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Swallowing semen can "prevent breast cancer"

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jake_tom_sully
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http://www.theinsanityreport.com/home/index.php/2009/05/19/random-thoughts/semen-can-cure-breast-cancer/
Jan 15 2013 7:40PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Now I have a better excuse than, "it tastes good."
Jan 15 2013 7:47PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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well looks like you guys are in luck
Jan 15 2013 7:47PM
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jake_tom_sully
Posts: 356 - Karma: 242
why you gunna suck my dick?
Jan 15 2013 8:09PM
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Stickity
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rererereposttttt
Jan 15 2013 8:12PM
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Laurent.
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But oral sex increases the risk of throat cancer by the most common sexually transmitted disease in the U.S., the human papillomavirus.

Choices, choices, choices.
Jan 15 2013 8:13PM
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theabortionator
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2009'd
Jan 15 2013 8:23PM
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.tony
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I guess it's a risk people are willing to take.
Jan 15 2013 8:28PM
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sweet_caroline
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Wow I should take all of my medical advice from NS. My days would just be full of swallowing semen and letting guys squeeze my boobs.
Jan 15 2013 10:40PM
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Puns
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this thread is now a poll to see how many people have tasted their own semen.

so far it's:

semen tasters: 1 semen wasters: 0

add on.
Jan 15 2013 10:42PM
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Spinoza
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i eat lots of pomegranites tell your dad to PM me
Jan 15 2013 10:43PM
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daannnnieel
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Hi, my name is Dan and I'll do the pair of those at the same time.
Jan 15 2013 10:44PM
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sweet_caroline
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OMG I love pomegranates!!!
Jan 15 2013 10:52PM
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karlthelamma
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ladies, i drink about a liter of pineapple juice a day.
Jan 15 2013 10:54PM
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sweet_caroline
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You have boobs?! :O
Jan 15 2013 10:59PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
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Read the whole thing. Failure. It even says It's false.
Jan 15 2013 11:07PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Jan 15 2013 11:08PM
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DIX~
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lol this.

I like to fact check my stories, especially ones that come off as crazy as this one and it turns out that it’s really a spoof. I know this is disappointing to every man out there who was planning on printing this out, emailing it to their wife, girlfriend and mistress as well as posting it on the door to the bedroom (and the ceiling). Alas, its not true though and you’ll have to go the old fashion route of just getting your girl super drunk and “accidently” mistiming.
Jan 15 2013 11:17PM
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