in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
Frenchys always mean to me but I just assume that because he's gay.
"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB
"I am an artist. My skis are my paintbrush and the mountains are my canvas" -Garrett Russell
Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
"half of ns isn't old enough to care about this shit and the other half is too high to do anything about it"
if you break up with her your gona be straight boned. shit'll become weird as a shit. it'll be shitty. were not talking a conveniently awesomely lucky no whisper shit. but a diareah of a situation shitty shit shit. with carelessly forgotten-to-replace toilet paper afterwards. whilst having a broken sink. and its your birthday party and everyone will see you. and de-friend you. and then you will be forever known as the 'shit himself kid'. -thaloot