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The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.
So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through."
He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.
He replies, "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?"
So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around.
When he gets back, his friend asks, "Now what happened?"
To this he replies, "Small world."
A blonde is in a movie theater and the guy next to her starts wacking off
She leans over to her friend and goes "eww, the guy next to me is jerking it!"
Her friend goes "just ignore him, this movie is really good."
So the blonde ignores him.
15 minutes later she leans over to her friend again "the guy is still jerking it! I can't pay attention to the movie."
Her friend says "omg, just ignore it!"
So the blonde tries to ignore it.
10 minutes later the blonde leans over to her friend "seriously, he is STILL going at it..."
the friend says "are you kidding me? ignore it!"
The blonde says "I can't....he's using my hand!"
i thought this was king of cute, but i told it to another person in the room and the response was "that's terrible." and "worst joke ever."
well maybe you should subscribe to pay-per joke.
get it...pay-per (paper)
I'm not sure I understand. Are you referring to jokes about paper?
Two cannibal jokes I like:
What is a cannibal's least favorite part of a vegetable?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Do me a favor and don't post the stupid cannibal joke about the clown. It sucks. Seriously.