Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Thoughts on Chubbies Shorts?

«
1
2
»
»»

ch@se

Posts: 790 - Karma: 71

Karma: 71

Posts: 790

Ridiculous

Hey NS, what are your thoughts on Chubbies shorts?

I, for one, like them and will most likely be picking up a pair.

Jan 23 2013 11:47AM

50 12

theBearJew

Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633

Karma: 15,633

Posts: 10951

Crazy Fool

I dont tuck my shirt in so it changes the way they look drastically IMO.

I don't see a problem with them or why the chubbies are so much better. I have a few other pairs of shorts like hurley and those which are good but dickies are always cheap.

Jan 23 2013 2:57PM

0 0

theschneidler

Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354

Karma: 354

Posts: 2099

Addict

Those are legit so shitty looking, I could buy the same thing at the uses clothing store like 20 minutes away for like $20.

Jan 23 2013 2:58PM

1 0

theschneidler

Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354

Karma: 354

Posts: 2099

Addict

Fuck not $20 like $2-$3

Jan 23 2013 2:59PM

0 0

deleted5

Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500

Karma: 13,500

Posts: 14507

Crazy Fool

Why don't you just skip a step and buy track shorts.

Jan 23 2013 3:04PM

0 0

Stickity

Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769

Karma: 769

Posts: 7750

Crazy Fool

so people on here make jokes about skiing in tight pants and your balls not being able to breathe, but wearing male booty shorts is cool and hip?

Jan 23 2013 3:24PM

0 0

.AR6rider.

Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

Karma: 8,799

Posts: 15976

Post Whore

In a word...yes.

Jan 23 2013 3:25PM

0 0

Stickity

Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769

Karma: 769

Posts: 7750

Crazy Fool

Jan 23 2013 3:30PM

0 0

.AR6rider.

Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

Karma: 8,799

Posts: 15976

Post Whore

and proud.

Jan 23 2013 3:30PM

0 0

Stickity

Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769

Karma: 769

Posts: 7750

Crazy Fool

that's what's important. keep doing you.

Jan 23 2013 3:35PM

1 0

theschneidler

Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354

Karma: 354

Posts: 2099

Addict

stay strong beautiful

Jan 23 2013 3:36PM

1 0

bo0b

Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994

Karma: 994

Posts: 2964

Addict

Nobody said you had to b in a frat or a trust fund kid to be a douche.

Jan 23 2013 7:45PM

4 0

Vitiligo

Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126

Karma: 1,126

Posts: 535

Ridiculous

Jan 23 2013 7:59PM

0 0

James.May

Posts: 494 - Karma: 321

Karma: 321

Posts: 494

Ridiculous

Jan 23 2013 8:06PM

0 0

FuckAllOfYou

Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518

Karma: 2,518

Posts: 3864

Addict

too short

this is how you wear pants yo

Jan 23 2013 8:08PM

2 0

yuck

Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090

Karma: 2,090

Posts: 8384

Crazy Fool

i would maybe wear these but every person posted in this thread looks like they just got back from their aunts (pronounced awnts) summer home in cape cod.

Jan 23 2013 8:09PM

0 0

Dhane

Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722

Karma: 1,722

Posts: 3866

Addict

Do you have to wear a collared shirt and aviators with them? Or is that optional? But honestly, not a fan. I like my shorts just above my knee. When I'm hiking I wear em shorter, but that's function not fashion.

Jan 23 2013 8:52PM

0 0

timmi

Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

Karma: 3,460

Posts: 12874

Crazy Fool

These have been the shorts of choice in Europe for quite a while now, so I can nearly guarantee that in either this summer or next you boys will all be wearing them.

Jan 23 2013 8:59PM

0 0

Phil-X-

Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399

Karma: 14,399

Posts: 7205

Crazy Fool

past the knee....

Jan 24 2013 2:46AM

4 0

Aidan-G

Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798

Karma: 10,798

Posts: 9411

Crazy Fool

I'd wear those but my dick would hang out the bottom. It's not like I have a big dick or anything. Just really long. No girth to it at all. It's sad really

Jan 24 2013 2:50AM

1 0

Toasty.

Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278

Karma: 2,278

Posts: 6195

No Life

If you like gargling the penises of underage men then yes, buy them

Jan 24 2013 2:51AM

1 0

steeze-free_lee

Posts: 295 - Karma: 28

Karma: 28

Posts: 295

Loner

as an American fratdouche, current canadian resident, and owner of a pair of 'Merica's, i can confirm that they are indeed awesome (though overpriced).

Jan 24 2013 3:05AM

0 0

doyle.

Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596

Karma: 596

Posts: 1624

Insane

this seemed like the trend when I was in australia last march but I personally like them just above the knee

Jan 24 2013 3:43AM

0 0

seward

Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

Karma: 2,174

Posts: 5233

No Life

Jan 24 2013 8:36AM

0 0

GayWolf420

Posts: 36673 - Karma: 110,507

Karma: 110,507

Posts: 36673

Basement Dweller

Do they come with a 6-er of natty ice and a false sense of fashion?

Jan 24 2013 8:49AM

2 0

BrewskiJr

Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478

Karma: 1,478

Posts: 5738

No Life

My thoughts exactly.

Jan 24 2013 9:04AM

0 0

B.Aussie

Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522

Karma: 4,522

Posts: 5851

No Life

That fashion has been big in Aus for a while. I really like them. I think shorts that come below the knee look extremely dorky and unattractive.

Jan 24 2013 9:05AM

1 0

johnnyBuz

Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270

Karma: 1,270

Posts: 1438

Insane

you can't really be a G without your chubbies

Oct 30 2014 6:23PM

1 0

proZach

Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917

Karma: 917

Posts: 7163

Crazy Fool

didn't know how short they were until my pair of american flag ones came in for the fourth of July. they're almost a novelty, but sometimes you gotta show some thigh.

gotta say, I've had more chicks come up to me at bars wearing these bad larrys than my sweatpants

Oct 30 2014 6:30PM

0 0

ModMommy

Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,324

Karma: 55,324

Posts: 10719

Crazy Fool

They're so frat. I love them so much.

Oct 30 2014 6:32PM

0 3

Nacho+

Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791

Karma: 7,791

Posts: 3748

Addict

I've got like 4 pairs....

Oct 30 2014 7:48PM

0 1

Laurent.

Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277

Karma: 25,277

Posts: 10054

Crazy Fool

Just wear denim shorts like a real man.

Oct 30 2014 7:55PM

4 0

ABalls

Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754

Karma: 3,754

Posts: 2091

Addict

If anyone's seen the chubbies Instagram you can tell that they kind of cater to douchebags. With that being said, I'm a huge douchebag and I love these shorts.

Oct 30 2014 8:00PM

1 0