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Blowjob Baristas

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Jeebus.
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So this girl from seattle was telling me there are these coffee stands where the baristas are in bikinis and sexy lingerie? Sounds amazing right? Well apparently at a lot of the places you can pay for a quickie as well. Sounds pretty legit, Anyone have confirmation?
Jan 4 2013 3:36PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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Jan 4 2013 3:39PM
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theabortionator
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Yes, the 12 year olds on NS have confirmation on coffee stand blow jobs. Try google.
Jan 4 2013 3:39PM
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status_whitegirl
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Jan 4 2013 3:39PM
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gnarnia.
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i literally hate everything you have to say.
Jan 4 2013 3:40PM
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Jeebus.
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Want a cookie?
Jan 4 2013 3:42PM
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Amadeus.
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If you need to go to a coffee shop for a blowjob because you are so desperate for one I really feel sorry for you.
Jan 4 2013 3:43PM
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Jeebus.
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Yeah i agree with that, but I'm trying to find out if these places even exist.
Jan 4 2013 3:46PM
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pmw
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why all the hate? this thread is very relevant to my interests and bank account
Jan 4 2013 3:56PM
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Amadeus.
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just go to a strip club then.
Jan 4 2013 3:57PM
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Jeebus.
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all the strippers I've seen / know are all trashy and lets be honest not really all that cute. I'd honestly rather have some slut make me a cup of joe.
Jan 4 2013 3:59PM
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[hamnuts]
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I am a barista
Jan 4 2013 4:05PM
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1337
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inb4

well, idk, the thread is about to turn
Jan 4 2013 4:07PM
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theBearJew
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how much for a quickie?

:D
Jan 4 2013 4:08PM
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pmw
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how much to get the special treatment?
Jan 4 2013 4:09PM
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PJS.
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http://www.bikini-baristas.com/bikini-barista-name.html

I live in Edmonds, WA and I can confirm this. I go to school like 2 blocks away from Java Juggs and their coffee is eh.
Jan 4 2013 4:10PM
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pmw
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ahfudge
Jan 4 2013 4:12PM
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Jeebus.
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OH SHIT?!? why are they all in WA? I think i speak for many people in Colorado when i say we need those here.
Jan 4 2013 4:13PM
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PJS.
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People here fucking love coffee, and love fucking. Natural combo. They ran wild a few years ago, now they're toned down a bit. When they first got started, I passed by more than a few girls in pasties with my parents.


Jan 4 2013 4:19PM
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theabortionator
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Because what are a bunch of 12 year olds on ns going to tell op that google can't.

Jan 4 2013 4:29PM
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Jeebus.
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I heard from a 12 year old on NS that google is run by 12 year olds.
Jan 4 2013 4:32PM
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northeast
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I support this idea more than almost anything. when are we getting these in Connecticut?
Jan 4 2013 4:36PM
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theblackrod
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They exist, I hear to get to one though you have to put on your robe and wizard hat and make your way down to the "barista" order a "Venti-chino chino-Venti". They will lead you into a dark back room where multiple girls will come in and out and preform countless sexual acts on you until you are physically exhausted. You will then shower, dress and return home, only to see your mother return home in strikingly similar clothing to the girls you saw in the "barista". Then you will realize you have no actual clue what your mom does for a living, but she has raised you by herself your entire life. You will lie wide awake in your bed that night, frightened at the thought of what you and your mom may have done, but you will never know the truth of you and your mother's sexual endeavors together.

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Jan 4 2013 4:47PM
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[hamnuts]
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Bahaha I want to see what will happen
Jan 4 2013 4:48PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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There it is
Jan 4 2013 5:05PM
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KL.
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your a hooker
Jan 4 2013 5:16PM
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Toasty.
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theres like 10 within a 5 mile radius of me across the water from seattle in Bremerton... The girls are fucking hot. But i never go to them cause its mostly 40+ year old dudes in the lines gettin chubbys
Jan 4 2013 5:21PM
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DsMoK3
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I speak for everyone in CO when I say move to another state
Jan 4 2013 5:35PM
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Sno.
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this. they shut a lot of them down because the girls keep getting robbed.
Jan 4 2013 5:40PM
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deleted5
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yeah i hear Santana's workshop has one.
Jan 4 2013 5:43PM
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NotGhood
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hahaha great movie
Jan 4 2013 5:48PM
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Laurent.
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Starbucks doesn't count.
Jan 4 2013 6:00PM
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Petey.
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How much to have you suck my dick?
Jan 4 2013 6:09PM
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Sno.
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the token high horse comment from Lawrence...please tell us Lawrence, what should she call herself if she works at Starbucks? A shit slinger?
Jan 4 2013 6:30PM
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DANETRON
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Dipset dipset!
Jan 4 2013 6:33PM
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Laurent.
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Sugar slinger would be more appropriate.
Jan 4 2013 6:39PM
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Casey
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If your boss ever lets you borrow his truck you'll want to make sure and get a picture of it in front of the titty coffee shop.
Jan 4 2013 6:46PM
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Wallisch_pl
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He can be funny a lot of the time but, ya, sort if agreed
Jan 4 2013 6:49PM
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Sno.
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haha, k
Jan 4 2013 7:13PM
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Jeebus.
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i wonder if its cheaper if you get a coffee too. Coffee-hummer combo, Thats how mornings were meant to be started, pink names take note!
Jan 4 2013 7:21PM
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yuck
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nsg has become the most hostile place on the internet, havent you noticed?
Jan 4 2013 7:24PM
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