. I'm a bad internet Troll
Jan 23 2013 6:25PM
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accualyisdolan
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Australia's got a really good economy too
Jan 23 2013 6:34PM
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crab_pretzel
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BOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SUCK!
Jan 23 2013 6:38PM
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alex=
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Declare war on Australia?!

US declares war -> they go to Australia

i'm 17 -> i sign up when 18

free ride to Australia -> fuck yes

shoot up some 'roos -> desert and move to new zealand

live in new zealand -> fuck bitches, get money, and ski

i now know my life plan
Jan 23 2013 7:09PM
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blackmamba.
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from a geographical standpoint, wouldn't the States invade Canada first? We've got trees, water, oil, women and a fraction of 'Merica's defense.
Jan 23 2013 7:13PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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They are secretly afraid of Quebec.
Jan 23 2013 7:18PM
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B4NE1
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Its too cold in Canada, their bodies might actually adjust and lose weight. God forbid
Jan 23 2013 7:35PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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USA invading AUSTRALIA is like a bud toking dude invading his other bud toking friend's stash. Completely uncouth. Visit Australia. Shieeeeet
Jan 23 2013 7:39PM
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pussy_puncher
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LOL!

Jan 23 2013 8:06PM
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Dhane
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Jan 23 2013 8:14PM
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B.Aussie
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Come at me bro


Also our dollar is worth more than yours...
Jan 23 2013 9:42PM
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Dragonite.
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We have eagles. we win.
Jan 23 2013 9:47PM
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TOAST.
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This aint Lord Of the Rings.
Jan 23 2013 9:52PM
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B.Aussie
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I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of our drop bears eating a kangaroo.

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Jan 23 2013 9:57PM
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volvotom
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There's a LOT of shale oil available within the US... http://abcnews.go.com/Business/american-oil-find-holds-oil-opec/story?id=17536852

And such deposits have the US on the way to being a net oil exporter within a few decades.
Jan 23 2013 9:57PM
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accualyisdolan
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That isn't saying much. Our dollar is as much a piece of shit as our president
Jan 23 2013 9:59PM
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Parrish
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Jan 23 2013 10:00PM
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Stickity
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this
Jan 23 2013 10:09PM
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alexg1687
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Go ahead....but we're keeping roundabouts and the metric system.....these will help you understand the Australian sense of humour.
Jan 23 2013 10:52PM
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2_fadez
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Who cares. Even if their max-prediction at around 230bbl is right, US still has more than 10 times that shit fuckers.
We still win. And that 230, is hard as fuck to get at so have fun drilling it.

I bet they get max 70 out before it isn't price effecient
Jan 23 2013 10:57PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Canada is already. The USA gets a vast majority if their oil from us.
Jan 23 2013 10:58PM
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oil.
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Jan 23 2013 11:01PM
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dreadyboy
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Lololol, afraid of quebec, good one
Jan 23 2013 11:03PM
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shocker611
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its shale oil.  We've got a shit ton of it too.  No use to us
Jan 23 2013 11:44PM
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Z-PAULY.
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Yes you do. Damn.
Jan 23 2013 11:48PM
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percs
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Hehe i got a new sig :)
Jan 23 2013 11:55PM
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B4NE1
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If you wanna have a competition of who has the most Oil don't even try to compete with Alberta.
Jan 24 2013 12:12AM
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volvotom
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It's funny how everyone thinks we get all of our oil from the middle east. Canada is the largest importer. LOL
Jan 24 2013 3:39AM
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volvotom
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http://www.eia.gov/petroleum/imports/companylevel/ List of oil importers to US by size.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/12/us-iea-oil-report-idUSBRE8AB0IQ20121112 Story about another EIA report explaining increases in US exports. "The International Energy Agency (IEA) said it saw a continued fall in U.S. oil imports with North America becoming a net oil exporter by around 2030 and the United States becoming almost self-sufficient in energy by 2035."

Another fun fact to tell your friends, US Only imports about 20% of its energy (many people believe this to be much higher).
Jan 24 2013 3:47AM
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turducken
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Well according to Wikipedia, we have roughly 10x less than Australia's estimated amount.
Jan 24 2013 4:19AM
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CliffyByro
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Jan 24 2013 6:51AM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
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Hahahahahahahhahahahah

And to the aussie chick about drop bears! Hahhaahah thats too funny. I remember you crazyies trying to tell me about the drop bears. hhaha
Jan 24 2013 8:12AM
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