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Is anyone else still alive out there?

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theabortionator
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Anybody?
Dec 20 2012 11:59PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
207 reporting in! We're still here baby!
Dec 21 2012 12:01AM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
manitoba is still kicking around, unfortunatly
Dec 21 2012 12:02AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
oh god. fuck
Dec 21 2012 12:02AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
Word, good to hear. 518 still has at least one alive and no zombie sightings yet.
Dec 21 2012 12:02AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Why u no zombie
Why u exams
Dec 21 2012 12:03AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Saskatchewan is still here, not that anyone cares.
Dec 21 2012 12:04AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
You and everyone on my newsfeed should get together and have a "we should all shut the fuck up" party

Needless to say i am still here
Dec 21 2012 12:05AM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
Checking in from moms basement. Tin foil helmets worked.
Dec 21 2012 12:10AM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,198
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Dec 21 2012 12:11AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
it hit us around 5:00 pm here.

heavy casualties to the town and rural area

in need of food water and ammunition

PLEASE SEND HELP ANYBODY PLEASE THERE'S PEOPLE FUCKING DYING HERE.
Dec 21 2012 12:12AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
:(
Dec 21 2012 12:12AM
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CrotchKiller
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great song choice though, i can dig that fo sho
Dec 21 2012 12:13AM
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miroz
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860 reporting
Dec 21 2012 12:19AM
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deleted2
Posts: 958 - Karma: 107
330(Northeast Ohio) reporting.
Dec 21 2012 12:22AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
Ghost reportin.



We got 2.5 hours remaining in the 514.


Dec 21 2012 12:31AM
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PacificRimJob
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yeeee pothash.
Dec 21 2012 12:33AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
NH IS OVERRUN. I'M CURRENTLY BARRICADED IN MY DORM ROOM. AT LEAST 15 ZOMBIES IN THE HALLWAY. I'M ON THE SECOND FLOOR, 15 FT. TO CEMENT. THEY ARE SWARMING FROM OUTSIDE. I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED.
Dec 21 2012 12:34AM
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TheStudioCC
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yezzzir
Dec 21 2012 12:36AM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
ahahahah i laughed...

... but the 603 is all good
Dec 21 2012 12:36AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
I kind of wish I was livin there this year again. Heard the north got some solid snow.
Dec 21 2012 12:39AM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
yeaaaaaaa no

Maine got fuckin dumped on though. Sunday River to be specific
Dec 21 2012 12:41AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
Im at plymouth and we aint got shit
Dec 21 2012 12:41AM
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Forkstealer
Posts: 508 - Karma: 16
Snowpocalypse in central oregon. Been snowing for 4 days. The skiing is awesome and the roads are awful.
Dec 21 2012 12:47AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
Hmm maybe somebody lied to me. I was told a few days ago northeastern nh and maine were getting dumped on. I was thinking of the white mountains in that part of the shire. Obviously the valley wouldn't have anything(never do) but thought there might be some good shit to shread up that way. Nevermind.
Dec 21 2012 12:48AM
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PacificRimJob
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Dude.. for reals... shit's been crazy. They closed Sexton Summit on i5 like all day long, somehow kept siskyou going (mostly because sexton was closed) and Willamette pass is now closed... Santiam pass should close tonight as well if theyre's any accidents.
Dec 21 2012 12:51AM
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eirikdl
Posts: 268 - Karma: 331
4 people is still alive in Trondheim, Norway
Dec 21 2012 12:54AM
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eirikdl
Posts: 268 - Karma: 331
I'm going out to look for more survivors
Dec 21 2012 1:01AM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
inb4 conspiracy meme
Dec 21 2012 1:05AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
412 is still here
Dec 21 2012 1:22AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Two hours to live
Dec 21 2012 1:23AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Lost
Dec 21 2012 1:51AM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
GO TO THE FARM AND TURN ON THE POWER AND THEN ILL MEET YOU AT THE TOWN AND WE'LL GET PACK A PUNCH. RIGHT NOW I HAVE A RAY GUN SO WE SHOULD BE GOOD. DON'T GO DOWN BECAUSE I CAN't REVIVE YOU.
Dec 21 2012 2:24AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Just saw the biggest shooting star of my life on the drive home. It is currently 35 minutes into the apocalypse and I believe that they are making a landing over Mt. Timpanogos as we speak. I got my shotgun below my bed ready for whatever comes my way.

So far the 801 is secure...
Dec 21 2012 2:34AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
I almost just choked on some chicken in my pad thai. MY world almost ended... but it didn't im fine, and I have a belly full of pad thai. The apocalypse has been good to me so far.
Dec 21 2012 2:49AM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 874
no
Dec 21 2012 3:07AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Checking in from the 775, wait, what the fuuuuuu
Dec 21 2012 3:20AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
FUCK. ALL THESE DAMN ZOMBIES AND I CAN'T EVEN GET A DAMN TWINKIE BECAUSE GOD DAMN HOSTESS WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. GOD DAMNIT...
Dec 21 2012 3:25AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
503 here, running dangerously low on goldfish crackers and beer.
Dec 21 2012 4:08AM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
So... On the news some science douche said it would end at 3:11 pm Pacific time. Which is right as the new Chug Life drops.... Coincidence???????
Dec 21 2012 4:27AM
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jaredmdub
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 564
Fool. Clearly chug life comes on at 3 pm, not 3:11
Dec 21 2012 4:37AM
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PacificRimJob
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WENT TO 711 TO SEE IF THEY HAD ANY TWINKIES... AND I FOUND THIS ATROCITY.

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WHY, BASED GOD.. WHY..
Dec 21 2012 5:19AM
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1Steeze2
Posts: 36 - Karma: 18
Well from what I know and heard, BC is fine and so is the entire Aisan continent.
Dec 21 2012 5:42AM
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
No, were all dead in Sweden. Everything is normal, except everyone is just dead.
Dec 21 2012 5:43AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
i've got a saddle for my dinosaur. things are pretty good here
Dec 21 2012 6:04AM
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Shireshredder
Posts: 331 - Karma: 57
Still alive here in Dubai!
Dec 21 2012 6:05AM
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OG_Loc
Posts: 428 - Karma: 2,085
Alive in the 360, but apparently some people cable went out along with their cell phones for a while. lol
Dec 21 2012 6:44AM
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ABinThe603
Posts: 529 - Karma: 126
Southeast NH has 0 snow
Dec 21 2012 6:49AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I'm all good but I'm in the process of building an ark. It's raining real hard here.
Dec 21 2012 6:52AM
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eirikdl
Posts: 268 - Karma: 331
Norway just got destroyed so i'm dead now
Dec 21 2012 7:07AM
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SkiTennessee
Posts: 345 - Karma: 44
Yeah 207 is good except for all these fuckin zombies, anyone else having this problem?
Dec 21 2012 7:20AM
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