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If you had to choose, would you rather be black or Asian

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accualyisdolan
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I'd go with Asian. Preferably an Asian mma badass like Kazushi sakuraba.
Jan 22 2013 9:56PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Black, slay more than their fair share of poon.
Jan 22 2013 9:58PM
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Maturin
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Black. Soul food.
Jan 22 2013 9:59PM
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ihitchadsgap
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Black. Nobody likes Asians they're annoying
Jan 22 2013 9:59PM
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Stickity
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black so i can say that word and be loud in public
Jan 22 2013 10:00PM
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Crispy.
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Black, big dick, good at all sports known to man besides horseback riding, and look gangster as fuck.
Jan 22 2013 10:02PM
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accualyisdolan
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Yeah but what about fu Manchus? You can't grow a badass fu Manchu like manny pacquiao if your black
Jan 22 2013 10:02PM
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bighomieflock
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Black of course. I would name my children ridiculous black person names
Jan 22 2013 10:03PM
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accualyisdolan
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And swimming. Black people have higher bone density which makes swimming harder
Jan 22 2013 10:04PM
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max...
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is my socio-economic status the same in both scenarios?
Jan 22 2013 10:04PM
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accualyisdolan
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No. Same with iq which I don't think ppl considered
Jan 22 2013 10:07PM
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edai
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Very important factor. Will wait for answer before responding.
Jan 22 2013 10:07PM
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Huck_Norris
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Inb4 blackie chan
Jan 22 2013 10:09PM
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max...
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so i don't understand what your implication is. in which scenario do i have a higher socio-economic status and/or iq?
Jan 22 2013 10:09PM
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JWeinstock
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black
Jan 22 2013 10:11PM
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accualyisdolan
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Asian
Jan 22 2013 10:12PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
Black. Affirmative Action, above average dick compared to below average dick, better at sports, right to be obnoxious everywhere, yeah
Jan 22 2013 10:17PM
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max...
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then this is a completely different question than the one you originally asked.

this thread sucks.
Jan 22 2013 10:18PM
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tcurle
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My mom is an English rider and she sometimes trains with this Olympic English riding guy. He isn't gay and he's black!
Asian because if I were black I would never ski
Jan 22 2013 10:19PM
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accualyisdolan
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Jimmies
Jan 22 2013 10:20PM
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max...
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oh they're rustled
Jan 22 2013 10:22PM
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Mr.Huck
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I'd rather be asian_allen.
Jan 22 2013 10:22PM
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Spinoza
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pretty good question, but im going with black.

it gets more interesting when you consider black vs asian samurai. Kyuzo or Afro?

Jan 22 2013 10:28PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Black, and be that really big really loud and scary drunk black skateboarder. Like Antwan Dixon.
Jan 22 2013 11:49PM
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Ac31stuff
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i hate you
Jan 22 2013 11:51PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
black, so i can stop little rich white kids to stop acting/looking gangster on the mtn
Jan 22 2013 11:51PM
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Sno.
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as a woman, I'd go with asian, but only because the hair would be easier to maintain.
Jan 22 2013 11:56PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
my niggas, i am black, no need to ask this silly question.
bein asian, that would be nice....but, big dick? or lill dick?
your pick, and may the odds be forever in your favor. niccas
Jan 22 2013 11:59PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Black, i'd prey on all of your white guilt hard.
Jan 23 2013 12:04AM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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your sig somewhat relevant?
Jan 23 2013 12:06AM
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DeRizzo
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Black no question.
Jan 23 2013 12:07AM
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act.resist
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asian, because asian girls are hot. ive always wondered what id look like asian
Jan 23 2013 12:17AM
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1337
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there's probably a photobooth effect for it

hahahahaha someone should find one and have everyone post results
Jan 23 2013 12:21AM
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Sno.
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haha
Jan 23 2013 12:23AM
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Huck_Norris
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1). Smoke weed. 2). Look in the mirror
Jan 23 2013 12:23AM
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Jblz
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the answer is obviously black. who in their right mind would throw away being the coolest race to have a small dick and buck teeth instead?
Jan 23 2013 12:27AM
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alvy.
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both races suck at ass at skiing unfortunately. I guess asian because if I were black I would become a poor crackhead but I don't want a dick the size of my pinky. I would probably just kill myself.
Jan 23 2013 12:44AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Black because when I accuse people of being racist, they'd get scared, instead of laughing and saying so?
Jan 23 2013 12:51AM
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JeremyClarkson
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Fuck off dolan, of course I or anyone else in their right mind would be black.
Jan 23 2013 12:53AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
What if you had to chose between white, or asian?

Wait white obviously. I love being white. Being whites the shit. You colored people, your really missing out on this shit
Jan 23 2013 12:53AM
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Hatsnballs
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Jan 23 2013 1:16AM
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Chubz.
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bmos
Asian allen
Cauc-asian
All of them absolutely kill it

But yeah i get what youre saying lolol
Jan 23 2013 1:21AM
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Chunter
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Was this really ever a question on Newschoolers?
Jan 23 2013 1:22AM
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Davy.Crockett
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oh black the choice is obvious. better food, you can say the n word, not give a fuck, and honestly we all wish on some level we could be as 'swag' (for lack of a better term) as they are
Jan 23 2013 2:03AM
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Casey
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AccuallyisDolan coming in strong with another worthless thread.
Jan 23 2013 2:05AM
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Sno.
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my husband made me de-friend you, dolan.
Jan 23 2013 2:14AM
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Aidan-G
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Black so I can say n***** as much as I want
Jan 23 2013 2:44AM
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sNaubi
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b 2 tha l 2 tha a 2 tha c 2 tha k
Jan 23 2013 3:15AM
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whoa-dere
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Blasian, best of both worlds
Jan 23 2013 8:39AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
White
White contains all the wavelengths of visible light (all colours)

Black
Black is the result of the absence of or complete absorption of light (no colours)

Now please explain why we call black people, whose skin lacks colour, "coloured", and learn to spell "you're".
Jan 23 2013 9:02AM
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Aidan-G
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Because you touch yourself at night while spelling color with your fancy shmancy u
Jan 23 2013 9:05AM
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