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Should I get volkl alleys or line afterbangs?
Funny guy: If I were ever a surgeon I would have to resist the ultimate temptation of squeezing peoples intestines like a tube of toothpaste"
Me: I'm never brushing my teeth again
"This chick asked me about stuff that you like, I Couldn't think of anything other than Butts, Boobs, and Skiing"
Some people are genuinely retarded though including people trying to save money by only replacing the top of the chain because thats where all the tension is put - 7-11_Slurpee
hellbents if your only doing park
RIP Shane, CR, Sarah
12-13 season: 2days
When a husband and a wife love each other very much, they hug eachother real close. When Jesus sees them hug like this, he smiles. That night when the mommy and daddy are sleeping, Jesus flies down to earth, into their house through the chimney and into their bedroom. Then he takes off the mommy's underwear and pees in her butt. 9 months later, the mommy poops out a baby. And that's the miracle of life. - JohnLemieuxPHOTO
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