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'123ski' went pee on 'bitchassphatz' while he did a 'corked180'. He called him a 'dicko' and a 'fairygirl' So 'freestyla' 'ko'ed his ass. and then they called me the 'mutemasterX' because I could ski 'powder99'times better when 'ski_Instructor_mike'(me) doesn't smoke a rock of crack and drop acid. I don't like chewy chocolate chip cookies chasing me in cheap cheveys, coppin childeren down chilidishly while choo-choo trains chug chug chug and chase cheveys that chase me with chewey chocolate at the helm and count chocula chillin with the crows in the comfy convertiable seats.

BAD TRIP BAD TRIP BAD TRIP BAD TRIP

MD... Dain bramaged.

haha, thats good stuff

one time when 'bitchassphatz' was in 'mauii', he tried to go swimming in 'mike hunt', but when the 'five0' said he didnt have his 'LifeJacket'..so he tried to find someone to give him one 'asbesti' as he could by singing christman carols, 'fala' la la la la la lala' so by now he was tired and happened to 'overlook' a 'life jacket' that was sitting on an 'igneus11' rock, and now he had to pee really bad so and no one was around so he decided to let it 'co-flow' ..............i couldve done better
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

'bitchassphatz' was 'goinbig6' with his 'Big_Willy' when some fag named 'Harvey' started taking pictures while masturbating with 'Graphite'. In turn 'bitchassphatz's partner in the transaction, 'kristen' got pissed off and started wrestling the 'coilobig' snake hanging in front of her. she stopped wrestling when she took a big blow of 'powdermack' from a 'svwingnut'. after this 'bitchassphatz' laughed and went to meet a 'THUG' whom which was riding with 'petedawg' and 'fiveo'. They were throwing 'SwitchBio14's at an 'overlooked' hit in the back country. 'JibTech' was filming there and offered everyone the 'Maximumsushi'. the only people to actually eat that shit was 'craigcski' and 'DynaMeg', everyone else thought it tasted like rotten old pussy. Then 'Stephanie' and this playa named 'lilwill' got butt naked and ran around crazy like.

this has been a story from chris, i hope you enjoyed it, if you were offended, that sucks. :D




Dad: 'Chris, no smoking in the house! Where's the pot?'
Me: 'In the air.'

that was really good i could never do something like that.........well i probably could if i tried


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rebel wants some of whatever crack you fools been smokin'!
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