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UTAH IS GAY
Yesterday at powder mountain I skied with some hyper millionaire yellowstone club fuckstick. I got his number, I figure if I twiddle his balls and piddle his wife he will fly me out on his private jet.
Then I was in the lodge talking to this kid's mom and the kid says "mommy why is everyone at powder mountain so nice?"
I said "Son, your mom clearly came from a long line of fine breeding to produce tits like those."~
Yesterday my work rented the tiny mountain outside town for night skiing. Pretty gay~
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