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HS Hockey players and douchebaggery

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KJacks
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There is a direct correlation between long hair(flow), hockey, and being a prick at my school. They regularly argue with me that skiing is for pussys, though they do not know what park skiing or freeskiing is. To make it better our team absolutly blows. I have nothing against hockey players, except that they tend to act like douches at my school...
Dec 12 2012 11:42AM
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KravtZ
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If you arent on any sort of ski team or compete in freestyle than it kinda isn't a sport...more of a hobby unless you do some serious skiing like hiking trips, huge expeditions, etc. Hockey is a sport that isn't for pussies.Some of my best friends play hockey/lax have the flow etc soem of the best dudes I know. You prob are some little skinny punk who can't play other sports anyways
Dec 12 2012 11:44AM
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Peach.
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So basically you have a problem with douchebags, then?
Dec 12 2012 11:45AM
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Round-Four
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life is full of assholes, get used to it.
Dec 12 2012 11:45AM
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KJacks
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Im on a team, i run track, and play soccer for the provincial team. I have friends that are hockey players too but they dont have to be so cocky about it. There egos are just to huge
Dec 12 2012 11:46AM
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ImRawAsFucc
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At my HS hockey kids are worshipped as gods. One kid even legally changed his name to Zeus

Dec 12 2012 11:47AM
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oil.
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hockey players jerk off onto a cookie then eat it
Dec 12 2012 11:48AM
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bdarb207
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Learn how to skate, you're a Canadian aren't you?
Dec 12 2012 11:48AM
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ejm
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when i played hs hockey i can't say that anyone was really a douchebag to any other kids, but to be fair - it is really hard to explain that you ski to someone, when i tell someone i ski, i get interperated as i wear a tight 1 piece and bomb down the hill. How do you explain to someone that you freeski if they dont know a thing about skiing or park?
Dec 12 2012 11:51AM
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speedin
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For some reason the op is right. And this is coming from someone who played hockey verycompetitively for over 15 years. I played with the same group of guys from when I was 3 all the way to 18. Some of my team mates were the definition of a douchebag. Honestly, even though were were team mates, I hated a majority of them, and coincidentally all the players that I hated had long hair.


Dec 12 2012 11:52AM
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KJacks
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I know how to skate and play hockey, but im not about the whole im better then every one else way of thinking
Dec 12 2012 11:57AM
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THUNT836
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You're just mad that they have way higher chill/pull ratios than you do bro.
Dec 12 2012 11:58AM
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KJacks
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I cant explain it. Especially when im from a place like manitoba where hockey is worshipped
Dec 12 2012 11:58AM
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volvotom
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lol
Dec 12 2012 12:02PM
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Leafs2323
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When I played HS hockey there was 1 or 2 kids on every team that just took every hockey stereotype to the next level. I was captain I made it clear that if anyone used fucking GEL to flow there hair they weren't allowed on the damn bus. Its always the kid that's not a terrible hockey player but not very good and they call everyone dusters and scrubs and say shit to just let people know they play hockey. Its even worse at the junior level
Dec 12 2012 12:05PM
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bo0b
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No, hockey players are just for the most part douchebags. They have huge egos, they use that retarded terminology like 'sauce" and "flow". They walk around the the school with an air of cockiness around them, and if you don't play hockey you're a bitch according to them.
Dec 12 2012 12:08PM
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feihlination
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help a non-native speaker out:

a google image search yielded inconclusive results.

what is the difference between long hair and long hair (flow)
Dec 12 2012 12:09PM
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bkozzz
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your johnsons seem to be ruffled
Dec 12 2012 12:12PM
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KJacks
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Its gettin to a point where even the teachers treat them like they are better then everyone else
Dec 12 2012 12:16PM
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status_whitegirl
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I played hockey in HS, that is all.
Dec 12 2012 12:17PM
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THUNT836
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not the best examples, but this is basically hockey flow:

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Dec 12 2012 12:24PM
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corona
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it's called soggy biscuit.
Dec 12 2012 12:26PM
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bdarb207
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When you take the ear pieces out of your helmet your hair comes out it and naturally kind of curls at the end. If you're a boss anyway. Always have dope flow in the winter myself for skiing/hockey. That being said the typical hockey player mentality when living up to stereotypes is pretty high on the db scale.
Dec 12 2012 12:32PM
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bo0b
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Flow= long hair for douchebags.
Dec 12 2012 12:34PM
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Weed.Is.Toasty
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i feel you man, years back in my school one of the few douchebags was a hockey player (much older than me). He was just a funny guy, like he gave me and my homie shit for skateboarding and he couldnt really skate. Although i am glad he was in my school cause he was canandian and had this funny accent so we could laugh about that whenever, and he always said this one thing "dont make me come over there" ahaha
Dec 12 2012 12:37PM
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KJacks
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The worst part isnt just how they act, its how they talk. I find hockey slang just stupid.
Dec 12 2012 12:49PM
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ConnorD
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oh man up, maybe the reason they act like such douches is cause its so easy to make people like you cry and make a thread on a ski website. if they wanna act like douches just don't pay attention to them? all they are looking for is attention, and if you don't give it to them then they wont bother you.
Dec 12 2012 1:10PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Word
Dec 12 2012 1:12PM
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BlakeG
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Hey Bro, dont sewer me,
bro, your being such a dud.
Oh hey did you see my sick cele last night? I potted a dirty geno, it was a dirty clapper from the point bro. Oh man im just such a beauty, bro.
Oh fuck bro, we almost got into a tilly, he wouldve have messed with my sick flow.
Then after lets go smoke some darts and do some chew, BRO!

I dislike how they talk
Dec 13 2012 11:00PM
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Dragonite.
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Qfe
Dec 13 2012 11:03PM
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james6345789
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I'm from Minnesota and I never learned how to skate...

sad, right?
Dec 13 2012 11:03PM
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KJacks
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smoke a dart would be said as hack a grit now
and chew is now called spit here in peg city.

But yes young blakeg i know
Dec 13 2012 11:05PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Im friends with some current and ex hockey players, actually lived with 2 from a junior team. Yeah there are a lot of dbags in the world of hockey but also some chill dudes. D1 players are the worst. They are allowed in any bar no matter the age which makes me jealous and if youre talking to a girl at a party and a group (their always in small packs) of them walk in youre instantly a "who are you". But hey its whatever kinda use to it i guess.
Dec 13 2012 11:16PM
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mode2n
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I know that feel bro, just nothing worse then a bunch of cocky chongo hockey players claiming about their flow
Dec 13 2012 11:41PM
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E__
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Fuckin love Jimmy.
Dec 13 2012 11:43PM
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grown-ninja
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You sound like a pussy
Dec 13 2012 11:46PM
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.Hugo.
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when I played hockey in highschool the majority of the kids on the team weren't douches at all. Ya there were a few, but it was nothing compared to the football team. God damn they were mega douches.
Dec 13 2012 11:52PM
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deleted5
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HS ski teams are a joke and are for pussys you want a real sport do ussa.
Dec 13 2012 11:54PM
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bo0b
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I didn't know other people said chongo...

This guy's the WORST
Dec 13 2012 11:56PM
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Twinjibber77
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL Wait until you get to college! Pray you get a D1 team AND a club team full of no-talent and limitless douchebaggery. Pussy mustaches included.
Dec 13 2012 11:57PM
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KJacks
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Needed to be shared
Dec 14 2012 12:35AM
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.Hugo.
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^ Those memes are really poorly made and not funny at all
Dec 14 2012 12:40AM
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Broommasta
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on the contrary sir, i did lose.
Dec 14 2012 1:32AM
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PeppermillReno
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I played and coached HS hockey I can say that skiing is definitely more of a hobby hockey is at least a real sport. Free skiing is even less of a sport than racing btw I dunno why you'd use that to make it sound cooler.

If skiing is the only sport you do you don't play sports.

I didnt get enough ice time in the first 2 scrimmages my junior year of HS hockey and hated waking up for 5am practices so skiied instead (wasn't quite best skiier in the school but started every race in 2 years and made states both) but hockey is the better sport (unless you are a legit skiier and sponsored or close to it) nothing more pathetic than people who suck acting like they are good at skiing. Especially when they stay in the park all day.


Hockey is mad fun I wish I had played more ages 17-22 just so I was a bit better than I actually am I can't really keep up with people who played pro or D1.
Dec 14 2012 2:19AM
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feihlination
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kind of agree. the way most people "do" skiing, its not a real sport. going up 50-70 times, do 20 laps in the park, thats not really being sport.

but to be up on top these days, you probably need structured training in some way and supportive activities like going to the gym, stretching, tramp, etc.
Dec 14 2012 7:19AM
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Blurst
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bro my bucky hang was the shit last night.

Fuck hockey players but fuck lacrosse players more.

I have met hockey players that I like but never before have I met a lacrosse player I like, except Brad, hes chill.
Dec 14 2012 7:41AM
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LGSB
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Yeah I played with the same kids my whole life only made friends with one of them.
Dec 14 2012 9:21AM
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arnie_grape
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I don't really care if they want to look like a greasy dustball, chew dip every day and eat creatine for breakfast lunch and dinner, I just hate how hockey players make up new words every fucking week then try to use them in regular conversation.
Dec 14 2012 9:28AM
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NotGhood
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Thankfully this isn't a problem at my school but I know OPs feel hockey players are almost always doichebags.
Dec 14 2012 9:31AM
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Lucas
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Idk the dangles one was pretty solid.
Dec 14 2012 9:37AM
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Cotter
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My life exactly, so many douche bag hockey players who think they are better than everyone else, there are a couple nice/chill ones but most just bug the fuck out of me. Telling me skiing isnt a sport and skiing dosent pull, hockey does blah blah blah. Recently a couple have started skiing and they love it, 6/8 are shit and they have the worst stance. No style, and one who is OK is always tling them not to take it seriously because they arent skiers they are hockey players. /endrant
Dec 14 2012 9:47AM
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