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Predictions how the world will end

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dpud1337
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How do you think the world will end tomorrow?
Dec 20 2012 12:28PM
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Wallisch Lands a Quad
Dec 20 2012 12:31PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
You win at the internet.
Dec 20 2012 12:32PM
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Shukovski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 433
Two page thread with knowledge about why it won't
Dec 20 2012 12:34PM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 255
Chug Life
Dec 20 2012 12:35PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
How the...?
Dec 20 2012 12:37PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Ethical Skepticism
Dec 20 2012 12:37PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
Russian volcano
Dec 20 2012 12:41PM
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youngdtay
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Russian super volcano
Dec 20 2012 1:16PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Actually...

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Dec 20 2012 1:18PM
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MASkier
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AR6rider
Dec 20 2012 1:22PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
The same aliens that helped build the pyramids, mayan temples, stonehenge, etc. are going to come back, see that we did not pay them back in return for our statues to our gods at the time and kill each one of us, after they probe us. We were supossed to help them out in a way that we cant remember (it was a long time ago) but we forgot cause of the invention of marijuana. So weed fucked us
Dec 20 2012 2:21PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
hopefully a zombie apocalypse
Dec 20 2012 3:18PM
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dpud1337
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I'm hoping for zombies
Dec 20 2012 4:02PM
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ThundaKilla
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I'm hoping zombies.
because there is one guy in my neighbor hood who really pissed me off,
and I would like to decapitate him.
Dec 20 2012 4:12PM
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Laurent.
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Zombies defy all logic. How can someone who has been injured so badly that he can no longer live still, ehm… live? How can a rotting cadaver still stumble about and kill you? Why would it go after living humans in the first place? Wouldn’t it be easier if it just cooked itself a meal? Or go to Burger King: with a bad breath like that, they’ll surely let you go first.

Fortunately, there is no known condition that turns dead people into cannibalistic killer corpses. Usually, dead is dead.  Indeed, some of us have made it back to the land of the living, for example after reanimation in the hospital. But usually they don’t wake up with a particular appetite for raw human flesh, even though they have good reason for that, considering the food they serve in hospitals. 

Yes, there are a few rare conditions that transform people into dangerous, raging psychopaths – the Indonesian disorder called ‘amok’ is the most well-known. But diseases like that have nothing to do with death nor cannibalism – and they aren’t contagious at all.
Dec 20 2012 4:12PM
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ski-racer
Posts: 60 - Karma: 11
When my mind implodes due to a physics exam immediately followed by a math exam. So expect it to be somewhere between noon and 5.
Dec 20 2012 4:19PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
ill have an orgasm that was just that great
Dec 20 2012 4:20PM
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bunnies.
Posts: 270 - Karma: 237
BATH SALTZ FOO EVERYONEE
Dec 20 2012 4:48PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I hit a tree once, was pronounced dead, and then came back to life and ate patrol
Dec 20 2012 5:04PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
The human race will bring on its own inevitable demise.
Dec 20 2012 5:19PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
A giant snowstorm
Dec 20 2012 5:20PM
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MNS
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Haha I don't believe zombies are possible. But who know what bioterrorism is in store. I'm just joking though
Dec 20 2012 8:34PM
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