Gibson les Paul, a so-cal speed shop strat. And a banjo
you have obviously never got drunk, grabbed both your nuts and squished them to the top of your dong, took a picture, sent it to everyone you knew and said "call 911, my penis is on upside down again".
A lot of everything. Some zeppelin, jack johnson, john mayer, george harrison, a couple blues licks, rhcp etc.. I learn from youtube videos, theres a couple really good youtube guitar teachers that have thousands of songs so I just search through those and find something I like.