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The night before skiing

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kdes6
Posts: 93 - Karma: 67
idk about any body else but im going skiing and i couldnt even sleep last night literally zero hours of sleep its like the night before christmas i am to pumped anybody else like this?
Dec 9 2012 6:17AM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
But if you don't go to sleep on Christmas Eve there is no time for Santa to come and you won't get any presents.
Dec 9 2012 6:33AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
oh no!
Dec 9 2012 6:40AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
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Dec 9 2012 8:44AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Last year Santa came through our attic. I could hear him carrying our presents down the stairs. I didn't want him to know I was awake so I forced myself to sleep.
Dec 9 2012 10:27AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
Being in school anticipating opening day afterwards is the best/worst
Dec 9 2012 11:10AM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
Maybe before either the first day of the year or the first day of an out west trip.
Dec 9 2012 11:14AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
pretty much this. As long as you anticipate the excitement, just plan on getting real drunk the night before and you should be able to sleep like a baby
Dec 9 2012 12:01PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
i think santa banged my mom last year :(

i tried to sleap and forget but i just couldnt
Dec 9 2012 12:16PM
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bigRED.
Posts: 93 - Karma: 93
what i do to help me to go to sleep is jerk off..to ski videos
Dec 9 2012 12:22PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
i find that no matter how shitty and hungover i feel, as soon as i get on the first lift i get super stoked and stop giving a fuck.
Dec 9 2012 12:54PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
Yeah, I usually get very little sleep before I go skiing. As soon as I actually get to the mountain I am pretty awake either way. Cold air wakes me up.
Dec 9 2012 1:52PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I really hoped this would be a skiing based parody of the night before Christmas:(
Dec 9 2012 1:54PM
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RedEyeTheJedi
Posts: 443 - Karma: 30
When I was in Alta and it was dumping I only slept four hours, and durring those 4 hours I woke up about every 45 minutes checking if it is day yet. I also had a lot of caffinated soda but the dumping and it being my first time in utah did that to me.
Dec 9 2012 1:57PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Whenever I used to go to Tahoe or Mammoth (before I skied Mammoth regularly) it was always so hard for me to sleep the night before, but the next nights I'd sleep like a baby after skiing hard from 9-4.
Dec 9 2012 2:14PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i go to sleep at like 8 the nights before i ski so i can wake up and be out the door at some ungodly hour to be there when the lifts start running
Dec 9 2012 2:21PM
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kdes6
Posts: 93 - Karma: 67
i had a blast today skiing on zero hours of sleep im so tired but skiing is the only reason to ever get up at the ass crack of dawn it is always worth it
Dec 9 2012 9:08PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Twas the night before skiing and all through the house...
Dec 9 2012 9:18PM
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kdes6
Posts: 93 - Karma: 67
it was funny because i met my dad at killington today and he is the same exact way gets zero sleep the night before
Dec 9 2012 9:20PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Me too :(

I might just have to make one myself now... give me a minute
Dec 9 2012 9:20PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Oh i know the feel! We torrented Sunny to watch next Friday after finals to all watch at my buds house before we go skiing on Saturday.
Dec 9 2012 9:21PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
the Newschooler was awake, clicking his mouse...
Dec 9 2012 9:28PM
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Spinoza
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..someone lowered his karma, but he "didn't really care"..
Dec 9 2012 9:31PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
...because the mountain was calling and he'd soon be there
Dec 9 2012 9:32PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Sitting in class is the worst...
Dec 9 2012 9:32PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
...for the scent of anal urine was in the air...
Dec 9 2012 9:33PM
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kdes6
Posts: 93 - Karma: 67
especially if its snowing outside.
Dec 9 2012 9:34PM
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noreasterprod
Posts: 578 - Karma: 606
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Dec 9 2012 9:35PM
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Ricky.
Posts: 208 - Karma: 221
..he posted his mind, and browsed through some threads...
Dec 9 2012 9:35PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I'm writing a full length poem at the moment. Stay tuned....
Dec 9 2012 9:38PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Lookin forward to it man!
Dec 9 2012 9:40PM
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CheddarJack
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No promises as to how good it is, but I'm putting in a good effort
Dec 9 2012 9:44PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
end stanza

His gear was set all together by the door...
Dec 9 2012 10:09PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Yo. ima get that shit to the frontpage doe
Dec 9 2012 10:11PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
So I should make a new thread for it? I'm done with it
Dec 9 2012 10:11PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
I love the feeling before a night of skiing. I have this feeling in my chest the whole night, i'm so excited. I sleep really well, because I know when I get up i'm shredding. I love thinking about something else, then re-realizing i'm skiing the next day.
Dec 9 2012 10:13PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
yes.
Dec 9 2012 10:14PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,956
Crap. sorry. that wasn't the end of the stanza.

so far it goes
Twas the night before skiing and all through the house
the Newschooler was awake, clicking his mouse
someone lowered his karma, but he "didn't really care"
because the mountain was calling and he'd soon be there


and here's the original poem for a guideline
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
Dec 9 2012 10:14PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Put it in Ski gabber so we can get it to the front page
Dec 9 2012 10:21PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
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Dec 9 2012 10:55PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
If this weather keeps up i wont be skiing till after christmas....
Dec 9 2012 10:58PM
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ShabbaRanks
Posts: 998 - Karma: 65
I feel ya, east coast is brutal right now.
Dec 9 2012 11:19PM
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