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BIRTH DEFECTS

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WetBandits
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anyone have anything they were born with thats different? ive seen this on other forums get pretty interesting. I was born with an extra rib so it sticks out.
Dec 12 2012 10:25PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Inguinal hernia. Part of my intestine pokes through the first inner layer of skin and it gets pinched. When it hurts I kind of just push it back inside.
Dec 16 2012 3:50PM
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whoa-dere
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no u
Dec 16 2012 4:48PM
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last_tango
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I'm hoping to get surgery eventually. I feel pain on occasion when I land really hard or really far back in the seat.
Dec 16 2012 8:11PM
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Stickity
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i got a hernia once. i couldn't walk and i was glued to the couch for like 2 weeks after surgery
Dec 16 2012 8:17PM
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I.B
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I have a little hole above my butt hole. It doesn't go anywhere. It's not like an actual hole, it's like an indent.
Dec 16 2012 8:19PM
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jorb.co
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missing a bone in three of the toes on my left foot
Dec 16 2012 8:26PM
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whoa-dere
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How deep is it? You ever hide shit in there?
Dec 16 2012 8:42PM
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I.B
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like the tip of your pinky to the end of the nail. so i could hide like a choclate chip in there.
Dec 16 2012 10:16PM
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NinetyFour
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Would have to be a white-chocolate chip, or else you may get that confused ya know...
Dec 16 2012 10:20PM
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SARTRON
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and three nipples.
Dec 16 2012 10:27PM
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connecticunt
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cleft lip, had massive plastic surgery when i was born so its barely noticeable.
Dec 16 2012 10:48PM
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jblaski
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Both of my pinky fingers look like this. People assume they are/were broken.
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Dec 16 2012 11:13PM
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I.B
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If i had a vagina, i would not let you stick those in it.
Dec 16 2012 11:24PM
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whoa-dere
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i'm the same, except they're not as stubby as yours
Dec 16 2012 11:59PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
That made me laugh
Dec 17 2012 12:12AM
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izz
Posts: 60 - Karma: 36
i was born without adult incisor teeth, so i had to get braces to move all my teeth forward and fill in the gaps
Dec 17 2012 12:25AM
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Jane6
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Hahahah
Dec 17 2012 2:11AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
If forgot Ive got flat feet and a weird gait. Like if I am standing one foot points forward like normal and the other sticks out at like a 30* angle. It hits the TT when Im cycling unless I focus on it or father in the summer it gets used to the right motion.
Dec 19 2012 5:51PM
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freestyler540
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my 2 front teeth overlapped until I smashed my face on a half pipe. The dentist did a fair job in rebuilding it.
Dec 19 2012 7:25PM
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VT_FLO
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1 of my ears has a cleft that makes it look like an elf ear...
Dec 19 2012 7:26PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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But really the birth defect is that you're retarded and can't read thread titles.
Dec 19 2012 7:30PM
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act.resist
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i have a friend with two cleft ears, she dressed as an elf one year for christmas
Dec 19 2012 9:57PM
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NinetyFour
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Pics of said ears?
Dec 20 2012 12:25AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
when i was born, since russian hospitals suck ass, i was diagnosed with severely impaired motor skills and other mental retardation's.
that was fucking bullshit
i was also diagnosed with rickets, when i was brought to the states, a real doctor told me i had none of these problems and boom. look at me now sonnn
Dec 20 2012 12:31AM
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act.resist
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this is the best i could find, its kind of hard to tell though

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Dec 20 2012 12:46AM
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Laurent.
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Oh lawd, this picture.

I'm at a loss for words really.
Dec 20 2012 12:56AM
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act.resist
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yea she's a graphic design major haha
Dec 20 2012 12:58AM
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Laurent.
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I never knew nebula's these days could become graphic design major's.
Dec 20 2012 1:12AM
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act.resist
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indeed, the graphic design field does not discriminate against female nebulae.
Dec 20 2012 1:37AM
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Spinoza
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i have double nipples
Dec 20 2012 1:38AM
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SickJib_Brit
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That's awesome! I have a Sectoral Heterochromia in my left eye only. My eyes are light hazel (More brown/gold than green) but there is a distinct dark brown stripe at the top of my iris. I always regarded it as a "Birthmark", which is what it pretty much is. A lack of melanin in that part of the eye causing a pigmentation defect in that area. Not too noticeable because its dark brown on light brown but it's still there :)
Dec 20 2012 1:47AM
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450out.
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I have this really weird condition where my penis is about two feet long, and I can control it like an elephant's trunk.
Dec 20 2012 2:21AM
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Laurent.
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In my defence, English is my fourth language.
Dec 20 2012 2:21AM
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deleted5
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i dont have joints in the lower part of my thumbs so i can't make the number 4 with my hand because it looks like a five, i also have red hair :(
Dec 20 2012 2:29AM
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panojibber.
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I'm not sure thats a defect.... more of a gift IMO.

With great power comes great responsibility.
Dec 20 2012 2:31AM
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twin-tip-hero
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13'' dick.....
Dec 20 2012 3:09AM
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Malcolm
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Apparently it's not too uncommon. Babies grow tails and then lose them while they're developing in the womb and that's what causes the hole.
Dec 20 2012 4:04AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i'm pretty much standard i guess ....


Dec 20 2012 6:01AM
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Dragonite.
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I was born with a freckle on the end of my penis. I don't know if this counts, but I have scoliosis. And ADD as well. That's not really a defect though.
Dec 20 2012 8:15AM
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act.resist
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evolution is fascinating
Dec 20 2012 10:28AM
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Jane6
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In the name of science I will have to see photographical evidence of this.
Dec 20 2012 9:43PM
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WPoch
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I have a dick sticking straight out on my forehead
Dec 20 2012 9:46PM
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act.resist
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i can attest to this
Dec 20 2012 9:47PM
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Dr.Dickless
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classic case of dick joint over here
Dec 20 2012 10:44PM
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