Hello Newschoolers, I have some goods for you today. The rules of this sale are as follows:
-Feel free to offer up in this thread, but PM'ed offers are preferred
-Buyer pays shipping
-All prices are OBO
-I give out karma to people who make me laugh really hard with funny bumps
-No feeler item is a guaranteed sale until I declare that I for sure want to sell it. Until that point, I'm only listing said item to see how much I could potentially make off of it; these items don't NEED to be sold
-Please don't be a douchebag; it's distasteful and nobody likes it
Now, for the actual sale.
First on the list is a pair of size LARGE mint Bloom Outerwear pants, in about 5/10 condition. These have several edge slits around the cuffs, typical of any pants that have been skied in the park for a season. Additionally, they have one hole, about 1 cm in diameter, pictured below, near the knee of the left leg, which was caused by me eating shit on a rail and my pants catching some little burr in the metal. As far as I can tell, it only goes through the top layer of the material and not all the way through to the interior. The hole is primarily cosmetic and I have not found it to leak any water; it happened around halfway through last season and I didn't experience any leakage for the rest of the season. Still, it's a hole and has the potential to leak water so I'm not making any guarantees. Otherwise, they're a little dirty, most of which should come off in a good washing, which I can do before shipping them out. 20K waterproofing, sans the hole. These pants are going brand new right now for $90, so I guess I'll price these at $45 OBO.
Next, I have a pair of Smith I/O goggles. This is a FEELER. The frame is the Irie Stereo colorway and is in 8.5/10 condition, as the foam is just beginning to separate from the frame, but I would guess these have another good 70-100 days in them, maybe longer if they're well taken care of. The foam isn't ripped in any way though. They come with a Green Sol-X lens and a Blue Sensor Mirror lens, both of which are in 9.9/10 condition with no scratches, no breaks in the lens seal, and no fogging issues. I have taken very good care of these goggles. I would be open to frame trades, or frame+lens trades. No lens only trades, and I will not sell these separately. This either goes as a package trades for other I/O combos. Offer up on these.
Lastly, I have a fake Rolex Submariner watch. The movement is automatic self-winding, but not authentic. Also, the band is a little wonky. It does close and does adjust, but it can be a little difficult. If anyone buys this, I'll include instructions about adjusting the length of the band and locking it as well. Offer up on this one, I have no idea how much it's worth.
Thanks for looking, and happy bidding!
"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."