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BIRTH DEFECTS

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WetBandits
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anyone have anything they were born with thats different? ive seen this on other forums get pretty interesting. I was born with an extra rib so it sticks out.
Dec 12 2012 10:25PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
CAPS LOCK

also, i'm not sure if it counts but it's hereditary, so depression?
Dec 12 2012 10:26PM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
not a real crazy birth defect but my left ring finger is quite a bit bigger then my right one
Dec 12 2012 10:26PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
my middle toe is the longest ?

not really a defect but whatever
Dec 12 2012 10:26PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
i laughed
Dec 12 2012 10:27PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
I was born freakishly awesome
Dec 12 2012 10:29PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
Im pretty stupid
Dec 12 2012 10:29PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
Scratch that. People say im not stupid, I just don't "apply myself". Im still thinking stupid though
Dec 12 2012 10:31PM
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gnarnia.
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 55
i was born with a hole in my heart and a murmur also. pretty serious when i was younger
Dec 12 2012 10:31PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Two things, being stupid is not a birth defect, and you're probably not stupid if people tell you that you aren't. I've never had good grades, but that's because I don't care enough to do homework or study.
Dec 12 2012 10:36PM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2561 - Karma: 4,135
got some webbed toes
Dec 12 2012 10:36PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I have a birthmark on my left butt cheek that looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.
Dec 12 2012 10:36PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
This. And ADD... :(
Dec 12 2012 10:42PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Born with more girth than length, won't hit the base but ill stretch the hell out of the walls
Dec 12 2012 10:46PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Chode alert
Dec 12 2012 10:48PM
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jaredmdub
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 564
cant hit the g spot with a chode.
Dec 12 2012 10:49PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
I have ADD but I wouldn't call it a birth defect.
Dec 12 2012 10:49PM
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chilling
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
Elbow penis
Dec 12 2012 10:50PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Debatable
Dec 12 2012 10:51PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
Yeah I guess there both more just like neurological disorders..
Dec 12 2012 10:51PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i was born gay but i went to one of those clinics and they raped me straight
Dec 12 2012 10:54PM
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~4EST_B_Skis~
Posts: 566 - Karma: -46
i was born color-blind with the colors red and green and deaf in my left ear
Dec 12 2012 10:56PM
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jaredmdub
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 564
Click for larger image
Dec 12 2012 10:56PM
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*b_-_d*
Posts: 83 - Karma: 19
My friend has webbed toes.
Dec 12 2012 10:58PM
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Christian[MN]
Posts: 759 - Karma: 363
I have a third nipple
Dec 12 2012 11:55PM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
Not really a defect but I was born with a "Cafe-au-lait" spot that covers about 70% of my leg. It's basically a massive birth mark like a port wine stain but a different pigment.
Also might carry the haemophiliac gene, guess I'll find out if I ever have a son.
Dec 13 2012 12:29AM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
my dick is way to big
Dec 13 2012 12:32AM
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_TK_
Posts: 467 - Karma: 128
??
Dec 13 2012 12:34AM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
i have an outie belly button. i dont know why the fuck that happens, but its pretty fucking weird.
Dec 13 2012 12:34AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
Hmm, first post... seems legit.


I was born with an extra penis where my left nipple should have been. I have to wear a bra and it made changing in the locker rooms unbearable.
Dec 13 2012 12:36AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
My balls ascended when i hit puberty so if you punch me in the stomach I'll go down
Dec 13 2012 12:38AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
I have little mouthes instead of nipples and I have to feed them when they get hungry
Dec 13 2012 12:39AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Pics or it didn't happen
Dec 13 2012 12:40AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
tbatty, t3dizlle, tedward has one ball but most of you probably don't remember him, he doesn't post any more.


Crazy considering at one point it seemed he could call anyone out at any mountain by their ns name.
Dec 13 2012 12:42AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
my boobs lactate chocolate milk
Dec 13 2012 1:34AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
not me, but my dad was born with a 6th finger, it had no bone, just skin and nail, so they cut it off.
Dec 13 2012 1:39AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
I've got O- blood, while technically not a defect, I can't really see any positive ;)



Dec 13 2012 2:03AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'm suddenly thirsty
Dec 13 2012 2:06AM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
dick on my forehead.














fucking unicorn boners, man.
Dec 13 2012 2:06AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I have a gap between my big toe and my other 4 toes on both feet. I can this gap apart to 3 inches and grab many household items.

I still secretly think that I was born with 12 toes but my parents were jealous of the awesomeness so they got 2 of them removed...
Dec 13 2012 2:35AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Virgin detected
Dec 13 2012 2:37AM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,499
what
Dec 13 2012 3:00AM
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jaredmdub
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 564
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dec 13 2012 3:12AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Eyelids don't open any bigger than normal. So I can't really look surprised or big eyed
Dec 13 2012 8:46AM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
I don't know if my ribs are just abnormally large or what, but I have an indent in my lower chest. It's pretty cool. When I suck my stomach in it looks like I haven't eaten in years.
Dec 13 2012 9:11AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
I guess being Asian counts as a birth defect
Dec 13 2012 9:22AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I can suck my stomach in like that too, but my ribs are normal size. I can also push my stomach out so it looks like I'm pregnant.
Dec 13 2012 9:41AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i have a freakishly long tongue...?...?
Dec 13 2012 9:47AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
No. I'm not Asian, nowhere close. It doesn't really look Asian either, just lazy eyelids.
Dec 13 2012 9:49AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
I have one eyelid that gets stuck halfway open sometimes. But that is because I got hit in the face with a baseball when I was younger
Dec 13 2012 10:08AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I don't know if its a defect but my whole life I have looked stoned all the time..
Dec 13 2012 10:17AM
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