I'm a fairly strong swimmer as well, but swimming in dark patches, over shit, where I can't see the bottom, or when something touches my leg, I fucking freak. I try to avoid a lot of rivers for this reason. Pristine lakes+springs=Alright me.
Also fucking silence. If I wake up in the middle of the night for no reason, and it's dead silent, I immediately turn a tv or light on.
My other ride is your mom.
"Freedom leads to creativity." -weird guy at the beginning of hurricane season