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Good Dating Ideas?

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SwagtasticWalrus
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1st date in a few days. What should I do? Where should I take her? How should I ask her? I'm not hopeless I just would like some cool ideas. Peeing in her but is not an option in this case. -k for bashing and hate. (I know you probably could care less but whatever)
Jan 15 2013 11:28PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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have a dog? take her to walk your dog with you. its informal and gives you a chance to chat and find out more about her
Jan 15 2013 11:29PM
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cope+
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Pee in her butt.
Jan 15 2013 11:32PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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go get lunch at some hipster-ass cafe. Bitches love hipster cafe's.
Jan 15 2013 11:34PM
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sweet_caroline
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Skiing. Best date.
Jan 15 2013 11:34PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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Sushi..I always do this.

I love sushi so even if the date sucks I'm still happy.
Jan 15 2013 11:35PM
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Jeebus.
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Thank god that the chicks i know don't.
Jan 15 2013 11:35PM
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theabortionator
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Dress nice, make sure you're clean. Don't overload yourself with cologne. Be nice and try to stay calm.

If things are working out have a plan b. Keeping roofies and ductape in the trunk is never a bad idea.


Oh shit #rapeculture
Jan 15 2013 11:38PM
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the-honeypossum
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if she skis take her skiing, if she doesent ski still take her siing and teach her how.
Jan 15 2013 11:39PM
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Pudge
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Not exactly sushi, but those Asian cuisine places that grill in front of you are wicked fun. It's sort of a show and the food is both cheap and typically tasty! Have one that is a tad of a distance away so you have the car ride there to talk, maybe even enjoy one another's silence!
Jan 15 2013 11:39PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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go sledding, maybe some hot cocoa, walk in the snow. then seal the deal; pee in her butt
Jan 15 2013 11:39PM
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SupaHotFire
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And then your out a good 50-100 bucks to listen to her whine and beg all day. OP if she skis already, do it. If she doesn't, don't listen to Caroline all she does is send guys to the friendzone.
Jan 15 2013 11:40PM
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theabortionator
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Horrible idea. When ski dates go wrong. There's a chance it might be fun and she might love it, but ski dates can be horrible. She might be bitching about the cold the whole time, unable to stand up, hating everything, and never want to see you again.
Jan 15 2013 11:41PM
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RimJobber
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Muthafuckin ice skating. Bitches love that shit and always wanna go.

Saw this shit earlier too. Good luck bro. Maybe you will eventually be able to pee in her butt.


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Jan 15 2013 11:41PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
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pee









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vagina
Jan 15 2013 11:42PM
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the-honeypossum
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iv taken a couple girls snowboarding and it worked for me. prolly just depends on the girl.
Jan 15 2013 11:43PM
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theabortionator
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For sure. If it works it's awesome but if it goes wrong it goes wrong.
Jan 15 2013 11:55PM
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sweet_caroline
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I do not whine and beg! All thought the friendzoning part, that's true.
Jan 15 2013 11:55PM
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Cufe.
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movie and dinner,
specifically go see a movie first, then get dinner later, that way you have an easy thing to talk about to break the ice, and have already been around each other for a bit so there wont be as much tension in that regard.

My 2nd tip: Listen, girls love a guy who can listen. feel free to comment and share storys but try and make it around 50/50 speaking time.

Best of luck
Jan 15 2013 11:55PM
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roddy116
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this this this holy shit this. i cant tell you how much listening has saved my life when it comes to females. also dont eat way more than your date does, if she gets water, just get water, etc...
Jan 15 2013 11:58PM
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ironic
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Invite her over to make dinner with you, cooking together is an awesome bonding experience. Afterwards you can eat what you've made, lay on the couch together, and watch some Netflix.
Jan 16 2013 12:02AM
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daannnnieel
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First date should be a lunch date, or something informal, like a coffe or whatever. It's good to get to know the person. And no matter what, if you're the dude, it needs to be on you. And remember to be polite and shit. Bitches love manners. Hold the door, pull out her chair, and whatever else you feel like. Have a good time and be yourself.
Jan 16 2013 12:08AM
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TheQuailman
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Depends on your age but for first date your best bet is to invite her to a party.

Jan 16 2013 12:33AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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that isn't a date
Jan 16 2013 12:36AM
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Sno.
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open mic night at a comedy club
Jan 16 2013 12:42AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Bitches love respect. Listen to her. Take her to play mini golf. Girls eat that shit up. Bowling, just don't kick her ass. Actually you can't because nobody is good at bowling. That's why you should do that, because even if you're a fry hard you'll still suck ass. And when you get strikes they're always flukes anyways.
Jan 16 2013 12:45AM
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Sno.
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hey im pretty good at bowling! but these are good ideas.

and to OP, if you're 21+-- why not have a daytime date- take her to packed sports bar on the weekend to watch the playoffs (NFL) if you're into that thing. Even if she doesn't like football the atmosphere of sportsbars during the playoffs is pretty darn fun. If you're not 21-- a house party.

Jan 16 2013 12:48AM
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Kooky_Lukey
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this. or cooking or baking like even cookies or some shit, bitches love it and you get cookies
Jan 16 2013 12:49AM
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malonius_funk
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sit on her face.
Jan 16 2013 12:53AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I heard that's how babies are made.
Jan 16 2013 12:54AM
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Filmore
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What ever you do, make sure to leave enough room for Jesus.

Bitches love Jesus.
Jan 16 2013 1:04AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Well then there's no doubting it's credentials.
Jan 16 2013 1:09AM
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.AR6rider.
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Take her for a drive.










Try to avoid all parked cars this time...
Jan 16 2013 1:11AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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Bowling and a lunch or dinner sounds like a great idea. I'm 16. What food place?
And there arent many ski chicks around here:/ not single ones anyways.. teaching her to ski i not even under consideration. I don't want to waste my valuable ski time teaching said female. Not until I'm a parent.
Jan 16 2013 1:11AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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I'll try.. if it makes you feel any better, I got off for the ticket:P
Jan 16 2013 1:13AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Just go bowling and eat bowling alley food. And laugh at other bowlers. But don't diss them too hard you'll look like a dick. And girls really don't like dicks. They like a nice guy, but not a pushover. Pushovers look like they think everyone is better than them in some way. What girl wants to date a guy that isn't the best? Confidence!
Jan 16 2013 1:14AM
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.AR6rider.
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Ooohhhh baby. I want all the details. Mmm mmmmmmm
Jan 16 2013 1:14AM
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icon1234
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Yea that definitely isn't a date bro... That is "oh lets hangout and have an excuse to get drunk, then lets fuck at the end of the night with alcohol fueling the rage". Nothing wrong with that, just not a date in my books.

Idk dinner and a movie seems pretty chill, and by movie I mean just rent something and watch it back at home. I feel like seeing a movie in a movie theater would be a huge waste for a first date, like you have almost no interaction. Only thing it does it provides you is maybe 15 minutes or so small talk afterwards to discuss the movie, huge waste imo for getting to know someone.
Jan 16 2013 1:16AM
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icon1234
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Oh but on that, that is definitely a great way to get to know someone and then be able to ask them out later for a first date after previously enriching your relationship with one another.
Jan 16 2013 1:18AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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"Want to come to a party with me?"

"Sure! You can fight for my attention with every other guy while they hump me on the d floor and then ill get wasted and you'll have to take my sorry vomiting ass home in your car, then explain to my parents why you didn't take better care of me!"
Jan 16 2013 1:20AM
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Sno.
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wait that's not a date?

husbands got some splaining to do!

Jan 16 2013 1:26AM
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Jeebus.
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Why not just say lets get drunk? Bitches love getting drunk.
Jan 16 2013 1:34AM
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feihlination
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def not movies. think about it, you sit next to each other for 2 hours and can barely talk, idk could be awkward.

do something were you can talk. a nice unknown bar/cafe where the music is chill, baaaam!
Jan 16 2013 10:51AM
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Ryan.Street
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I agree. Movies are for when you have been with each other long enough and ran out of good ideas.

Go scope out some of the local cafes/bars and find one that maybe she has never been to before. That should impress her.
Jan 16 2013 11:45AM
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Puns
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this guy gets it :P
Jan 16 2013 11:55AM
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Folivora
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Take her out to eat. Find some place that is a happy medium of good food, good atmosphere, and preferably somewhere she hasn't been before.
Jan 16 2013 11:55AM
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E__
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Hahaha, OP will never get rid of this.


But yeah like someone said up there on your date listen and add input, give her compliments on stuff etc. Make her feel good about herself and see that you are interested in things she has to say.
Jan 16 2013 1:17PM
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Puns
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Also definitely some sort of nature walk and picnic with sushi that you rolled yourself follwed by a heaping portion of oral sex
Jan 16 2013 1:36PM
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GavinW
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very very true
Jan 16 2013 4:51PM
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