i was at a party at this dudes house and we were kickin it outside in his back yard. Well, apparently he has a septic tank in his back yard that we were completely unaware of. This septic tank was covered up with an old board to keep animals, kids, etc. from falling in, etc. Over the years the grass surrounding this board started to grow pretty thick thus disguising the board from plain view.
Of course, as nature would have it, the elements slowly began to rot out this board over the years thus greatly diminishing its structural integrity.....diminishing it to the point that it could not support the 170 pounds of one Mr. Barefootin_Fiend. I unknowingly stepped on that board and went straight through the fucking thing. Next thing I know I'm up past my fucking knee in shit/septic tank.
I was fucking livid. Not just kind of upset...we're talking get the fuck out of my fucking way or I'll kill you fucking pissed off. I happened to be dressed in a very nice pair of dress pants & a very nice pair of dress shoes....both of which were now ruined. I immediately stripped down to my boxers right there in the yard, threw my clothes and shoes in a beer box, and stormed off. I threw them in my trunk and sped out of there like a bat out of hell.....steaming with fury the entire fucking time. Of course, everyone else thought it was absolutely, pants shitting, fucking hilarious. They were wrong. It wasn't fucking funny at all. Neither was the nickname "Poopy" that they tried to don me with for some time after said event. Ass holes.