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Smoking while skiing

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boo10159
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Anybody have some funny stories about smoking while skiing?
Jan 8 2013 11:05AM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
previously hadn't smoked, and now am injured since last winter but NEXT WINTER lemme tell you.
Jan 8 2013 11:06AM
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Petey.
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Ehh, I feel awkward when I get super high then go skiing. I also tend to bitch out of stuff I otherwise would not.
Jan 8 2013 11:07AM
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maximiliaan
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one time i was smoking while skiing, then some guy stopped me and told me that smoking was bad and shit, then he said i had to pay a 20 buck fine or i had to suck his cock.
so i choose to suck his cock and pay him 20 bucks just cause it was sucking for fun so it wouldnt count.
Jan 8 2013 11:08AM
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boo10159
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Sounds awful man
Jan 8 2013 11:09AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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I smoke meth between park laps on occasion.
Jan 8 2013 11:12AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I had four marijuanas and fell off the chair just before I was supposed to get off.
Jan 8 2013 11:42AM
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Randy_Quench
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my crew rips GBs in the ganjola.
GOML.
Jan 8 2013 11:45AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Jan 8 2013 11:47AM
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TheHamburglar
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I had this ceramic one hitter that was made to look like a cig, had a deep bowl that stayed cherried, so I would light it at the top of a run and rip it on the way down, literally smoking while skiing. it was very enjoyable
Jan 8 2013 11:52AM
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kungfusteeze
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I boof Kraytom and snort Zoloft from time to time.
Jan 8 2013 11:55AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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cool kids only #smokemeth
Jan 8 2013 11:58AM
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dique_cheeez
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i dont like to ski when im high.

when its a real shitty day, i do like go drunk skiing though.
Jan 8 2013 1:14PM
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shredched
Posts: 309 - Karma: 483
you are automatically cool if u smoke when u ski
Jan 8 2013 1:15PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,564
Smoking is bad but me and my friends enjoy freebasing crack on the lift from time to time :)
Jan 8 2013 1:23PM
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ChungBol
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If you had to opportunity would you suck him off again?
Jan 8 2013 1:25PM
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Huck_Norris
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Exact oppositesville of moi. 
Jan 8 2013 1:25PM
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maximiliaan
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offcourse, maybe i would get my 20 bucks back...
Jan 8 2013 1:40PM
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Chunter
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One time when I was skiing, I was on the lift and I popped a molly and I was sweatin. Momma always told me, boy count yo' blessings In God I Trust So I kept countin' them Franklins I'm too fly, you know this Lemme' give yo' ass a checklist One gold watch Two gold chains Six gold rings, its NOTHIN' OG Jordans Them high socks No shirt on, I'm stuntin' And this song for those fuck niggas Who hatin' on you this summer Talk shit behind your back But won't say shit in public.
Jan 8 2013 1:59PM
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Doug_Gusworthy
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It's really fun to do.
Jan 8 2013 3:46PM
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accualyisdolan
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Lies
Jan 8 2013 4:32PM
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theabortionator
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What's with all these people making alias accounts to post these shitty threads the last couple days.


Been a ton of them today and yesterday.
Jan 8 2013 4:37PM
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accualyisdolan
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You prolly can't even double
Jan 8 2013 4:45PM
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theabortionator
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Jan 8 2013 4:52PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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you just got fucking told
Jan 8 2013 5:48PM
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Reister
Posts: 279 - Karma: -20
same here. i swear my balls increase in size when i smoke as i have way more motivation to just huck shit
Jan 8 2013 6:03PM
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theabortionator
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Jan 8 2013 8:16PM
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Stickity
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shared a joint with a kid one day and got in the best mindset to start trying new tricks. i wasn't high at all but it made me more focused which was neat since most people say they suck when they smoke. i'd never want to be ripped and try to ski park seriously
Jan 8 2013 8:32PM
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theabortionator
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What in the actual fuck did you just say?


And as far as the ending skiing park is great when you're high, you just can't do it when you first start smoking sometimes. Same with driving or anything else. Once you're past that goofy herp derp high spot, you can actually throw down hard when ripped.


Great for the east coast. It can be the most death ice day and you'll be boosting shit going off. Get that heavy hip hop bass bombin through your head phones. You'll decide right before the takeoffs to this and realize you just threw a trick you'd never even thought of.

Shit awesome.
Jan 8 2013 8:45PM
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zues
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yea one time i smoked a cigarette and while i was skiing it flew out of my mouth. LOL omg it was crazy. i only smoke cigarettes because marijuana is still illegal in my state and I try my best to follow the laws because the government knows whats best for me.
Jan 8 2013 8:52PM
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Seany.n
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yeah if ur not fucking baked i find that it helps you want to try new tricks but if you're high as shit it makes u not want to do anything
Jan 8 2013 8:56PM
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most_mint
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Smoking a cigar on the lift, just enjoying the day, got to the top and still had half of it left, so proceeded to smoke it while shredding. Let me tell you, that wind, keeps that thing burning! shit got hot. fast.
Jan 8 2013 8:59PM
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the-honeypossum
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a little liquid encouragement is fun.
Jan 8 2013 9:07PM
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Randy_Quench
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haha I did the same thing last season. shredded park with a cigar like a boss. all the onlookers must have thought i was a douche bag though..
Jan 8 2013 9:49PM
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Winterski
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I haven't but I want to. Only problem is that I feel like if I got ripped and tried to go into park I would get seriously injured. Maybe just a little buzz though would help calm the nerves...
Jan 8 2013 10:29PM
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boo10159
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I just made this account. I'm new to ns
Jan 8 2013 10:31PM
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Dlud
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I exclusively do jenkems while skiing.
Jan 8 2013 10:39PM
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theabortionator
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Doubt it. You're new to this site, just made an account and before you reply to anything, your first post is making a thread called "smoking while skiing"

"Anybody have some funny stories about smoking while skiing? "

Ridiculously unlikely.

Jan 8 2013 11:01PM
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percs
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your annoying
Jan 8 2013 11:08PM
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theabortionator
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you're


^ Figured since I'm already annoying
Jan 8 2013 11:14PM
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Randy_Quench
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+k for being annoying
Jan 8 2013 11:17PM
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Stickity
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i wasn't baked. i felt something, but it wouldn't really count as being high. it was only half a joint
Jan 8 2013 11:18PM
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theabortionator
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I don't even smoke anymore but anymore but if I ever see you at a mountain somewhere I think I'll feel compelled to find you something dank and hook you up
Jan 8 2013 11:32PM
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phreshpow
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SSWWEERRRVVVVVVVV
Jan 9 2013 3:06AM
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Rager
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If i remember my needle i'll shoot up a few marijuana's on the lift
Jan 9 2013 9:33AM
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pmw
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ooooh i know this feeling. i absolutely push myself and feel just as if not more confident while skiing berked with some good jams blasting in my ears
Jan 9 2013 9:35AM
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Bar_Down
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I love it. I never go into the park though, I just ski on normal runs and the glades and just get some next creativity going on and do a bunch of crazy shit on natural features, it is quite enjoyable.
Jan 9 2013 9:41AM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
I made account to ask the question because my friend got knocked out while skiing baked.
Jan 9 2013 10:41AM
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daannnnieel
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Last season I smoked a ton when I skiied. Like, every single day. Not only that but I skied part a couple times piss drunk. Good times.
Jan 9 2013 10:58AM
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theabortionator
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No you didn't
Jan 9 2013 11:40AM
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Stickity
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thank you kind sir. i usually smoke better stuff, but it was a kid i had just met that day and i wasn't going to pass up the opportunity.
Jan 9 2013 11:41AM
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