This one time I was dressed as a gaper on a preseason day, had my tall T tucked into my flashy pants (which were pulled up to my chest). Anywho, I was gaping down the mountain, and decided it would be a good time to do a full speed penguin slide. As soon as I began my fateful slide I knew it was the wrong decision. Gaining more and more speed it soon became apparent that I would not be able to stop, but hey, nobody was there so it was all good. As I'm still sliding, I notice the drop in to some rail features coming up...fast, and a crowd of kids gathered around it. My life flashes before my eyes, I see the end is near, I am a human wrecking ball on a path to destruction. Impact. I hit said group of kids, take one out, and proceed to apologize profusely for my stupidity.
Moral of the story is don't be a gaper.
Also I think there is a thread about this made by a kid who I hit haha.