"right, we wouldnt want to give people the impression that your actually intelligent, i hope a giant elephant shits on your head, ive had this name for about 2 years now, and i didnt have any problems with it until you came along, now change youre name to some shit like master debater so i dont have to come to incestville USA and shove a 4 iron so far up your ass every time someone takes a swing on the PGA tour you shit your pants at the site of it." ezsteezy
we're in mexico (my wife and I), and this couple wanted to come back to our hotel last night after the bar closed to keep partying, so we let them, and then when we got back to our room they stripped naked and wanted to go skinny dipping. We thought ok-- so stripped down and took a dip. Then they tried to talk us into having sex in front of them, and the man tried to talk us into sucking milk from his wife's lactating tits. true story. We told them we weren't really down with that and finally got them to leave, and then an hour later, once we were in bed sleeping, the guy came back and started knocking on our door and windows. When I answered and asked what he wanted, he just wanted to try one more time in asking us to have sex in front of him.