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Fancy talking thread

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gatley-o9mil.
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hello there gentle men and ladies this thread is only for the reason to talk like a sir or a madame
Dec 19 2012 1:04PM
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act.resist
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Thy username doth make me reminisce on the old film, bill and red's excellent adventure.
Jan 11 2013 5:08PM
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Ricky.
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this thread hath pleased me greatly. but alas the posts of recent have been dearth. so i, Jean Valjean beseech you, the schoolers of new, bring us an overmany of posts! I wit you canst do it.
Jan 11 2013 5:18PM
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DILLINGER
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This very fine day, I embarked upon a mighty quest commonly referred to as an "internship". Being in the presence of such magnificent minds and spirits was thoroughly pleasing, not to mention the unlimited access to beverages of warmth and other such delicacies.
Jan 14 2013 3:20PM
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Ben_Mo-Fat
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haha this thread is hilarious
Jan 14 2013 5:16PM
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DrZoidberg
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I have embarked on a journey to the western state of colorado, of course using the remarkable flying machine developed by the wonderful folks at boeing. I dare say I froze my buttocks off yesterday in the below zero temperatures of loveland ski area. I have rented a set of icelantic nomad rkrs and shall take my automobile to the area called winter park tomorrow. Indeed, I am quite the excited fellow.
Jan 14 2013 5:20PM
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fortyvalve
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+ to you good sir for the blink reference
Jan 14 2013 5:22PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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HAZAA
Jan 16 2013 6:53PM
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midwestpowhunter
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Top of the morning to you fine gentlemen of the New School
I bid you a fine day as I sit in the splendor of a gathering place for tea and biscuits while I frequent my most beloved digital book page. I gander out the frosted window and I bask in the majesty which is the site of a glorious snow, a snow pasting the skies grey. With wonder and admiration I gayly laugh as I dream of the days to pass where I will dance and frolic in the joy of my most cherished season. I do indeed hope such a blustery splendor is gracing many of you, my beloved brethren of winter.
GOOD DAY
Feb 19 2013 10:43AM
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act.resist
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My good man, I do protest at you're exclusion of the lady schoolers of new. Surely you cannot have forgotten us. Although my dandy sir I sit here looking upon a great white billow and only know that is the same white billow that you lay your eyes upon. HUZZAH MICHIGAN
Feb 19 2013 12:55PM
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DiamondSupplyCo
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Ay there my brahs......this shit is raw but me, Jimmy, is not to good at this....but this is still raw...deadass imma show my boys from school and they'll crack up lmao
Feb 19 2013 12:57PM
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act.resist
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Riveting tale chap
Feb 19 2013 1:02PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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I concur, truly a tale for the ages.
Feb 19 2013 1:06PM
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newnewschool
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Greetings my good and loyal subjects of NS. We have convened here today in order to practice the gentility of our speech, which shall, by and by, be mocked and scoffed at by all who witness it, since that is what happens on any forum contained within the boundaries of the inter webs. I propose a toast, to the good fellows of this website, to the grand sport of alpine skiing, and to those of the alpine skiing nature who prefer their time spent soaring above the ground with majesty and grandeur. Good day to you all.
Feb 19 2013 1:07PM
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Huck_Norris
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I dare say that a brash comment such as this drivel has no place in such a bastion of class and tact.  I urge all viewers with a similar distaste for elevated linguistics and love of frivolity to curtail their urge to soil the flawless diction and peerless execution inherently upheld in these lofty pages. 

Feb 19 2013 1:11PM
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act.resist
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And by what gives you the right to toast this toast? And to look down upon us and call us your subjects. The great sir henrik is our king and thusly will propose the toasts.
Feb 19 2013 1:13PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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All hail his excellency, and let us rejoice in the glory of his most regal locks of dread.
Feb 19 2013 1:14PM
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POTandPans
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spontanious combustion
Feb 19 2013 1:16PM
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act.resist
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ANOTHER riveting tale, all in one day. Ah henrik has truly graced us on this fine day has he not?
Feb 19 2013 1:22PM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Thou clouted bat-fowling maggot-pie of an original poster, and thy mammering shard-borne bugbear thread. I shall pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell, for thy very sight thou dost infect my eyes.

Now carry on, lads.
Feb 19 2013 1:29PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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HAZAA the lord Henrik truly has blessed upon us a multitude of riveting tales.
Feb 19 2013 1:30PM
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newnewschool
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Ah, you do propose fine points, dear snozberry. However, our great and majestic leader, Henrik, protecter of NS and servant of Hall, is not here at the present moment. If you do not wish to conduct a toast, then I will not propose one. However, the illegitimacy of my reign does not forbid me from toasting to our happiness in the sport of skiing, does it, now? Thusly stated, I propose another toast, to snozberry, for standing up for what she doth believe in. Bravo.
Feb 19 2013 2:06PM
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act.resist
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Thank you kind sir, I bless thee in the name of the father lord henrik the son Tom wallisch and the holy spirit of skiing. Live a long and prosperous life under our king.
Feb 19 2013 3:09PM
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Deluge
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A wench enrolled in my colloquium yesterhour needeth be struck.
Feb 19 2013 3:13PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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nudge
Apr 18 2013 5:19PM
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act.resist
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I SAY! What a bully day we are having! Do you chaps not agree?
Apr 18 2013 5:27PM
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elinde
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Well! I am extremely satisfied to find the academic and well-directed sector of this fine community. Yet, I daresay the simple ruffians of this site seem to outnumber greatly the educated, upper-class members. It pains me to see their lewd, pernicious remarks spreading bad light over newly founded schoolers. I see they have already found this thread, and out of pure bad taste they try to destroy it's virtue. Disgusting!
Apr 18 2013 6:51PM
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Balbertt
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excuse me my fine kinsmen, does thou even hoist?
Apr 18 2013 9:24PM
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elinde
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doth** My lord some of you hooligans deserve to be given a stern talking to.
Apr 18 2013 10:03PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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My word, you ruffians truly have run the river dry regarding this most juvenile joke inquiring whether or not we hoist. I must say it has already been proclaimed many a time in this particular thread.
Apr 18 2013 11:55PM
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act.resist
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My man! I do engage in the lifting and placing back down of objects from time to time.
Apr 19 2013 12:52AM
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lotsofsnow
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Alas, to pick up heavy objects and put them down again. Such endeavours of object elevation never cease to delight me.
Apr 24 2013 9:30PM
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Crispy.
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This may, in fact, be one of the most humorous threads I have seen good sir. Currently, I am sipping on a glass of tea, with my pinky finger raised of course.
Apr 24 2013 9:36PM
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EmperorKuzco
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While the day casts itself into the morrow,I shall uphold this secular sentiment against the vindication of such utter deception from the beholder. I bid you all good day.
Apr 24 2013 9:55PM
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Dingo69
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Dlolnan plZ
Apr 24 2013 10:34PM
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Steezefiend
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Now, Now, Children, let's not go being accusatory of anyone, We are all at Fault
Apr 24 2013 10:56PM
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270on420out
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I was burdened with the unfortunate event in which my adherent and I had troubles. We couldn't compromise so I micturated into her anus.
Apr 24 2013 11:06PM
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ThundaKilla
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It is past my hour of slumber, my mother doth protest.
Apr 24 2013 11:09PM
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Hoeseph
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The presence of this marvelous thread upon my computer screen has quite inspired me to incorporate such antiquated and elevated diction into my English paper, which is already quite the buffoonery. I do say, this paper shouldst rustle my instructor's jimmies indeed!
Apr 25 2013 12:59AM
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EmperorKuzco
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Thou art 11?
Apr 25 2013 12:25PM
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ThundaKilla
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I art
Apr 25 2013 10:40PM
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J_Christoph
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I'm having to read Pride and Prejudice for English at the moment. I'm fucking done with fancy talking.
Apr 25 2013 10:43PM
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Turner.
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Methinks, indeed, that YE doth protest. I catch the wafting scent of Oedipus on young 'Bangs proclamations!
Apr 25 2013 11:00PM
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stupendous-man
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What a novel conquest you seem to have undertaken, if you would kindly direct yourself to the nearest exit of this thread and shoo thyself out, it would be met with much rejoice.
Apr 25 2013 11:05PM
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Steezefiend
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For all of those whom have apologized, Well done i do say, Tis quite swell of thou to forgive and be forgiven, Im impress'd with thine capacity to withhold from disagreement and slaughter. Thank you gentlemen
Apr 25 2013 11:14PM
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Sno.
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I shall honor thy thread with a bump.
Sep 11 2013 1:17PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Ah! What a delightful topic of discussion!
Sep 11 2013 1:18PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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why thank you my good man but alas i believe it is time for another nudge
Sep 19 2013 1:38PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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gatley-o9mil.why thank you my good man but alas i believe it is time for another nudge


Yet another good sir. My quest to uncover quality webpage threads commences at record pace, gentleman.
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