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What type of bear would you be- black, grizzly, kodiac, spectacled, or polar?

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accualyisdolan
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I would be a spectacled bear because its the closest relative of the giant short faced bear which is now extinct. You cannot choose short face bear.
Dec 17 2012 7:19PM
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Blindsurfer
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grizzly. did i inspire this thread?
Dec 17 2012 7:20PM
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accualyisdolan
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Yas gooby
Dec 17 2012 7:21PM
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Spicy.Cat
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man bear pig
Dec 17 2012 7:23PM
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oil.
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koala
Dec 17 2012 7:24PM
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accualyisdolan
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No
Dec 17 2012 7:25PM
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accualyisdolan
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No these are not allowed
Dec 17 2012 7:25PM
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theabortionator
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Dec 17 2012 7:25PM
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Jeebus.
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half man half bear half pig.
Dec 17 2012 7:26PM
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accualyisdolan
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No
Dec 17 2012 7:27PM
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accualyisdolan
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No
Dec 17 2012 7:28PM
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gatley-o9mil.
Posts: 357 - Karma: 1,414
panda
Dec 17 2012 7:29PM
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Spagett+
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No.
Dec 17 2012 7:30PM
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Bozite
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You forgot Sun Bears bro! Those things are the shit!
Dec 17 2012 7:31PM
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Chinchi
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Polar bear for sure, they are righteous and/or gnarly
Dec 17 2012 7:32PM
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accualyisdolan
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I forgot panda. Panda is also acceptable
Dec 17 2012 7:34PM
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RimJobber
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Dec 17 2012 7:35PM
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DR.SHRED
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kodiak brown fucking huge. hopefully going to be assistant guiding for them next year
Dec 17 2012 7:35PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Sun bear is acceptable.
Dec 17 2012 7:38PM
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accualyisdolan
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No
Dec 17 2012 7:38PM
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accualyisdolan
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I have received Pms asking me to put the short faced bear on the acceptable list. From now on short face bear is acceptable
Dec 17 2012 7:44PM
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AG3
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Grizzly they don't give a fuck
Dec 17 2012 7:44PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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sup guys?
Dec 17 2012 7:48PM
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GaryColeman
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Bear Grylls
Dec 17 2012 7:52PM
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accualyisdolan
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No
Dec 17 2012 7:53PM
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t.dough
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Dec 17 2012 7:54PM
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accualyisdolan
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You know polar bears have black skin?
Dec 17 2012 7:54PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Meanwhile, in Canada...
Dec 17 2012 7:55PM
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Spinoza
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fuck off with your rules

ide be this ma'

Kamchatka brown bear
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also: whatever you do, stay the FUCK away from cool-bear.tumblr.
Dec 17 2012 7:58PM
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theabortionator
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You know sharks have 2 dicks?
Dec 17 2012 8:00PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Its a legit animal though. My uncle shot one off the coast of British Columbia back in the 80's. Theyre pretty much all extinct now and on the endangered species list
Dec 17 2012 8:00PM
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theWIZARD
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Black Bear with the MC1R mutation...SPIRIT BEAR!
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Dec 17 2012 8:01PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
They're called claspers
Dec 17 2012 8:03PM
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theabortionator
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Like I've never watched the discovery channel.
Dec 17 2012 8:07PM
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accualyisdolan
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Spirit bear is a subspecies of black bear therefor is to be labeled as black bear. Spirit bear is not acceptable.
Dec 17 2012 8:07PM
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Algebra
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Short faced bear
Dec 17 2012 8:09PM
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Rialb
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Kodiak Brown no doubt. Those motherfuckers are huuuuge.

Plus look how faded this bitch is

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Dec 17 2012 8:12PM
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annex_
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damn you I was gonna take spirit bear
Dec 17 2012 8:12PM
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daannnnieel
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Polar bear. I've had a polar bear teddy bear ever sense I can remember. His name is Berry. My life's goal is to own a polar bear at some point.
Dec 17 2012 8:16PM
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most_mint
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red panda.. bear? im going to go out on a limb and say not allowed either.
Dec 17 2012 8:16PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Short face bear was added.
Jimmies intact
Dec 17 2012 8:17PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Today is your lucky day. Red panda is acceptable
Dec 17 2012 8:20PM
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Rachy
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spectacled bear.. no question. my favorite bear.
Dec 17 2012 8:20PM
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accualyisdolan
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We were made for eachother
Dec 17 2012 8:30PM
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annex_
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but...it's.not.a.bear
Dec 17 2012 8:32PM
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accualyisdolan
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This isn't a democracy sweetheart
Dec 17 2012 8:35PM
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most_mint
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I.. I dont know... I dont know what to say! This is fantastic news.
Dec 17 2012 8:36PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
GRIZZLY BEAR!

RAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!!
Dec 17 2012 8:41PM
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Round-Four
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also, one time i was a zoo and there was a moon bear in a tree and he fell asleep and fell out. it was one of the funniest things id ever seen.
Dec 17 2012 8:43PM
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annex_
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congratulations! and i'm not your sweetheart, sweetheart.
Dec 17 2012 8:43PM
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accualyisdolan
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I'm not your buddy, guy!
Dec 17 2012 8:46PM
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