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I got $50 bucks what should i get

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Hypno_Cat
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I got a 50 dollar gift card to amazon. what the hell should i get?

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Dec 25 2012 9:24PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
hookers and blow.
Dec 25 2012 9:25PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
peanut butter
Dec 25 2012 9:27PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Donate it to me. My cat only has one eye.
Dec 25 2012 9:27PM
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El_Barto.
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not to mention your cat is sorta retarded
Dec 25 2012 9:28PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Donate it to me my cat has no eyes
Dec 25 2012 9:29PM
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Rafiki
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fleshlights
Dec 25 2012 9:29PM
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JahFeels
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Donate it to me, i don't have a cat
Dec 25 2012 9:32PM
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steep
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Donate it to my cat, I don't have an eye.
Dec 25 2012 9:33PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 5,182
and jelly
Dec 25 2012 9:33PM
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FreeskiThe603
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Donate it to my cat, I'm dead.
Dec 25 2012 9:35PM
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rudedog41
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donate it to me, i can't see my cat
Dec 25 2012 9:38PM
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GavinW
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drugs
Dec 25 2012 9:38PM
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Cotter
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http://www.amazon.com/Jelk-Fleshtube-Penis-Massage-Device/dp/B0099W2A1M/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1356489877&sr=8-4&keywords=fleshlight
Dec 25 2012 9:45PM
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Ski_Alot
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continuing off this
What the fuck should i do with a 25 dollar gift card to radio shack and a 50 dollar gift card to the apple store...
Dec 25 2012 9:46PM
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stupendous-man
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http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356490344&sr=8-1&keywords=horse+mask

get two and give me one
Dec 25 2012 9:53PM
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cultrara
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Stept's The Eighty Six http://www.amazon.com/The-Eighty-Six-Stept-Productions/dp/B009360R6E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356489645&sr=8-1&keywords=the+86+stept





Or you could sell it on ebay, you would probably get at least $40 for it.
Dec 25 2012 9:53PM
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TheHamburglar
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corporate bonds
Dec 25 2012 9:55PM
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Leafs2323
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.
Dec 25 2012 9:56PM
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BlackCupid
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It's Amazon, you can get whatever the hell you want.

I remember when I had an Amazon gift card, I just got a ton of paintballs so that I could throw them at cars I didn't like.
Dec 25 2012 11:28PM
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Culture+
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its wooden and eco friendly
Dec 26 2012 12:02AM
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troupe
Posts: 549 - Karma: 4,625
this thread reminded me i have an amazon gift card collecting dust, Thanks.
Dec 26 2012 12:04AM
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2_fadez
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is it prostate friendly?
Dec 26 2012 12:05AM
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the-honeypossum
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i cant see donate, it to cat me.
Dec 26 2012 12:11AM
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no_steeze
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i dont know how this helps, but i want it

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lego-Star-Wars-UCS-Imperial-Star-Destroyer-10030-NEVER-OPENED-/150969210089?pt=Building_Toys_US&hash=item23267754e9
Dec 26 2012 12:13AM
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2_fadez
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sweet christ thats my childhood dream
Dec 26 2012 12:14AM
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rareison
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The thread pops up every Christmas
Dec 26 2012 12:38AM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Also, help me.

I have a $25 gift card to Target, of all places. Please. What should I get?
Dec 26 2012 12:49AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Just about to say this..
Dec 26 2012 1:30AM
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bangalang
Posts: 136 - Karma: 67
buy a wheelbarrow and haul all your stuff everywhere
Dec 26 2012 1:31AM
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t_rob
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That thing is going for a grand on eBay!?!? Holy Shit!

My cousins have one. /claim.
Dec 26 2012 1:37AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Buy 4 average dildos or one nice dildo.
Dec 26 2012 1:45AM
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Chief.
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a bj
Dec 26 2012 2:25AM
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no_steeze
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yep i think i asked for that every single christmas for a solid 8 years and never got it

one day...one day i will own one
Dec 26 2012 1:54PM
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GeorgiaJibber
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The new blowjob simulature
Dec 26 2012 2:04PM
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little1337
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a life

XD!!!!!!!

LOLOLOL OMG HAAA
Dec 26 2012 2:10PM
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JWeinstock
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why dont you just buy a cat with 2 eyes
Dec 26 2012 6:50PM
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JWeinstock
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why dont you just buy a cat with 2 eyes
Dec 26 2012 6:50PM
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Puns
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classy
Dec 26 2012 7:14PM
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edai
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I got $60 at the Oakley store...any suggestions? I already got a backpack from there, what else do they have? Everything is so damn expensive...
Dec 26 2012 7:17PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
WHAT THE FUCK? $1000??? I HAVE THAT SOMEWHERE IN BITS AND PIECES IN MY BASEMENT.



Needless to say, that was an awesome christmas of 02.
Wish i didnt open it.
Dec 26 2012 7:22PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
To whoever wants this, i am definitely willng of digging up all 1000 ish pieces of it and sell it to you. Only if i find all the pieces though. way cheaper than ebay too.
Dec 26 2012 7:24PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
WHO WANTS A NEW LEGO SHIP? FOUND THE QUANTITY SHEETSSS

Dec 26 2012 7:27PM
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lkowalcz
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Dear everyone, please take all my karma away

Dec 26 2012 7:28PM
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theBearJew
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thats my thing. i say this in every thread about amazon. fuck you.
Dec 26 2012 7:45PM
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zues
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i'm bored of those, and you can barely get any of that with $50.

Dec 26 2012 7:47PM
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Crispy.
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Not necessarily, but i mean no one is saying you cant stick it up there.
Dec 26 2012 8:02PM
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Malcolm
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I think the reason it's so expensive is because it's unopened. Which is really stupid because Legos are meant to be played with. Fuck building the actual sets.
Dec 27 2012 12:36AM
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act.resist
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12 hundred lickable stamps
Dec 27 2012 12:40AM
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ChungBol
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2 dildo's and a big jarof Smucker's so it slides in and out nicely

Dec 27 2012 12:41AM
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FerrisBueller
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give or take a few gs but you could buy dank with dat $50
Dec 27 2012 12:51AM
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