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Obnoxious gapers!

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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
After waiting in line for 30+ minutes it was finally my turn to load on the lift then...2 girls cut the line and got in front of me and called me "asshole" and "dumbass" and also told me to "wait my turn" Wow..What obnoxious things have other riders done to you that pisses you off?
Jan 20 2013 11:41PM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
Have Gapper gapes
Jan 20 2013 11:45PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2298 - Karma: -11,017
Just make yourself look intimidating as fuck and gapers wont be a problem.
Jan 21 2013 2:14AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
At COP, you get tons of parents taking their kids into the park and skiing down the landings of the jumps. Like, go down the actual hill, not the landing of a fucking jump where someone could land on you. They ski right down the middle of the landings too! And a couple days ago, this little snowboarder kid hit a medium jump, knuckled it, and stopped right on the landing and stood there! And then another hit the jump and ran into the kid.
Jan 21 2013 2:48AM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
here is how you should handle that situation

Jan 21 2013 3:24AM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
girls you say? i know how i wouldn've handled that haha *unzip*
Jan 21 2013 3:47AM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
take their anal virginity
Jan 21 2013 6:33AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
haha this. always make sure your facemask is on and don't be afraid to tell someone to fuck off.
Jan 21 2013 9:10AM
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Vinci
Posts: 701 - Karma: 1,472
Two days ago one of my buddies got pushed by some random guy in the liftline because that guy claimed my friend has stood on his skis. I mean seriously, that dude has to have some serious anger issues? How about a nice little "Excuse me, ..."
Jan 21 2013 9:29AM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Teachers taking their lessons through the park and having their kids take their skis off and "play" on the features.
Jan 21 2013 9:36AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
I hate this so much
Jan 21 2013 10:05AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7265 - Karma: 33,275
every resort has this.
Jan 21 2013 10:10AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
if it was your turn, then why did you let them cut in front of you....and then talk shit about it?
Jan 21 2013 10:17AM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
My least favorite thing about fortune
Jan 21 2013 10:19AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
This, not a single gaper gave me problems
Jan 21 2013 11:08AM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
They were fat and could crush me with their arm flabs!
Jan 21 2013 11:34AM
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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
This we dont have park passes at gore and we needem but our park has been moved to the best gaper/cruising trail so parents bring there kids and they stay on the lips of the jumps and fall over then there parents have to hike up while there crying and not moving 10+ minutes u wait for them to move then when we complain they say " my kid had the right of way" hate dumbass people like that -,-
Jan 21 2013 11:40AM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
gaypers gonna gayp
Jan 21 2013 2:06PM
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-dAvE-
Posts: 677 - Karma: 74
Real question about gappers is, what the hell are they filming with the gopro mounted on their helmet?!
Every single one has a gopro, and im not sure what they get for footage. groomed runs going super slow? Sweet, must make crazy edits.
Jan 21 2013 2:11PM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
Kid tried boot skiing the large jumps at sun valley. Fucking pissed me off when the kid fell over and literally stared me down as i tried to tell him to get out of the way. THEN, I got yelled at for being "disrespectful"
Jan 21 2013 2:12PM
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Tikayt
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 1,543
Have fucking kids side jumping for hours and me waiting for them to fucking leave, it's like a highway some times at my home mountain!
Jan 21 2013 2:27PM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
Hahahah I've seen An edit of a guy like this. It was so GNAR
Jan 21 2013 5:21PM
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redking
Posts: 148 - Karma: 437
No gapers have ever given me any problems, but it might be because I'm a gaper....

Jan 21 2013 5:33PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
shit getting out of hand, they all pile up at the end of the best rail in the park..... just to hit the fun box the size of a whale... long story short, they moved after i landed on there shit a couple times
Jan 21 2013 5:47PM
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Don_Cartagena
Posts: 44 - Karma: 81
Holy shit, literally the exact same thing happened to me on Saturday. The exact same thing.
Jan 21 2013 6:05PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
got totally called out by some gaper dad when i was giving a skiing demo for my instructor course, he even stopped in front of me and started pushing me around saying i cut him off, i was completely baffled by what was going on cause i was doing my demo and was 100% sure i did nothing wrong (i was giving a demo of pizzaturns) so i started laughing in his face and simply continued my pizzaturns all the way down the bunnyslope towards the rest of my class and our 2 instructors, once this guy saw that i belonged to this group of 15+ guys he clumsily skated away :P
Jan 21 2013 6:48PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,356
should of yanked his lift ticket and french fried the hell out of there!!!!!
Jan 21 2013 6:55PM
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coldcuts69
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Jan 21 2013 7:22PM
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Winterski
Posts: 136 - Karma: 41
Some old lady was making huge S turns on one of the few double blacks at my mountain and I always just burn down the side of the trail and the lady turns and is coming at me and I just fly by her (I'm in a straight line, shes going horizontal) and then at the bottom I'm waiting for my buddies to get down and she goes "HEY! Next time how about you watch yourself, you almost killed me up there!" Ohh boy she had some nerve the things I wanted to say
Jan 21 2013 9:47PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,327
>be any age
>dress like thug at all times
>wear black lenses at all times
>do not speak in lift line except to say "time to alternate bitches".
>you will never have problems again.
Jan 21 2013 9:54PM
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FroesenSkeeze
Posts: 638 - Karma: 673
Ya, I haven't had any huge problems with gapers, and sometimes it is hilarious to watch them go through the park. BUT, a few things that gapers do that pisses me off are:
1) Making HUGE unnecessary carves and making it impossible to pass, and
2) Constantly chipping and riding on my tails in the lift line.
Jan 21 2013 9:57PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
This. Always happens to be the 9-12 or late 12 year olds that started skiing last year, so their parents got them a GoPro so "mommy and daddy and grampa and grandma can see what you have been up to."
Jan 21 2013 10:12PM
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BMillerrr
Posts: 191 - Karma: 300
I feel like this is a problem at any resort... specifically at those on the east coast. I know this happens too often at my resort, gapers/kids go off features, fall and get hurt, lay there blocking the feature and get ski patrol to pull them away... a 20-25 minute ordeal
Jan 21 2013 10:13PM
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BMillerrr
Posts: 191 - Karma: 300
also I just thought about today we had a progression session at the park where little kids learn baby features. and like three of the kids tried to kick me out of the park hahahah
Jan 21 2013 11:13PM
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Sucka4Steeze
Posts: 68 - Karma: 49
"french fried the hell out of there" fukken lold
Jan 22 2013 1:11AM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
I was cruising a groomer a groomer to the park a couple days ago, I had some douche cut me off, and I called him out on it, then his bitch girlfriend said " you better watch out buddy". I just told them to follow the basic rules that the downhill skier has the right of way. Then skied away and slated the park like a champ
Jan 22 2013 1:29AM
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Shifties4Dayz
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 553
wear tall tees n sag yo pantz. then you gangstr
Jan 22 2013 11:40AM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
heartcarver dude is an obnoxious gaper
Jan 22 2013 11:44AM
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