Turns out that if you have to pee real bad (micturate) thoughts of sex/ getting the gf to pet the snake will suppress the urge to pee.
Think about it. When you wake up in the middle of the night to pee you usually have a woody...
1) Drink lots of coffee
2) Drive somewhere
4) Pet snake
Or just try this the next time you need to pee in the car. You would be surprised how well it works. lol
Myth confirmed this morning. /claim