Music theory/ Composition or something of the sort.
"The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?".
"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Hunter S. Thompson
"right, we wouldnt want to give people the impression that your actually intelligent, i hope a giant elephant shits on your head, ive had this name for about 2 years now, and i didnt have any problems with it until you came along, now change youre name to some shit like master debater so i dont have to come to incestville USA and shove a 4 iron so far up your ass every time someone takes a swing on the PGA tour you shit your pants at the site of it." ezsteezy
“After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military.”
if you break up with her your gona be straight boned. shit'll become weird as a shit. it'll be shitty. were not talking a conveniently awesomely lucky no whisper shit. but a diareah of a situation shitty shit shit. with carelessly forgotten-to-replace toilet paper afterwards. whilst having a broken sink. and its your birthday party and everyone will see you. and de-friend you. and then you will be forever known as the 'shit himself kid'. -thaloot
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3) Don't suck.
"I'd prefer ON3P to be a strictly 'gyspy only' company thank you." -Ginko
"Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video – it’s fucking hilarious."
Look back at the Egyptian pyramids and tell me a giant unicorn didn't come from Mars and build them by using a mixture of its own shit and cum for bricks, and then telepathically put the bricks into place
some advice from a college grad: If you're not serious about school, don't go wasting your money just to get a diploma. Most degrees that aren't heavy in the science or engineering fields aren't even worth the paper they're printed on. The internet is an incredible resource for learning and most of the information you will get in 4 years of classes is probably available online right now. A college degree is a good way to get into a field you like but If you don't have a good idea of what type of work you'd like to be doing for the rest of your life, wait a little while. 3 years into a history major isn't the time to figure that shit out.