New worn half a season blue ignant vest in 5XL. I love this thing but it is literally too steezy. Like dripping with that hyphy steeze. I had snowboard chicks and ski racer sluts coming on to my left and right and throwing their ruined paints at me demanding i pay their dry cleaning. They started coming to my house trying to give me fallatio then make me pay for new panties i ruined with my ignant steeze. my girlfriend started to get pissed and left me. then my boss saw me do a k-fed from the chairlift and fired me for ruining her undies, long undies, and ski pants at once. but all this is irrelevant, because yesterday i came home from the mountain and my landlord was outside with his grandmother. as soon as i stepped out of the car he made a vinegar face and grabbed his crotch. now i have no job. no girlfriend. and i need a new place to live.
because of this i think it is time i part ways with my ignant vest and try to find a another vest i may like that wont lubricate or impregnate every female that sees me in it.
its condition is 9/10 at the very least. through my unfortunate travels i took excellent care of it and made sure to never get feminous bodily fluids on it.
I'll start the bidding at $80 but am open to flexibility, best offers and trades.
anyone with any sort of outerwear/ jacket style vests, ill go XL or 2XL. as long as it isnt huge and covers the bottom of my XL oakley jacket.
i have boots. dont trade me boots.
and i dont care about your shoes.
please help me get my life back on track.
pm me offers.