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Thoughts on Chubbies Shorts?

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ch@se
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Hey NS, what are your thoughts on Chubbies shorts?

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I, for one, like them and will most likely be picking up a pair.
Jan 23 2013 11:47AM
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El_Barto.
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just make sure you do what everyone else is doing
Jan 23 2013 11:48AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
ok bro
Jan 23 2013 11:48AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Strictly for those with small penises.
Jan 23 2013 11:49AM
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
Excellent winter wear
Jan 23 2013 11:50AM
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987321654hgfd
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OP you like boat shoes too?
Jan 23 2013 11:53AM
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ch@se
Posts: 790 - Karma: 71
yes, yes I do
Jan 23 2013 11:56AM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Never heard of them before now, just looked at their site, 50-60 bucks is crazy for those. I do like the camo ones, only time I could see my self wearing them is on the 4th with an American flag button up though
Jan 23 2013 11:57AM
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Randy_Quench
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I don't mind colored shorts.. But my shorts gotta come all the way to my knee. That mid-thigh look is bananas.
Jan 23 2013 11:57AM
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ch@se
Posts: 790 - Karma: 71
The camos are my favorite as well. I agree that the price tag is ridiculous.
Jan 23 2013 11:58AM
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BlackCupid
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They're pretty bro. Gotta get the American flag ones though.
Jan 23 2013 12:00PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
do you all go to Elon or live on ACK (Nantucket)? you would fit in rather well with the tiny dick crowd there. can't be hung wearing those things, thats for sure.
Jan 23 2013 12:01PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

no. just no.

Jan 23 2013 12:03PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
Are you going yachting with your fraternity soon?
Jan 23 2013 12:08PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Oh hey douchebag shorts!

Had no idea they were called chubbies
Jan 23 2013 12:29PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
seriously though, my penis would hang right out the bottom
Jan 23 2013 12:31PM
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O-A_s
Posts: 373 - Karma: 58
I've been wearing shorts like that for years. Really makes you feel the breeze.
Jan 23 2013 12:38PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,210
Not sure what this thread is about, but I'm sporting a full chubby right now.
Jan 23 2013 12:39PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
They're perfect for wanna-be frat bros.  Not to mention they're incredibly over-priced
Jan 23 2013 12:40PM
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Lavieille
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boomslam
Jan 23 2013 12:40PM
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Phil-X-
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Chubbies are fuckin awesome and if you disagree... well thats cool, have fun wearing skinny jeans by supreme.
Jan 23 2013 12:40PM
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_TK_
Posts: 467 - Karma: 128
chubbies and a tank acceptable, or if youre fratin hard
Jan 23 2013 12:49PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83

its like the steez keeps its circle of life going. those shorts were cool in the 80's and 90's then everyone started whering baggy shit and more basic darker colors not to be all neon and rediclious like ourgoofy dads and their 80's shit.  the baggy clothing got all gangster and everything got so big. then skiiers were liek woah we wanna be hood like all those 90's rappers. now everyone is liek dam i hate it when our pants keep falling off and we wanna be all neon and techno dubstep kids. so whering short shorts and muscle shirts is cool again because its retro. and hipster. and very gay.

im sticking to the big sweatpants so ill be the leader in steez when it comes back around in 5 years.

i think the next steez will be big middle eastern where. like shols and dress gowns.

Jan 23 2013 1:16PM
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.AR6rider.
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Meh, I'd probably rock them. A little short for my taste, but they're not terribly priced and I wear lots of red/yellow/orange/green shorts in the summer anyway. Also, everyone knows that if your shorts hit below your knees you're doing something seriously wrong.

Actually, just noticed they are elastic. lolnope. I'll stick with J.Crew.
Jan 23 2013 1:23PM
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NinetyFour
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Basically a pair of khaki shorts that go just past the knees are unbeatable.

Not sure about these 'chubbies' though...
Jan 23 2013 1:36PM
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Jewschoolers
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do you actually have a god complex or is that just a thing you do on the internet?

Jan 23 2013 1:38PM
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.AR6rider.
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Silly boy, I AM god. Run along now.
Jan 23 2013 1:40PM
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BlackCupid
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How the fuck is that in any way relevant to his opinion on shorts?
Jan 23 2013 1:40PM
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Jewschoolers
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dude you smoke weed cool bro

Jan 23 2013 1:43PM
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BlackCupid
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go away troll
Jan 23 2013 1:47PM
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db21
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yeah thats what i like sure. black, grey, khaki. any neutral colour and at/just past the knee is perfect
Jan 23 2013 1:47PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
Got four pairs. Best shorts out no question. Then again I'm a frat douche.
Jan 23 2013 1:54PM
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theBearJew
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I think Chubbies are shit. and I don't wear skinny jeans... you are comparing shorts to jeans? I actually wear dickies shorts, comfortable and durable.
Jan 23 2013 1:57PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Zing
Jan 23 2013 2:00PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
A more comfortable pair of shorts than chubbies does not exist, and you can take that to the bank.
Jan 23 2013 2:02PM
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Stickity
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if you wear chubbies, you probably have a chubby looking at pictures of people wearing chubbies
Jan 23 2013 2:04PM
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theBearJew
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I'd rather not look like a complete fucking douche.
Jan 23 2013 2:17PM
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theBearJew
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Also Yoga pants are fucking comfortable as hell. Probably some of the most comfortable pants I've ever worn, you can take that to the bank... But I don't wanna look like a gay walking around so I don't wear those either.

Chubbies suck.
Jan 23 2013 2:19PM
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.AR6rider.
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lol at all the butthurt from people who wear Dickies and denim shorts.
Jan 23 2013 2:26PM
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Sno.
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no
Jan 23 2013 2:30PM
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.AR6rider.
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Just for comparison...

Which is worse?

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Clearly the guy in the second picture is winning at life and is the most awesome motherfucker you've seen today.
Jan 23 2013 2:30PM
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Sno.
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that's not fair. the socks/shoes in the first make those shorts infinitely worse.
Jan 23 2013 2:32PM
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Sno.
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If the guy in the dickies was wearing flip flops, and the shirt was untucked, and the shorts didn't have creases down the front making them look like a kilt, then the dickies are way better imo. dickies and chubbies...wow.
Jan 23 2013 2:34PM
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Dunnah
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Because those are the only two types of shorts that are available?
Jan 23 2013 2:34PM
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act.resist
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have fun sipping mai thais at the club with bruce and devon (pronounced deh-VON)
Jan 23 2013 2:34PM
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.AR6rider.
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Jan 23 2013 2:34PM
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Sno.
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your photos are so bias! here let me find some...
Jan 23 2013 2:36PM
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Sno.
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no good?

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Jan 23 2013 2:41PM
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ForeverYung
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Those both suck, right above the knee cap is the best
Jan 23 2013 2:41PM
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shelbskis
Posts: 203 - Karma: 712
i like them but they should be a tad bit longer.. at least down to the top of the knee
Jan 23 2013 2:45PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
Honestly so damn confortable. It's like chilling in your boxers, but socially acceptable. Wearing the 'muricas in canada got me some bad looks, but fuck those mooses eh?

I own 4 pairs
I am not in a frat
I am not a trust fund kid
Jan 23 2013 2:48PM
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