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I think we need a bit of clarification here...

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skierman
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If you slide a rail on the nose/tail piece of your binding, you are not pressing.

Rocking back and forth on the rail because you got on it from the side or for whatever reason is not pressing.

Crouching down low doesn't mean you are pressing.

Sorry to burst your bubbles Mcveigh fan boys but despite his ability to do insane presses and ride with butter style, more often than not, he's just sliding a rail.

Example of a fake press
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Example of a real press
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Have a nice day.
Jan 22 2013 11:58AM
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RagingBuffalo
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Yeah, um you're right, its a blunt... everyone knows that
Jan 22 2013 12:04PM
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Blurst
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glad to have you back.
Jan 22 2013 12:12PM
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Bock
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Well based on your pictures i like the fake press better.
Jan 22 2013 12:16PM
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chubbspeterson
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thank you, completely agree. and there is definitely no blunt slide in skiing, jesus christ.
Jan 22 2013 12:21PM
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Randy_Quench
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yeah but imo a "fake press" across the whole rail is much cooler than a gay ass "real press" for 2 feet of the rail then sliding off.
Jan 22 2013 12:22PM
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doGelyst
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since you made this post, i would like to add on that....

doing a 180 10ft before the rail is not a butter. doing a 180/270 in one solid motion when getting on a rail = butter. :P haterific!
Jan 22 2013 12:41PM
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SPUTnik.
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same
Jan 22 2013 12:52PM
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skierman
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Good to know you appreciate someone sitting down on their skis rather than someone actually doing something impressive.
Jan 22 2013 12:58PM
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Twig
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sliding a rail with your skis consistently held at that angle is harder than just regularly sliding a rail, whether you call it a press or a blunt or whatever, it is a different trick.
Jan 22 2013 1:02PM
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pmw
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you're just jealous you're too fat to do either

o wait ur not eheath...
Jan 22 2013 1:02PM
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Fluttershy
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the guy on the top looks so much cleaner though. if the guy on the bottom did too, then it would be more impressive
Jan 22 2013 1:05PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Why don't we just stop giving a shit and go ski?


No?



Okay.
Jan 22 2013 1:07PM
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edai
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Is that what the Olympic judging panel is going to say you pussy?
Jan 22 2013 1:08PM
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bighomieflock
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How about you go ski and don't worry about silly trick names that vary depending on who you ask.
Jan 22 2013 1:11PM
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Tikayt
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Presses IMO are cooler when they do not last ages. I like it when the skier plays with his balance on the rail, ending with press to like "press out". And it's definitely hard to press for a long time.
Jan 22 2013 1:15PM
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blindside
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Who keeps letting you back?
Jan 22 2013 1:18PM
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Spinoza
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Circular? 'Impressive' and 'things you appreciate' overlap.
Change impressive to difficult maybe
Jan 22 2013 1:20PM
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FroesenSkeeze
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Well, technically, you can't prove this is a real press either just from a picture. He could be sliding off and just sliding on the tails, not balancing on them. Although I highly doubt that is the case, can't be positive with a static image.

Anyway, they are both dope.
Jan 22 2013 1:20PM
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griz_lee
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sorry to burst your bubble but in the example shown the skier is doing a blunt slide or a tail slide. A press does not happen when the sliding device is 90 degrees to the sliding surface. they must be parallel or straight on with the skis flexed in order to be a nose press or a tail press.

Skiers tail slide when lip sliding, landing on the tails and sliding on the tails

skiers blunt slid when jumping on the rail tips first, landing on the tails and sliding on the tails

skiers nose slide when jumpin on the rail tips first, landing on the noses and sliding on the noses

skiers nose blunt when lip sliding, landing on the noses and and sliding on the noses.

thank you

Jan 22 2013 1:38PM
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.tony
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People do it for style, not to prove they can flex their skis half a centimeter. Anyways, that's just my view on it. Continue having a pointless argument.
Jan 22 2013 1:45PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Quoting for emphasis
Jan 22 2013 1:46PM
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CrotchKiller
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THANK YOU




THANK YOU





THANK YOU

Jan 22 2013 1:49PM
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TroyAntipasta
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really fail to see a difference :/.
Jan 22 2013 2:23PM
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doGelyst
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kool aid slides? I mean just look at teh arms! :D

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Jan 22 2013 2:26PM
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titsLOL
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Nahhh. It's been called a tail press (second picture) for decades in skiing, just cause you have a hard on for skateboarding doesn't mean you can change our trick names. And any trick done with your skis parallel to a rail isn't a trick at all it's whack bullshit that 6 year olds do their first lap in the park ever.
Jan 22 2013 2:38PM
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Stickity
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except, you know, you're fucking retarded
Jan 22 2013 2:42PM
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CrotchKiller
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nahhhh, he's actually right.
Jan 22 2013 2:45PM
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titsLOL
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I have 5.0867x your karma so you can suck it
Jan 22 2013 2:47PM
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ForeverYung
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Yo
Jan 22 2013 2:51PM
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CrotchKiller
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you just lost 5.0867% credibility with that comment.
Jan 22 2013 2:51PM
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chubbspeterson
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there is no such thing as a blunt slide on skis.
Jan 22 2013 2:52PM
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crab_pretzel
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ha...
Jan 22 2013 2:53PM
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griz_lee
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Our trick names?! and besides skateboarders dont call anything a tail press. before you try to be a smart ass and call somebody out at least get your facts straight. tail press, nose press, nollie, ollie, rodeo, misty, flat spin, switch are just a small example of terms that skiers have ripped off from snowboarding the least we can do is apply them the best we possibly can. If we were truly origonal we would come up with our own names but everyone knows skiers arnt that smart. 
Jan 22 2013 2:58PM
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skierman
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He never said that you're applying tail press into skiing from skateboarding...

Right now you look about as ridiculous as the kids that use grind plates for skiing.
Jan 22 2013 3:08PM
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bpalmer
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well i agree dude but to be fair, it's not about being smart. it's just that freestyle in our sport is young relative to skateboarding, snowboarding, whatever. so we're just calling it what that kind of trick is already called in another sport. skiing has invented a bunch of trick names.

but to the OP: what exactly needs clarification? that edit has tons of presses (even by your definition), and the guy does them pretty well and spins into and out of them. and that's hard.

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by your (or any) definition, that's a press. plus, even the "fake press" that you're talking about, he's doing 270-fake press-pretzel. that shit is gangster and i don't think that needs clarification at all.


Jan 22 2013 3:14PM
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LemmiwinksVT
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So you think skiers should have come up with different names for types of spinning? So the same rotation done on skis would have a different name than that of a snowboarder? A cork would be what? a looptey lou? Ollie and nollie should have different names as well even though they are essentially the same motion? That is just retarded.
Jan 22 2013 3:14PM
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titsLOL
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Yes, "our trick names." Doesn't matter where they came from, we use them so they're ours now just like the land here in America is "our" land. Moving on, the four tricks you described specifically were tail SLIDES and blunts. I don't care whether you were fantasizing about P Rod or Danny Kass when you wrote that, you were naming skateboarding tricks. Do those two points I just made contradict each other? Ya, so? It's the internet you shitsquirrels.
Jan 22 2013 3:15PM
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BITS
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Just so you know:
The guy in the first picture is not sliding underneath his binding. Contact point on the skis are behind the bindings.
Jan 22 2013 3:26PM
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blindside
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"just cause you have a hard on for skateboarding doesn't mean you can change our trick names"
Jan 22 2013 3:49PM
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Saga.
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yes
Jan 22 2013 3:56PM
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Capurnicus
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Dang, droppin' some knowledge on skierman's ass...burnned son!
Jan 22 2013 4:08PM
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Dibs
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+k, thanks for clearing that up. confuses the shit out of me.
Jan 22 2013 4:14PM
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baaangthat
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lolwut







skiers have been sliding on their tails on rails in some fashion for at least 20 years?
Jan 22 2013 4:21PM
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titsLOL
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.Well to clarify, skiers have been attempting the maneuver in question since the 90s, which was two decades ago. Fine maybe not two full decades ('93) but I didn't say "two full decades" or "at least 20 years" so, in the words of eheath, gofuckyourself.



Jan 22 2013 4:51PM
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freeskibrian
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hmm why dont we started making up trick names? not stupid shit like renaming a 360 a double turn around. not shit like grabs, presses, butters, idk anything
Jan 22 2013 4:59PM
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jreilly
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go away.
Jan 22 2013 5:04PM
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theabortionator
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Oh look it's this thread again
Jan 22 2013 5:04PM
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jreilly
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Mcviegh slays and whatever hes doing on those rails that makes him ski so differently is crazy as fuck. No one else skis rails like he does.

kid barely slides rails with his boots over the rail. thats impressive shit.
Jan 22 2013 5:05PM
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eheath
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skiierman sturring the pot
Jan 22 2013 5:05PM
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skinakedfast
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Man skiierman just rustled a whole lotta jimmies he's stoked
Jan 22 2013 5:06PM
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