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Getting high on snake venom

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MatRich
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My new favorite vice documentary!



This guy is pretty awsome, he is a little much like a dope head for my liking but this video does bring up very interesting things.

-he looks really young
-not sick for 9 years
-Great skin
-Medical tests prove he feels younger than he is
-someone like him, a sort of mentor, died at the age of 100
-The afformentioned man helping people with illness, with results
-linked to cancer cures

I Found this really interesting, Too bad its too marginal to have any real scientific effects but its damm interesting!
Jan 20 2013 4:14PM
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[hamnuts]
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I almost threw up when I saw what the venom does to the blood in your body. What a sicko.
Jan 20 2013 4:19PM
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whoa-dere
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he does not look 46!
Jan 20 2013 4:21PM
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theabortionator
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boof it
Jan 20 2013 4:22PM
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accualyisdolan
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Pretty cool I'm sticking with heroin tho
Jan 20 2013 4:33PM
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Spinoza
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i guess one effect of injecting snake venom is mental retardation, cause that guy is a fucking maroon
Jan 20 2013 4:35PM
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TOK
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When I inject venom then go skiing I do big S turns and carve like a snake. I also take the temperature with my tongue.
Jan 20 2013 4:44PM
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ECGove
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He doesn't really get high, it's more like a steroid that doesn't shrink your nut sack
Jan 20 2013 4:46PM
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beezey
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This guys the shit


here snakey snakey snakey

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Jan 20 2013 4:53PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Would be interesting to see if the venom could actually be used to treat diseases like MS.
Jan 20 2013 5:04PM
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James.May
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of course it gets rid of cancer the venom destroys tissue and cancer is a tissue!
Jan 20 2013 5:09PM
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momentz
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That was quite interesting.
Although I could never bring myself to damage my body like he does.
Jan 20 2013 5:13PM
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MatRich
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where I find it interesting is that he does it a lot and in binges. He bruises and swells etc. But he does get long term benifits. There must be a way of controling the dosage or application so that the negative impact is less than the health benifits it seems to create.
Jan 20 2013 5:27PM
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Rafiki
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exactly my thoughts when i watched it

super interesting though, it's crazy to see what could be coming next in the world of medicine
Jan 20 2013 5:30PM
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holy.shep
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That shot of the hole in his leg from the snake bite was just nasty
Jan 20 2013 5:30PM
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Randy_Quench
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a friend posted this on fb. I thought it was interesting until he brought up the BS about it making him a swifter skateboarder. I couldnt help but laugh at the guy after that.
Jan 20 2013 5:31PM
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db21
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threads for later
Jan 20 2013 5:33PM
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TheQuailman
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Only thing this proves is that snake venom does not cure mental retardation.


Jan 20 2013 5:39PM
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Willgum
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Maybe the snake oil salesmen had something going

Also yeah the hole in his leg & its description was straight up nasty
Jan 20 2013 5:43PM
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.tony
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I loved it when he read the comments from other people. It just shows you the amount of ignorant fools in the world. I think its awesome that he injects/puts venomous poisons or whatever in his bloodstream. If people can't respect that, who cares? People do what they want, and won't stop because a few waste of life-people tell him he should die.

But yeah, that was a legit video.
Jan 20 2013 5:59PM
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freestyler540
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I love snakes, but this takes it the insane level
Jan 20 2013 6:41PM
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Mr.Gaga
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Jan 20 2013 8:57PM
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B.Aussie
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That was extremely interesting. I'd like to see the results of the snake venom research.
Jan 20 2013 8:58PM
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.Rybak.
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same
Jan 20 2013 9:37PM
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roddy116
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even if i see a friggin garter snake i run away like a little girl.
Jan 20 2013 9:41PM
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edai
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Those comments are relevant to the ones above lol...

This guy is fucking crazy. To the guy above who said he was laughing at how stupid this guy sounded when talking about his skateboard...whens the last time you injected snake venom? For him it's like trying to explain smoking weed, how can you possibly do that in a sensible way? Open your mind...
Jan 20 2013 9:56PM
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ForeverYung
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Pussy
Jan 21 2013 12:09AM
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Where-am-I
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for sure, although i couldn't make it all the way through that vid. not with 3 shots of him sticking himself with needles per minute
Jan 21 2013 12:17AM
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Fonzy.
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Super interesting
Jan 21 2013 12:22AM
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SkiFreshPow
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I have a pet snake, although not venomous, and let me just say that this is fucking crazy. Yes, he may have some weird health defects, but I too have been crazy about snakes since elementary school and even visited a reptile zoo in Florida but there is nothing that would ever make me even come close to injecting venom into my veins. Notice he only injects viper venom, not venom from cobras, mambas, or coral snakes, because those are two different snake families and the way their venom kills you is totally different. Viper venom does what's shown in the video to you blood, where as non viper venom (elapidae family snakes) just plain stops your heart and kills you.
Jan 21 2013 12:44AM
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daannnnieel
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That was actually so cool. I also love how he's so chill with death. He literally doesn't give a fuck.
Jan 21 2013 12:48AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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Watched it all! /claim
Jan 21 2013 1:17AM
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edai
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I'm too lazy to watch the video, but I'm pretty sure he used cobras as well hombre.
Jan 21 2013 1:21AM
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Rafiki
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i'm pretty sure you can't "cure" mental retardation since it's not an illness or disease. you're fucking stupid
Jan 21 2013 1:43AM
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T-ROB
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So funny when he talks about getting skateboarding powers from the snake like he's spiderman or something
Jan 21 2013 2:16AM
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edai
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He's injecting snake venom, for all you know he is!
Jan 21 2013 3:51AM
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Bateman
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JUST SMOKING WEED!?
Jan 21 2013 3:53AM
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HWW
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Spicy chicken challenge.
Jan 21 2013 10:28AM
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GayWolf420
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Seriously. I'm not talking about all the other drugs like LSD, Shrooms, coke, etc. I'm talking shit like this. It brings me to my next thing. Kids that resort to shit like this because they can't get a little Al green in their lives. Seriously, I know kids on probation that huff ether and like brake fluid and shit because it doesn't show up on a pee test. It's silly.
Jan 21 2013 11:01AM
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Randy_Quench
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thats honestly just sad.
Jan 21 2013 11:04AM
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spliff.Life
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venom bro, snake venom
Jan 21 2013 1:46PM
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..AR6rider..
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Kinda cool. It would be interesting to see some actual medical tests done on this guy to see if the venom is having actual beneficial effects and also to see how his liver and kidneys are doing.
Jan 21 2013 2:30PM
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AT-AT
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Interesting, very interesting.
Jan 21 2013 5:42PM
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yuck
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for irony's sake i hope you meant moron
Jan 21 2013 5:45PM
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Bateman
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he coulda been 29.
Jan 21 2013 6:10PM
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SeanTom
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I don't understand the hate but then again people hate for the sake of it. If this guy wants to inject snake venom then let him inject snake venom. It looks like it's been working. More power to him.
Jan 21 2013 6:16PM
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timmi
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What the fuck does he do for a living?
Jan 21 2013 6:44PM
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.frenchy
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So cokes cool? What.
Jan 21 2013 6:55PM
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Parches
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Its all about the jank tho
Jan 21 2013 7:29PM
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GayWolf420
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It is. But what can I do? Just sit back and watch them spiral down.
Jan 22 2013 12:05AM
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