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How much trouble did you get in trouble durring school?

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SmotSmoke
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Story 1

Second grade was when it started for me. I was eating lunch and this kid chucks a damn orange at me across the table and it hits me in the neck and slides down my back. I get hella pissed and throw the the half of the orange thats left and get the kid right in the face crawl over the table and takle him down.This is a HUGE cafeteria and every kid starts throwing food at the table. Then slowly the cafeteria goes crazy, 3/4 to half the kids were throwing stuff and they have to call the principal and everything and freak out. Everyone had to stay in for lunch and clean the cafeteria. I then had to talk to my teacher.





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Another time this kid shows me a drawing. Its a picture of a Dracula type charector and has a dick showing poking through the pants and across the top it says Count Rape A Lot. This girl sees it and freeks this kid ditches it in the trash and the teacher finds it and calls this kid into the hall. He then says I handed it to him and he saw this other kid draw the picture. Which was complete bull shit haha.

The other kid knew nothing of the drawing or what the fuck the teacher was talking about haha and the teacher thinks he drew it and he has trouble taking the whole thing seriously since there is a drawing of "Count Rape A Lot" Eventually the kid who did the drawing got introuble for it. When ever he would get into some sort of trouble he would drag multiple people into it that have no clue what happened hahaha so funny.
Jan 15 2013 12:38AM
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iFlip
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You sound like a thug. I hope you wear XXL outerwear when skiing and a bandana on your face, so everyone knows that you represent.
Jan 15 2013 12:44AM
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crab_pretzel
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Jan 15 2013 12:48AM
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iSmokeweed
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in elementry school i suspended for fights, breaking shit, or threats every year. in middle school i got a suspension for putting dorritos bags in the microwave, and then i found a kids phone but i was accused of stealing it when i returned it.

in highschool, i sent an email with the phrase "nigger faggot" to a teacher=suspension
10th grade ....


too high and no probably cares




Jan 15 2013 1:15AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I was a bad kid in kindergarten. I punched kids in the face for no reason. A month in they said they didn't know if I was ready to be around children I didn't know yet.
Jan 15 2013 1:21AM
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Steve-Brown
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these are both recent.
i'm junior class pres, and lots of people don't want me to be (teachers administration) well. some administrators really hate me, like the vice principal because earlier i broke into a house and threw a party. in the end we trashed the place and i got a shit ton of kids into trouble, no law involved, just lots of money.
i'm black to, and in montana...so nothing going for me anyways...
well because i broke into that house and lots of athletes went including me, she started to hate me...oo i forgot to mention she's not only the vice principal, she's the activities director and a recently retired volley ball coach. so she hates me for getting athletes into trouble, and earlier this week i was accused of throwing another party at my dads shop
a bunch of kids started some gay ass rumor, and now on top of the hate she already has for me she now will never do anything to help me ever in my life or in school. she said this today when she was interrogating me. she told me off and told me i was a liar for 10 min, then i used her words against her, saying if 1000 people believe in a dumb idea, it's a dumb idea right? well if 100 tell the same lie is it still a lie? you have no proof of anything but word of mouth and all you need now is me to admit to something i didnt do. just admit you're wrong already, stop wasting my time and let me go back to class.

well now she reallly hates me, she kept saying i know you did it, you better be happy i got off, and i was soo close to saying oh, got off, got off what? got off staying home last weekend and doing nothing?

needless to say after my 1st offence (breaking into the house) i was still on student council....somehow. and this second accusation....well now i'm still on student council, she hates me. and it's awesome, so now if i ever want a college recommendation, i certainly can never ask half the administration because this woman is so god damned stubborn

sparknotes: i broke into a house one time, threw a rager, got the vice principal to hate me. got accused recently of having another party. she just wants me off student council. i denied the accusation. i got in no trouble. i didn't do anything. she's crazy, stubborn and rude.

well.
there's my rant....and needless to say, don't party with student council members or athletes. only with kids that don't matter through the public's eye
Jan 15 2013 1:22AM
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.Hugo.
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A lot of small stuff in elementary school, backfilps off swings, inappropriate drawings, throwing stuff, popping the hi-c juice boxes, the usual being a little shit type things.

Two times I got in kinda big trouble though. One time a kid was making fun of my friend or something, so I jumped on his back and started choking him.

Then another a girl asked me why my ears were always red. I responded with "why are your ears always black?"

I pretty much shaped up and was a good kid after elementary school though.
Jan 15 2013 1:26AM
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remster
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Threw a dodgeball at a relief teachers face cause he was being a c*nt. He as pretty pissed. I couldn't resist though because he looked like David Bain (dude who was found not guilty for killing his family. the fuckwit was guilty)

Said lookalike
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Jan 15 2013 1:29AM
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Doug_Gusworthy
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10/10
Jan 15 2013 1:29AM
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e.wait
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i lol'd
Jan 15 2013 1:35AM
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whoa-dere
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The teachers at my school all seem to hate me
Jan 15 2013 11:22AM
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ILLinoisance
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8th grade got a detention for throwing an eraser

got a detention both junior year and senior year for chewing gum in school.

i was a pretty well-behaved kid, for the most part.
Jan 15 2013 11:25AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Too much bad*ss in this thread
Jan 15 2013 11:27AM
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.AR6rider.
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I called a kid a vagina once in 1st grade and got sent to the office. Other than that, I never had a detention, suspension, or any other sort of negative mark on my record haha.
Jan 15 2013 11:27AM
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gravel
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i'm sorry but you are so bad at writing, i legitimately can't understand what you're saying. i don't understand how you are on student council.
Jan 15 2013 11:30AM
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Lukegnar
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When i was younger i put glue on this black kids chair. Half way sitting down he noticed it and told the teacher. The teacher sat at his desk outraged cause he didnt know who did it. So he said we would sit here until someone confessed. And after 20 minutes everyone started glancing at me. After like 2 periods the day way over so being i went up to him and said i did it. Im was young and innocent back then so he yelled at me and i got in alot of trouble, also cause it was a new black kid, but i ended up crying.
Jan 15 2013 11:53AM
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Toaster-Tony
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I was honestly a terrible child. I've spent way too much time in the office recall all the stupid shit I've done. I shaped up around sophomore year of hs tho

One of the things I would do in muddle school is skip class but attend others that I liked and it got to the point where the teachers would have to look up where I was suppose to be because they had gotten so confused as to which class I was actually in.

I threw food a lot when I was younger too.
Jan 15 2013 11:58AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Double post but just remembered the time I jumped off of lockers and crowd surfed around my middle school until one of the kids punched me in the balls making me fall. We both had to serve detention for a while. Surprisingly, most of my teachers liked me through my early years of school.
Jan 15 2013 12:03PM
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spliff.Life
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hahaha all these are great

first time i got in trouble was in 2nd grade, i had just moved from a regular elementary school to highlands elementary. Now highlands Was just a normal elementary school but it was in the highlands. Apparently highlands kids were more sheltered because i said 'fuck' at recess and was soon called to the teachers desk when she asked if i swore and at first i said no, then she said she heard me (dont think she ever did) so i admitted to saying fuck at recess. I knew who had told on me, so i called her a tattle tale bitch, then i went to the principles, they called my parents. that was my punishment, telling my parents, good for me my parents didnt  give a damn because its words we all know and hear


later on.........
in 8th grade this kid who wasnt gay, but very flamboyant in the most annoying way, was running down the hall and ran into me and messed up my science project, i punched him in the face and didnt realize a teacher was watching, went straight to the principles office after that

there are many more, but damn after reading and thinking about this i guess i got in trouble a decent amount in school, never serious trouble, but i always knew the principles and stuff from it
Jan 15 2013 12:37PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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That seems like every day things. Maybe I was just a shit disturber..

Got kicked off our grade seven camping trip because me and my friend got in a fist fight.

Party snaps. Little sacs filled with stones and gun powder. Throw them they explode on shit. We threw those at our teacher in eighth grade while she was writing.

Also got class relocated twice April fools day in fifth grade. Put whipped cream in the lock and it hardened and the teacher couldn't open the door. Then in the new room I let off a stink bomb and we had to leave there. Then I decided to have mercy on them.
Jan 15 2013 12:46PM
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Huck_Norris
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Is infinity a number I can use?  If so I am using it right now. 

Jan 15 2013 12:48PM
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7springsprod
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Anybody remember "National kick a ginger day" ?

Yeah that got me in some trouble.
Jan 15 2013 12:49PM
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E__
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You must still be in elementary school if you can't understand what he's saying. Stop worrying about grammar mistakes and read it.
Jan 15 2013 12:55PM
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thebeesknees
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You sound like a fucking idiot, get your shit together
Jan 15 2013 1:03PM
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bangarangmules
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I got detention once in 7th grade because I was unaware that I had to stay after school to make up a test. He must have told a bunch of us and I wasn't paying attention. So I stayed for detention to make up the test and that was that. That's it though.
Jan 15 2013 1:03PM
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E__
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Haha someone kicked my buddies sister and broke her wrist.
Jan 15 2013 1:04PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I thought it was supposed to be a kick in the shin, not curb stomping bitches and breaking bones haha.
Jan 15 2013 1:14PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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i just get in trouble for talking and cursing
Jan 15 2013 1:18PM
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Ryan.Street
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I put deli meat in my teachers CD drive on their computers and drew cats on the glass of the overhead projector with permanent markers.
Jan 15 2013 1:18PM
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SenditSerg
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When i was in first grade our class was playing broken telephone and there was this one chubby really nice and friendly girl who was made to go last. She asked noone in particular "why do i always have to go last?" i replied "because your fat." her friend told on me and the teacher yelled at me and then moved me from the front of the class (which was a huge privelege back in the day) to the back.

Also in like grade 5, my friend found a really detailed drawing of a nude chick and the drawer had given her HUGE tits and we were in the field and i took it and started yelling and laughing about the boobs and it was like a cartoon when one of the teachers was standing behind me the whole time i was yelling about them and my friends were trying to warn me about the teacher behind me. Our teacher ended up giving all of us a huge lecture about how boobs are called breasts.
Jan 15 2013 1:28PM
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Darth.Maul
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We rewired a drovers ed car in the auto shop to honk whenever the brakes are applied.

I got in trouble for putting a "monster" category under the boy and girl categories in each classes vote as to which gender her baby was going to be.

I got in trouble in German by telling mu friend to ask the teacherwhat verpiss dich means. (fuck off)

Nothin too serious but all were pretty funny while they happened.
Jan 15 2013 1:35PM
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BrewskiJr
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How has no one criticized the thread title? OP is an imbecile.
Jan 15 2013 1:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i got kicked out of a ghetto fucking HS that I hated with a passion. The school was great education wise, but the environment was terrible. It was the best thing that ever happened to me as it allowed me to go to a much better school.
Jan 15 2013 1:53PM
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TheStudioCC
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7th grade took a picture of my ass on some girls camera got suspended.
8th grade I put a hot dog bun in the microwave for 4 minutes, completely smoked out a part of the cafeteria, wrecked the microwave, and got lunch detention for two weeks. Worth it? Fuck yea.
Jan 15 2013 2:19PM
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Stickity
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got sent to the principle's office in first grade for fighting with 2 kids because they was picking on someone. accidentally incited a riot junior year but they never found me so it was chill
Jan 15 2013 2:26PM
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coolflash8
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I have been of probation for 7th,8th,9th,10, and half of 11th. this is my first year not being on probation. and actualy between 10th and 11th i was expelled but readmitted
Jan 15 2013 2:38PM
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Stickity
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that's all you're going to say?
Jan 15 2013 2:39PM
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coolflash8
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okay :(

7th grade: hacked a bunch of computers and fucked them up so they didnt work, also got accused of stealing food and plugging toilets???? wtf?

8th grade: hacked some girls computer and chagned it so when it shut down it made an orgasm sound(female) and it went off during a parent student teacher conference....... also accused of stealing a cheese stick from the art teacher? what the actaul fuck????

9th grade: probation carried over from 8th grade

10th grade: wrote an email full of fucks and shits to my physics teacher

11th grade: probation wore off halfway through the year
Jan 15 2013 3:08PM
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Stickity
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jan 15 2013 3:51PM
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DUKES
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Well this was accidental. Sophomore year in High School we were to draw the scenes from the book the most dangerous game. From those that have read it the story involves hunting people with guns and shit. So for one of the scenes i drew someone shooting another person. This is apparently a NO NO, but what did they expect from the story. get called to see all 7 guidance counselors, 1 psychology teacher (apparently so she can apply her psychology skills to understand me), my english teacher, and the principal to tell them they fucked up by having people draw pictures that were supposed to tell the story of humans hunting humans.

This one was not in school but at work. At our retail store we have this event during work every month called "Fast, Fun, and Friendly" events. So its like kicking a ball through a hoop, or football, basketball, and whatnot. So we were to throw a football through a hoop. Well my boss thats a total butthead is standing on the other side of the hoop. so i decide tell everyone that im going to aim for him instead of the hoop and hit him in the groin area. Stepped up. Took my stance. Threw a bullet right to his manhood. He hit the floor. moaning me smiling. i get called in at the end of work by my other supervisors to tell me that they knew it was intentional, but they do not like the boss as well and gave me a warning.
Jan 15 2013 4:12PM
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nagger
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I used to get in trouble for such retarded things during elementry school. one time a couple of friends and I were throwing small pieces of ice up the slide so they're shoot way up into the air, and this dumb fucking filipino kid stuck his face in the slide and my friend hit him in the eye. everybody who was there got in trouble even though we didn't do anything. missed all 3 recesses that day.

I hate elementry school teachers. they always have so much sand in their pussies even though they have one of the easiest professional careers possible.
Jan 15 2013 4:17PM
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accualyisdolan
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I crashed a golf cart onto my headmasters lawn
Jan 15 2013 4:18PM
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FatWhore
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I got a Saturday detention for wearing a 3 xl shirt to school. legit
Jan 15 2013 4:20PM
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P-HAGAR
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In middle school this fat ugly girl was dating an 18 year old mexican and I went up to her and said, "whats the difference between a mexican and a bench?" "One can support a family"....I got in alot of trouble but I somehow used the deny tactic and I got out of it LOL..

Junior year I got sent to the principles when I gadafi'd my friend with a broom stick in chem class
Jan 15 2013 4:20PM
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Zimmerman
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Junior year I was suspended 3 days for putting alka-seltzer in my teacher's water bottle. It was hilarious and has benefited my life greatly.
Jan 15 2013 4:23PM
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nagger
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as for high school I never really got in trouble. this year (grade 12) I wrote an essay for english class (argumentative essay assignment) about how my teacher had fucked up the marking job on the last essay I wrote. really strong essay and my teacher couldn't defend herself, so she cowardly sends me to a meeting with the principal, VP, head of english dept. and herself so that they could do all the talking for her.

it made me mad that she did that, so in this meeting I was as coldhearted as possible and made her feel pretty bad. I have no remorse for shitty teachers who can't accept that they're shitty. I called her out so I got in trouble for it and ended up having to write another essay (had to pick a topic from a list after that)

that's about it though.
Jan 15 2013 4:23PM
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.AR6rider.
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Maybe your first essay sucked dick.
Jan 15 2013 4:25PM
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HamFaceGirl
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You probably are just terrible at arguing, and the teacher had more important things to do than argue a grade with you
Jan 15 2013 4:27PM
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DUKES
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this
Jan 15 2013 4:29PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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You seem like a little whiney entitled bitch.
Jan 15 2013 4:29PM
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nagger
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to be honest it wasn't very good, but she did fuck up the marking job pretty bad so I thought it would be an easy topic for the argumentative essay and she had to go and be a sore loser about it. she claimed it was a "personal attack", but it was a couple weeks into the course and I've never had her as a teacher before so I don't know that the fuck she thought was so personal about it. it was completely 3rd person anyways and I referred to her as "the English teacher" the entire time.
Jan 15 2013 4:30PM
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