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Gapers Standing on Knuckles of Jumps

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pope.
Posts: 177 - Karma: 39
It makes me mad how people who can't ski/ snowboard for shit go into the terrain park, don't hit any features, stand on a knuckle of a jump like nothing's gonna happen, gets hit by people like us, and then we get blamed on. Shouldn't resorts make rules about this sort of thing?
Dec 23 2012 12:02PM
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psizzle
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567
no need for rules, lets just keep landing on them
Dec 23 2012 12:15PM
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hippi3773
Posts: 363 - Karma: 273
Even if they would make a rule to prohibit it gapers would still do it because they're gapers and they don't know better. In that case I will continue to hit them.
Dec 23 2012 12:20PM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
GAPER BONK first one to knock them out gets beer
Dec 23 2012 1:12PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
OP would have 167 posts to make this thread.
Dec 23 2012 1:13PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Someone make a compilation full of gapers getting hit on the knuckles of jumps.
Dec 23 2012 1:14PM
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Jaggy_Snake
Posts: 2287 - Karma: 1,418
Nothing like a good bit of natural selection.

They'll keep getting hit by being in the way, they may learn and eventually stay out of the parks.
Dec 23 2012 1:23PM
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Dragonmire
Posts: 22 - Karma: 66
Park passes are the answer.
Dec 23 2012 1:29PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 508
Although not cheap, Park Passes w/ RFID & Gates (like many mtns have for lifts) would be ideal. Sticking park crew to act as a bouncer / pass checker is pretty weaksauce.
Dec 23 2012 1:38PM
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MaxBerkowitz
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,611
yeah its like that at whistler, but the park "bouncers" know who actually has a pass so its easy to ski in and not have to stop.
Dec 23 2012 3:20PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
tail tap the shit out of them
Dec 23 2012 3:48PM
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CalebT
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 765
Yes, because the amount of post count makes someone a gaper.
Dec 23 2012 5:12PM
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Gr0mo
Posts: 707 - Karma: 3,663
I think its worse when kids fall and then sit there for 10 minutes, meanwhile no one uphill can see them
Dec 23 2012 5:16PM
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papermache
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 616
I hate skiing when my fingers get cold....its the worst.
Dec 23 2012 5:21PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
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Dec 23 2012 5:23PM
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Transient
Posts: 20 - Karma: 16
This
Dec 23 2012 5:46PM
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CalebT
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 765
What?
Dec 23 2012 6:50PM
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griffaah
Posts: 163 - Karma: -13
I was skiing crotchet late season last year and a kid three'd a big jump and hit a gaper standing on the knuckle and the gaper got taken away on a stretcher. Its bad for everyone
Dec 23 2012 7:17PM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
if im thinking of the right time, right after that they closed the jump because it was unsafe...its not unsafe people are just stupid
Dec 23 2012 7:41PM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
i get pretty annoyed with gapers in the park in general. Standing on the knuckle is annoying but what really pisses me off is when someone hits a jump so slow that they have to trample around on the lip because they get stuck.

Also, this isn`t that bad but i do get irrated because it happens on a daily basis. I get most of my skiing in on weekday mornings. well theres about 10-15 retired/non-working skiiers at my home hill that are always there at the same time as me. For what ever reason, they feel the need to take lap after lap through the pretty small park, tearing the shit apart of the nice groomed inrun etc. Not that big of a deal, but gets anoying when your the only one in the park and you have to wait for a bunch of tards to finsih their run.
Dec 23 2012 7:42PM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
Clearly time spent on NS=skiing ability
Dec 23 2012 8:30PM
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Ric.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 362
Not at all. My mountain has them and anyone can get them and they do all of this shit
Dec 23 2012 8:30PM
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SkiTennessee
Posts: 345 - Karma: 44
Gapers standing on the search bar is a more appropriate topic for right now i think
Dec 23 2012 8:44PM
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booniemon
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,056
THIS ^
Dec 23 2012 8:46PM
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BlackCupid
Posts: 1533 - Karma: 9
I love standing on the knuckle and watching people hit jumps. It's a great view.
Dec 23 2012 8:46PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
It's worse if someone falls on said jump, but stays on the landing so you can't see them. That's when it really gets dangerous.
Dec 23 2012 8:51PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
Clearly time spent on NS= knowing this topic has been discussed 10 thousand times.
Dec 23 2012 8:54PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
Park Pass...
Dec 23 2012 9:21PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
natural selection, i like it
Dec 23 2012 10:31PM
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chiefbroseph
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Dec 23 2012 10:40PM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
or the douche filmer who has no idea how to film, and wants to get video if his snowboarder friend do a shitty 180 on his phone camera. Those guys are annoying too
Dec 23 2012 10:46PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2747 - Karma: 3,890
I usually just kill them
Dec 23 2012 10:46PM
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Otherside
Posts: 305 - Karma: 93
My mountain is currently not faced with this issue. We dont have jumps.
Dec 23 2012 11:07PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4748 - Karma: -563
People who don't hit the jumps and get air and just ski over them like they are part of the trail are annoying as well.
Dec 24 2012 12:30AM
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Lawd
Posts: 48 - Karma: 18
ouch.

on topic: i 100% agree, gapers need to kindly fuck off
Dec 24 2012 12:31AM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Landing on gapers is to natural selection as the Gestapo was to Jews.
Dec 24 2012 12:51AM
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[BoatsNHoes]
Posts: 183 - Karma: 1,324
dude same. i went yesterday for the first time this year and there were four rails up, and thats it. FOUR
Dec 24 2012 1:01AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
well duh, it's pretty apparent as I'm the best skier at most mountains I frequent
Dec 24 2012 1:13AM
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Ksteez666
Posts: 227 - Karma: 123
Everything worth discussing has been discussed 10 thousand times
Dec 24 2012 3:15AM
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Ksteez666
Posts: 227 - Karma: 123
Yep.

Dec 24 2012 3:18AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
jib their heads
Dec 24 2012 3:47AM
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Vibe12
Posts: 50 - Karma: 11
If they get hit its their problem lesson learned. Then proceed to ski away.
Dec 24 2012 4:09AM
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Tikayt
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 1,543
Basically ignoring them, stomping with them staring makes them feel stupid. Eventually they move after a while and go stand near a rail..
Dec 24 2012 5:55AM
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Tikayt
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 1,543
Sorry for double post.
At the begining of each park at my mountain you have a list of safety rules and advices.. It's there but who really reads them ? But still, it's common sense. For my experience, the parents are the worse.
They pretend they know how park features works and the safety measures for their kids but they just don't know shit. I know i'll educated my kids to have at minimum of common sense.
Dec 24 2012 5:58AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
I hear you there, the parents are often the worst taking 5 year olds through the park, nothing against small kids skiing the park but the parents often have no idea how the whole system works.
Dec 24 2012 7:29AM
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Kebec
Posts: 627 - Karma: 74
the solution to all our problems
Dec 24 2012 11:50AM
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jfoley019
Posts: 929 - Karma: 95

Why don't you educate them, instead of bitching about them.

Dec 24 2012 12:20PM
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Tikayt
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 1,543
Because we've tried hard enough already + bitching on a forum is the norm.
Dec 24 2012 12:28PM
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aloha.
Posts: 412 - Karma: 163
Holy shit dude, I had just started my run-in into the jump when the guy got taken out. That kid got fucked up, and they were blaming the guy who landed on him for being out of control, sucked so hard.
Dec 24 2012 12:51PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
My hill opened yesterday and had one sketchy corrugated.
Dec 24 2012 2:11PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 508
Here's an analogy I thought of. So here's a standard trail on the hill:
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Various lanes, slow people can go slow, fast people can pass, etc. On the flipside, here is what the park is like:

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Certain "lanes" for certain features. I'm sure you're not too happy on the road when someone is in the far left lane decides to dart across to make a right turn. Same can be said for someone stopping in the middle of the road over a hill / round a curve in a blind/bad spot. It is part of the "skier safety code" "Do not stop where you obstruct the trail or are not visible from above."

That is great that everyone on the hill wants to have fun. Everyone on the road wants to get where they are going in a timely and safe manner. Someone who just blasts across the road in random directions or kid/parent who does the same in the park. Not safe for anyone.
Dec 24 2012 2:28PM
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