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Nude Nuns with Big Guns.

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PacificRimJob
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This movie is fucking ridiculous. Look it up on Netflix... what the FUCK... hahahahah.
Jan 10 2013 2:03AM
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TijmenDal
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Sounds very promising indeed...
Jan 10 2013 2:05AM
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Dr.Dickless
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just saw that on there today, seems legit
Jan 10 2013 2:06AM
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Darth.Maul
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Keep it in the appropriate threads... We dont need more shitstorms then neccesary
Jan 10 2013 2:09AM
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PacificRimJob
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This has nothing to do with nuns. Therefore, OUT WITH YOUR SHIT, GUY..
Jan 10 2013 2:10AM
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Puns
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I disagree with Obama's decision to take away guns.
Jan 10 2013 2:10AM
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PacificRimJob
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There's seriously a shitload of nudity in this film haha. This has to be NC17 or something... hahahah.

It's plot is also so fucking dumb... BUT TITS! LOLZ
Jan 10 2013 2:12AM
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PacificRimJob
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There's also now two nude nuns making out in a bathtub... and now they're about to secks each other, I think...
Jan 10 2013 2:13AM
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PacificRimJob
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The lines in this film...

"you want me to get that? ...no, I'm in the mood for a good jerkoff story..."
Jan 10 2013 2:16AM
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Puns
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did they secks?

I hope they did some scissors
Jan 10 2013 2:17AM
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PacificRimJob
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Fuck yes. Gunfight in a confessional!
Jan 10 2013 2:18AM
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PacificRimJob
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This is straight up a softcore porno with lots of guns and blood and violence... how this is allowed on Netflix is hilarious.
Jan 10 2013 2:19AM
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PacificRimJob
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Holy shit. The main characther's a total Beast... Just poured alcohol over an open gunshot wound, then just pulled a 9mm bullet out of her side, and then cauterized it shut with a red hot spoon like it wasn't even a big deal...

try that, steven segal...
Jan 10 2013 2:26AM
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corona
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something like this?

love my nunsploitation films


Click for larger image
Jan 10 2013 2:32AM
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PacificRimJob
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"i'm going to nail you harder than they nailed jesus to the cross"


...what a black dude says before he starts raping some nun who took a vow of silence... and wont tell who committed some murder"


how fucked up can you get? They are zooming in on this dude's ass! what the hell?!
Jan 10 2013 2:34AM
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GavinW
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I'm not really a gun person but I agree. You can't take something away that people have had the right to own since the beginning of the U.S.
Jan 10 2013 7:11AM
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theschneidler
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Am I the only one paying attention to what's actually happening?
Jan 10 2013 7:15AM
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Jane6
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This thread made me strangely aroused. Dingosean should always live comment porn for me.
Jan 10 2013 10:32AM
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1337
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hahahahahahahaahahaha
Jan 10 2013 10:40AM
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Oh I was kidding. Awkward.
Jan 10 2013 10:51AM
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Stickity
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WRONG THREAD


there was a movie called bitchslap on netflix two years ago
pretty much the same thing from dingo's description. whenever one of the girls is supposed to just stand there, she bounces her tits around instead
Jan 10 2013 11:25AM
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Joebin
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My friend and I walked in on his little brother watching this a while back. T'was most awk.
Jan 10 2013 11:27AM
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PacificRimJob
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This sounds like a profession I could get into.

1. Get people from NS to send me porn.
2. Watch porn.
3. Comment on said porn and tell everyone what's going on.
4????
5. Profit!$$$




Jan 11 2013 12:40AM
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BrewskiJr
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Threadz.
Jan 11 2013 5:22AM
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theschneidler
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I watched it, basically porn and violence :)
Jan 11 2013 6:29AM
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TOAST.
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It's kind of like the porn for blind people website.
Jan 11 2013 8:02AM
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coolflash8
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The good the bad and the beautiful is another weird one on Netflix
Jan 11 2013 8:37AM
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oil.
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i was scared to click this thread because im in school but lolz
Jan 11 2013 10:36AM
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OfficerStupidity
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Believe it or not, I actually appear in this movie as three different nuns.
Jan 11 2013 10:39AM
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Relish_man
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Haha I saw this at the video store just two days ago and was pondering whether or not I should rent it... sounds like a definitive yes!
Jan 11 2013 10:47AM
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LiquorLanch
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Holy shit so weird and weird
Jan 11 2013 10:56PM
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Ribss.
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I am now watching, lets see what happens.
Jan 11 2013 11:03PM
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Randy_Quench
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inb4 they shoot the guys dick off.
Jan 11 2013 11:12PM
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the-honeypossum
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i watched that a few months ago. it was awsome

Jan 11 2013 11:48PM
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PacificRimJob
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And he holds it and looks at it and screams.
Jan 12 2013 11:14PM
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B-runge
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wut
Jan 12 2013 11:48PM
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