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I NEED your thoughts please...

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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
Skiiers of all sorts, I'm putting together a two page, text based spread in Adobe InDesign (using both Illustrator and Photoshop) but I need your thoughts. Please, I just want a random sentence, a few thoughts based on EXACTLY the things THAT GO THROUGH YOUR BRAIN as you ski...words or phrases...any of these will be greatly appreciated.

ie: the thoughts you think as you go to throw a 3,5,7, or 9...the things you think as your approaching a lip or a rail...anything.

Thanks much...LaTe



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Nov 3 2004 4:09PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
this is gonna be lame but

this is so much fun
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Nov 3 2004 4:10PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
screw this, i can heal
-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 3 2004 4:11PM
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Pooksmasterflex
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
o holy shit im gunna fuckin die

owww that realllllllly hurt

y are all these kids laughing at me

i think i tore my spleen
Nov 3 2004 4:11PM
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witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
i always say something to get psycked...like 'kill it nigggggaaaaaaa' is one of my preffered lines.....or hooooowah...that one works well too
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witty cent is now live on stage!
Nov 3 2004 4:11PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
'fuck it, ill just go for it'

'if i die, you can have my george foreman grill'


'holy fucking shit i fucked up'


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3 weeks, 3 days!!!!
Nov 3 2004 4:15PM
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rns
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
pain only last for so long.
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I sell ice in the winter, fire in hell, Im a hustler, baby, I sell water to a well.

Skis of 2005 here!
Nov 3 2004 4:17PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
oh, one more

'this one's for all the ladies'
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3 weeks, 3 days!!!!
Nov 3 2004 4:19PM
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bkridesk2s
Posts: 124 - Karma: 10
'dear god pleas dont let me crash'
-Bryant
Nov 3 2004 4:21PM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
'just do it, you cant get hurt too badly'
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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'
-Pep Fujas-
Nov 3 2004 4:24PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
Thanks a ton...as much of this as possible...profanity is aight...but hey...I do have to present this to a college professor so...but thanks a ton...more! LaTe



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Nov 3 2004 4:27PM
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witty
Posts: 5616 - Karma: 178
stiiiiiick it...another one im a fan of
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witty cent is now live on stage!
Nov 3 2004 4:30PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
'girls just wanna have fun' i sing along songs as i listen to them skiing and cindy lauper has never steered me wrong



If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
Nov 3 2004 4:32PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
shit...what trick am i gonna do?

Jeff
Poniverus
Nov 3 2004 4:33PM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
screw it, I'll hit it first... what the hell was I thinking
Want a free ipod, click here

Nov 3 2004 4:34PM
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Henry
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 41
when ever i slide S-rails... i make this hissssssssing noise like i'm a ssssssslithering sssssssnake
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I am Ben Wallace
Nov 3 2004 4:42PM
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Henry
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 41
and whenever i'm in the air i yell 'BOO-YAH!'
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I am Ben Wallace
Nov 3 2004 4:43PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
the way i see it, it's death vs. glory

you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it

commit, commit, commit, commit

then it becomes.. shit, shit ,shit!
NS Philosopher
Nov 3 2004 4:46PM
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kbitz
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
its like im standin there you know appreciatin god's design and then you showed up, its like you read my mind, DAMN SHE'S FINE! -do it for the ladies

Nov 3 2004 4:50PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
'you can't be me cause i'm a rockstar'

i actually just sing the lines i know to that song over and over




Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.
Nov 3 2004 4:55PM
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Pooksmasterflex
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
shit...what tricks can i do?
Nov 3 2004 4:58PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
'You can't get famour doing pussy shit'

I'll put my head inside my jacket and scream if I'm scared of something.
Nov 3 2004 5:02PM
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roadgaptoneckgrind
Posts: 546 - Karma: 23
'the landing is perfect...trust me' haha



( . Y . )
Nov 3 2004 5:09PM
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
'if i land this, hot chicks will want to sleep with me'
Sponsored By Your Mom
Drop Cliff's, Not Bombs
Make Turns, Not War
Bomb Hills, Not People
Member #259
Nov 3 2004 5:10PM
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5blunt
Posts: 387 - Karma: 14
its going to feel so good if i land this, but if not i might not be able to ski the next hit



Ten Years After...
Nov 3 2004 5:16PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
okay here we go.....
come on.. stick this!
please dont die, please dont die
just do it fo rhte camera



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
Nov 3 2004 5:16PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
'pain is temporary; glory is forever'
Nov 3 2004 5:16PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
'your going to kill your self, your going to catch an edge on the jump and land head first in the land 50 ft away'
Nov 3 2004 5:18PM
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LiNe8
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
too fast....too slow...too fast...too slow...to fast...too late
Nov 3 2004 5:18PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i wish i was a ninja, then i would log more sleeping hours.




Shes gonna make coats out of us!
Nov 3 2004 5:20PM
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b2hawk
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
'oh shit oh shit oh shit'
Nov 3 2004 5:29PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3336 - Karma: 5,677
I live for this.

show time.

smile for the camera.

drugs cannot compare.

thanks for the insurance dad.

stomp this.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*
Nov 3 2004 5:47PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
Lets do it
do it do it do it
swwwwiiiiitttcchhhh
shkaboom
oww call ski patrol




*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
Nov 3 2004 5:55PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
fuck... i'm gonna do it and watever happens happens
Nov 3 2004 5:56PM
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captain21683
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
well you don't know what we can find, why don't you come with me little girl on a magic carpet ride
Nov 3 2004 6:00PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
'Ok, here it comes, going to fast, nope, going to slow, nope, remember to set rotation, dont fucking overrotate again, spot the landing.. here it com-WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOOK MY LINE'
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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'
*whispers* 'I love your movies!'
'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'
Nov 3 2004 6:02PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
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^If i'm thinking about anything else I'll mess myself...that's some Zen shit right thur.


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'Skimack rips harder than any 'loc''' (VC)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 3 2004 6:03PM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
VVVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Nov 3 2004 6:10PM
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DutchJibber
Posts: 109 - Karma: 14
'These skis are made for skiing, and that's just what they'll do! - Nice to make you feel better when you've just hit a rock with your new pair of skis!
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What ist loss mit du kinder? ~Aaron asking in HIS german what's wrong with an Austrian kid

'Toe: The perfect tool for finding furniture in the dark!' - Tom


'Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity' - bern0071
Nov 3 2004 6:18PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
'i do this for me'
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Nov 3 2004 6:20PM
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chip123
Posts: 930 - Karma: 8
'where the fuck is the landing...ohh there it is, but why is it upside down...? OHH SHIT!!'
that followed by a bit of pain
Nov 3 2004 6:25PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
I bet Tanner Hall thinks about a pair of pants so baggy not even he could wear them

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
Nov 3 2004 6:26PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
'stop being a pussy and do it'
Nov 3 2004 6:45PM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
its my life, its now or neverrrr, I aint gonna live foreverrrrr .....humming (i dont know the rest of the words)
I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS
Nov 3 2004 6:59PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
about 5 feet from the lip i always think 'why am i doing this'

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 3 2004 7:00PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
just say fuck it and huck it.

-Michael Lifshitz-
Jibberishradical
www.absoluteskishop.com
Nov 3 2004 7:06PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
Friend-do it
Me-no fucking way, i am not going to do that
Friend-aww come on
Me-no man
Fri-Do it
Me-ahh fine
Me (thinking)-hot chick, hot chick, hot chick, rail/jump/drop, hot chick, stomp, hot chick
Other ski people-Jarrod do you want free skis and unlimited blow jobs from our very hot secretary workers from Armada/Line/4FRNT
Me-no i am way too good for you, haha not.


dude hes asian, asians think about this fucked up shit
don't worry im not racist i have a colored tv
-aftermathdestroyer23
Nov 3 2004 7:10PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3336 - Karma: 5,677
some of these comments are fucking lame. he's making a design project fools. He's not going to copy your pity ass commentary on this 2pg spread.

go big or go home fuckers

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*
Nov 3 2004 8:55PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
I'm way too lanky for this...



-Joel

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider
Capital City Rider

lanky steeze
Nov 3 2004 8:57PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
- Oh shit
- ehhhh
- ok now just slowly turn body
- yes sliding the rail! look soo cool!
- ouch that hurt a lot
- cant breathe... argg



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Nov 3 2004 10:54PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
'fuck, this is so much better than school'
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Nov 3 2004 11:12PM
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