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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I haven't taken a dump in nearly two weeks, is this healthy? Im trying to produce the biggest shit possible, but I'm a little worried of the implications of this.
Dec 11 2012 2:46AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Threads. Really hope you just burst at school or something. Or maybe you'll crash skiing and blow your pants out
Dec 11 2012 9:49PM
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The_Beekeeper
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ahahaha
Dec 11 2012 10:04PM
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CheddarJack
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Well that doesn't sound too appetizing. I'll pass.
Dec 11 2012 10:05PM
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Peter.
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not enough pictures of poop in this thread
Dec 11 2012 10:10PM
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DIX~
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I used to have a fear of shitting anywhere other than in my home. I went to Europe for 12 days and didn't poop. When I got home I took the most rock hard, bone dry, and enormous shit of my life. It took about 20 minutes and my asshole bled
Dec 11 2012 10:15PM
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roddy116
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i dropped a 5 pound turd today, i feel like i accomplished something today.
Dec 11 2012 10:16PM
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chilling
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Got sick when i was 10 and didnt poo for a week, They gave me laxatives but I stil couldnt shit. 10 days went by and finally i used more force than i had ever imagined and shit. It was essentially a realistic version of South park the shit was one solid shit and was touching my toliet seat. I fell over afterward. I obviously dont have pics from 9 years ago but i assure you it happened
Dec 11 2012 10:22PM
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gotti
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Honestly eat vegetables. When i am skiing i eat a solid mcdonalds and ski lodge food diet and my shits are either null or they are purely toxic. But when i get home i just eat a ton of carrots/salad and my shits become the healthy sausage shape again and I rarely have to wipe.
Dec 11 2012 10:28PM
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whoa-dere
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anyone have their poop in the shape of a ball sometimes? like a perfect sphere. my butthole gets stretched so much because of those
Dec 11 2012 11:44PM
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Jeebus.
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I'm considering a new strategy, take a ton of laxatives and try to over flow a public toilet with diarrhea.
Dec 12 2012 12:38AM
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987321654hgfd
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If you do it in a public restroom shit in the urinal.
Dec 12 2012 6:44AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Be like this guy and go run a a marathon.

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Dec 12 2012 10:25AM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
www.ratemypoo.com ?
Dec 12 2012 10:29AM
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lamadelrey
Posts: 210 - Karma: 481
made me think of this.


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Dec 12 2012 10:31AM
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powderdrunkie
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Dec 12 2012 10:42AM
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dergblerp
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Assuming any of this is true, I would encourage you to find a digital scale, and weigh yourself before and after so that you know the exact weight of the specimen. Try not to pee if possible (or pee beforehand) because that will cause an inaccurate reading.

This thread is a potential shitstorm. Literally.
Dec 12 2012 10:50AM
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RimJobber
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Hows it comin?
Dec 14 2012 11:27PM
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Laurent.
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Clearly not.
Dec 15 2012 8:28AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
what the actual fuck
Dec 15 2012 8:41AM
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
Do this, for SCIENCE!
Dec 15 2012 11:06AM
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roddy116
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i do this like every fucking time i drop a deuce
Dec 15 2012 11:08AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
This is how Elvis died. You can literally give you're self a heart attack from pushing to hard. I have just the remedy.

- 1 pack of newport 100 menthol.
- 4 cups of black coffee.
- Buy mineral oil, follow directions, drink.

= Profit.



Dec 15 2012 12:56PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Ill stick to my Marb Reds, but yes, Throw a chawski in there and you got yourself straight colon blow.
Dec 15 2012 12:59PM
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theabortionator
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Did he finish the marathon?
Dec 15 2012 4:20PM
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Laurent.
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It's is from something called "The Gothenburg run", a half-marathon in Gothenburg, Sweden. The 18 year old guy decided that he wasn't going to stop running, even though he had shat himself after just 20 minutes. He did NOT wan to stop, and like the proud and noble Swede that he his his Scandinavian viking powers aloud him to finish it in 1:09:43. Maybe the lubrication even helped him.
Dec 15 2012 6:35PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Has op shit yet?
Dec 15 2012 6:45PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
dude must've been chafing like a motherfucker by the end
Dec 15 2012 7:04PM
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lamadelrey
Posts: 210 - Karma: 481
we're still waiting.
May 19 2013 1:23PM
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