The full version of this mainly because it brings back good memories:
when you a stomp the fuck out of a trick while blasting a sick song and then you throw up gang signs and mime gun blasts and shit and youre all like "YO FUCK THE WORLD IM A YOUNG BLACK MAN WITH A LUCRATIVE RAP CAREER AND I CAME FROM AN IMPOVERISHED FAMILY HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT THIS GANG SIGN" - pomme-de-terre
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
yeah those were fun. remember those scholastic book club booklets you'd bring home to your parents to, where you'd pick out the books you wanted, but the last page was the best because it had things like rock growing kits and paint-by-numbers.
"I meant to order chinese food, but instead I took a giant shit on the floor."