I was there because I was filming and put the vid on the internet to get on Tosh.0
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
Its not like he would have been a shitty rider without blood doping. The tactics of blood doping is far away from using performance enhancing drugs. When you describe as simply adding a bit of extra blood to your system to be able to increase your oxygen intake it sounds rather harmless. As said above most of the top riders he was up against probably indulged in it at some point or other as well. Sucks that he loses all credibility. He still has my respect, he still battled cancer and was one of the top bikers.
my dads so funny. he wore his lance armstrong hat and livestrong bracelet out to brunch on sunday for his birthday. He just likes to mess with people. Our waitress acted all offended and made some comment so my dad goes "what? I support drug abuse." Then laughed at his own joke. God I love my dad.
"I meant to order chinese food, but instead I took a giant shit on the floor."
This is true. I know professional road-bike racers and they can confirm that anybody who wants to be even close to the top has to do it illegally. I don't know who Lance pissed off so that they bring this down on him but nothing is straight in that sport.
Cycling went through a very dark period, but it's on the brightside now. There is no way in hell the Wiggins or Froome are dopers. No way at all. Wiggo gets really pissed at the doping cheats like Contador.
That being said, I still think Armstrong is a great bike rider and an outstanding spokesperson and hero for cancer survivors worldwide. What he has achieved outside of cycling is something not to be taken lightly. Half a billion dollars have been raised to support cancer research, that's not something that someone should be ashamed of.
I say this all the time. I mean look how awesome football is, they all are on something. Who cares if it ruins their body. They get payed millions to entertain us, so why not make it as entertaining as possible.
"Pouring down hate and discontent like a motherfucker"