my friends are fags, they never wanna go skiing, theres snow literally 10 minutes from where we are and perfect urban spots for days when we cant make the drive to the hill. i live near south lake tahoe so we have a shit ton of snow but my friends are all to fucking lazy this year. and theres no point in meeting new people to go with cus im moving to montana in a few months. what would you guys do im dying over here.
"By the look of your graph, id say your pretty okay with cocksuckers."
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"I have a pee fetish, like people peeing on me or me on them. Sort of like rkelly"
You can't just ski by yourself for a bit? Ya it sucks but once you move and make new friends it won't be a big deal that you skied alone for a while. Or just lean on your most pussy friend and tell him you're gonna kick his ass unless he comes skiing with you. #rohypnoleskikidnap
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face