I would often shove things up my nose, like marbles and dirt.
Once I drank a whole bottle full of Pert Plus shampoo, and when my mom asked me if I had I replied "noooooo" and a giant green bubble came out of my mouth.
Id blame all the bad shit I did on my imaginary friend, Bad Rocho.
I used to play with a bunch of toys in the tub. One time I was handing them one at a time saying "here mom!" Kept handing her toys, until she noticed one of the toys was warm and slimy. It was a piece of shit. Bad Rocho probably did it.