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Jaezo
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Anyone have any good ones???
Dec 9 2012 1:24PM
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.AR6rider.
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Would you rather make a repost or win a million dollars and a blowjob from a Victoria's Secret model?



Dec 9 2012 1:26PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Trick question: You already chose repost, and are therefore gay and missed out on some quick cash. Better luck next time.
Dec 9 2012 1:27PM
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Puns
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would you rather have the world you live in now or a world where everything is beige and you get to eat whatever food you want at any time?

this one's a classic.
Dec 9 2012 2:22PM
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El_Barto.
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thats bush league bro
Dec 9 2012 2:24PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
...... not really. Definitely would rather live now.. I get to eat whatever I want anyways..
Dec 9 2012 2:25PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
well played.
Dec 9 2012 2:25PM
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corona
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haven't heard that term in 5 years.


also, would you rather rive your mum a rim job or eat your dads rim cheese?
Dec 9 2012 2:25PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
i dont think i have one of those......
Dec 9 2012 2:49PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Would you rather watch your parents every time they have sex for the rest of their lives, or join in once?
Dec 9 2012 3:00PM
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chilling
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
That was one of the more clever things Ive seen on NS. I laughed for a good 30 sec thank you
Dec 9 2012 3:06PM
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corona
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I'm sorry for your loss. Unless you were a test tube baby adopted by a gay couple.
Dec 9 2012 3:09PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
join in once

would you rather have all glass be perfectly transparent or how it is now?
Dec 9 2012 3:11PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

weird question...how it is now.

would you rather win free gas for life, or free seasons tickets to your favorite sport team for life?

Dec 9 2012 3:16PM
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Puns
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free gas.

I guess I was thinking along the lines of it would look really nice, but you might run into it... like it has smudges and slight light refractions as it is now.
Dec 9 2012 3:19PM
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OCM
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Definitely gas, change that to ski tickets and its a tougher decision.
Dec 9 2012 3:20PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
free gas. road trips, baby.


would you rather jump out of an airplane or spacewalk without a suit?
Dec 9 2012 3:21PM
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Puns
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for the actual act airplane, but I would chose space walk because you would first have to travel to space... totally worth it.

would you rather have to eat an orange a day for ever or never eat oranges again
Dec 9 2012 3:25PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2175 - Karma: 4,701
Never again. Would you rather be how you are now or indestructible but you can't feel anything
Dec 9 2012 4:06PM
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E-Nix
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Define "feel anything"
Dec 9 2012 4:14PM
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SkierPT
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Physically numb. Can't feel pain or good things.
Dec 9 2012 4:17PM
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Sno.
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he means no sex.
Dec 9 2012 4:26PM
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SkierPT
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It would be possible but you couldn't feel it lol. My question sucks
Dec 9 2012 4:33PM
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Puns
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I would go with no feeling for sure; you could still feel emotions right?
Dec 9 2012 4:35PM
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Sno.
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haha, no it doesn't. I'd keep things as they are.
Dec 9 2012 4:37PM
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HWW
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aren't they supposed to be bad things?

would you rather drop the soap or drink a bottle of vodka
Dec 9 2012 4:38PM
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Puns
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drop the soap... you just pick it up...






























:3
Dec 9 2012 4:39PM
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Sno.
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like you said-- aren't these supposed to be bad things?
Dec 9 2012 4:48PM
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Jaezo
Posts: 27 - Karma: 16
That's a good one. I loled.
Dec 9 2012 8:18PM
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FatWhore
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ar6rider is my favorite
Dec 9 2012 8:21PM
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pjbackwoods
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 420
Hahaha i lost it hard
Dec 9 2012 8:50PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
I hear this one a lot: would you rather watch a porno with your parents or staring your parents?
Dec 9 2012 10:27PM
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pjbackwoods
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 420
Definately starring.

Would you rather break both legs this winter or break both arms and be in 2 full casts
Dec 9 2012 11:00PM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
Legs. Cant do shit without your arms. at least with broken legs you can fap an play some xbox
Dec 9 2012 11:02PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
fat fuck
Dec 9 2012 11:09PM
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Sno.
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watch one with my parents
Dec 9 2012 11:12PM
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Peach.
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Fuck that noise.
Dec 9 2012 11:13PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
get your foot stomped on by a ski boot or get kicked in te shin with a ski boot?
Dec 9 2012 11:13PM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
what noise sir
Dec 9 2012 11:16PM
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Skiing.Nz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 49
Would you rather eat a bit of rancid meat, like in a hot room for 2 weeks, or drink a cup of runny shit?
Dec 9 2012 11:38PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
would you rather fuck an 85 year old woman or emma watson but she's been dead from a heart attack for 1.5 hours?
Dec 9 2012 11:44PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Old woman, she has probably learned a trick or 2. Would you rather undershoot or overshoot a jump?
Dec 9 2012 11:52PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
foot stomped
Dec 10 2012 12:57AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Eat a hot pocket filled with hair or Drink a quart of elephant piss?
Dec 10 2012 1:05AM
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stupendous-man
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undershoot, unless its like the big breck jump in the grand bizarre where the landing is cut off. for some reason last season i was knuckling 40 or 50 foot jumps and not feeling a thing... must of been on some iron man shit or something.
Dec 10 2012 1:07AM
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king_latifa
Posts: 38 - Karma: 233
Eat the hot pocket, then wash it down with a warm glass of elephant piss
Dec 10 2012 1:12AM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
become a snowboarder or die a horrible and painful, prolonged death.
Dec 10 2012 1:17AM
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Sno.
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is this a trick question? I've tried snowboarding. I suck. So for me these are equivalent.
Dec 10 2012 1:22AM
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E__
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Emma Watson obviously she'd still be some what warm. Shit, even if this wasn't a would you rather and just a question if you'd fuck her after being for 1.5 hours I'd do it.
Dec 10 2012 2:39AM
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Sno.
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holy fuck. this is disturbing.
Dec 10 2012 3:15AM
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