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I would really appreciate a few jokes in my current state.

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FrenchFry
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Tell me the best joke you know!
Jan 23 2013 12:29AM
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___ASP___
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[youtube]g9_-52cgOBc[/youtube]
Jan 23 2013 11:27PM
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___ASP___
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damn cant embed
just click here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9_-52cgOBc
Jan 23 2013 11:28PM
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shorty_T
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Bump
Jan 24 2013 6:56PM
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Elg
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Haha really??
Jan 24 2013 7:47PM
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esotericjive
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The heat was intents.

Ill be here all night
Jan 24 2013 7:54PM
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ikindalikeskiing
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Threads for laters
Jan 24 2013 8:45PM
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DeSANTIS
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do you want to hear my pizza joke?













never mind... its to cheesey
Jan 24 2013 8:49PM
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CheddarJack
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?










Dr. Dre
Jan 24 2013 8:58PM
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UncleBurt
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While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The man explains the situation, and the daughter's date says, "I can get the peanut out." He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father's nose, and tells him to blow hard. The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear. After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says, "Isn't he smart? I wonder what he plans to be." The father says, "From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law."
Jan 24 2013 8:59PM
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SkiJay.
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why cant karen swing on the swings?

she has no arms

knock knock

whos there?

not karen
Jan 24 2013 9:03PM
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pow314
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What's the difference between John Wayne and jack Daniels?



Jack Daniels is still killing natives.

How do we know natives invented the toothbrush?


Any one else would have called it the teethbrush.


What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?


A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it


What does Budweiser and having sex in a canoe have in common?


It's both fucking damn near water.
Jan 25 2013 3:27AM
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AndyBoy
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What's good on pizza and bad on pussy?

Crust.
Jan 25 2013 3:52AM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?
Jan 25 2013 3:56AM
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ikindalikeskiing
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no
Jan 25 2013 12:49PM
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BarackObama
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Why are seagulls called seagulls?




Because if they lived in the bay they would be called bagels.
Jan 25 2013 1:19PM
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howlongcanausern
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LOL

a muslim, a socialist, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. Bartender says:

what will it be mr president?
Jan 25 2013 1:22PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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Get it yet?
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Jan 25 2013 3:04PM
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shorty_T
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Jan 25 2013 6:39PM
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-MK-
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How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? When she pull her tampon out, the cotton is picked. Haha

Kind of messed up, but still hilarious to me
Apr 7 2013 7:34PM
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OGHolliday
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Two olives are crossing the road. One gets hit by a car and the other asks if he's okay, to which he replies "olive, olive"

wanna hear a joke about a pencil?





nevermind, it's pointless
Apr 7 2013 8:41PM
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DaffyDaDak
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What do gay horses eat
HAAAAAAAY
Apr 7 2013 9:14PM
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SkierPT
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Heard this from a super short customer the other day at work.

How to short people travel?

In mini vans!

That man loved that joke. Was telling everyone it.
Apr 7 2013 9:29PM
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WaffleMaster
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How do you prepare for a party in space?

You planet.
Apr 7 2013 10:26PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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did you hear about the kidnapping down the street?

no

his mom woke him up



Apr 7 2013 10:29PM
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