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I suck at poker

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Pickles.
Posts: 63 - Karma: 61
I just lost $40 on my first legit poker game. Normally that wouldn't be a problem, but I'm poor as shit at the moment cause I just spent all my money on ski gear.
Anyone wanna share their worst gambling losses to possibly make me feel a bit better?
Dec 29 2012 12:38AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,161
In total I'm up $70 on slots at a local casino.
Dec 29 2012 12:42AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i played with candy one time but i think we got bored and ate all the candy anyways
Dec 29 2012 12:44AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
I bet my cat and lost one time.
Dec 29 2012 12:47AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
I probably down 750-1000 dollars from the local casino. I'll get it back tho.
Dec 29 2012 12:51AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
nice
Dec 29 2012 12:54AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
That's what they all say. inb4 you lose your house.
Dec 29 2012 1:17AM
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Pickles.
Posts: 63 - Karma: 61
haha that sucks really bad. Just play smart lol
Dec 29 2012 1:37AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
First time I ever played poker I won 400 (Just over 100) pesos at a hostel in bariloche from some aussies and another american. After that first time it's all gone down hill.
Dec 29 2012 1:41AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4747 - Karma: -569
Duke game last night. That cocksucker fumbling when they were about to kick a FG with under a minute and win and the INT TD afterwards meant I lost 760 instead of winning 2300 between my spread bet, moneyline bet, and a parlay it fucked up. 3k swing. Cunts.

Missouri tonight was annoying too I had 2nd half +2.5 and they lost by 3 after being up 9 with 4 minutes left and not getting that flagrant foul call. But I only had 100 bucks on that shit.
Dec 29 2012 1:42AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4747 - Karma: -569
Forgot to add despite that bullshit I am still up 2 dimes over the last week so noone needs to cry for me :)
Dec 29 2012 1:43AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
A couple of my friends have come out 1000+ in a night so its definitely doable. Its all about the blackjack. I only play poker with the boys.
Dec 29 2012 1:33PM
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Benj.
Posts: 568 - Karma: 269
playing poker when youre scared to loose money is the best way to loose money...
Dec 29 2012 1:37PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Well I only know how to play Go Fish so
Dec 29 2012 2:02PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
This. you cant play needing to win money or scared to lose money. Unless its a tournament, or a high limit / no limit cash game, or youre just on fire, playing really conservatively seems to be the way to go - it has led to some really big nights for me
Dec 29 2012 3:38PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
well someone stole my $100 crowbars last year. then this year i bought $20 spy soldiers that were scratched quite badly off of a friend and someone stole those yesterday at my mountain.


who the fuck does that shit
Dec 29 2012 3:41PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
Keep em on your head bro
Dec 29 2012 4:07PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
i know, a little late for that now.
Dec 29 2012 4:52PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
im up about $40 on lottery scratchers
Dec 29 2012 4:54PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
"Never gamble more than your willing to lose"
Dec 29 2012 5:08PM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
«Practice makes perfect»

Dec 29 2012 5:10PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
bahahaha serves you right for betting on duke football, i knew the spread and saw what happened and wished i knew someone that i could laugh at for betting on duke, but thats what you get
Dec 29 2012 5:13PM
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kyle.m
Posts: 223 - Karma: 16
Well one night I thought it was smart to put $50 on black while playing roulette, it ending up hitting red. I have yet to see that $50 again.
Dec 29 2012 5:19PM
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