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Co-worker killed a duck and ate it

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stovypotts
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so im talking to my coworker and he just told me while in college he was talking to his roomate and he said he never understood hunting when u can go to the food store and buy meat. the other guy said dont knock it until u try it..his roomate then went home (lived on a farm) took a duck and brought it back to college. he then took it outback of his house he was living in and chopped its head off with an axe..he then cooked and ate it..fuckin crazy asian man i guess its in their blood lol

any of yous got a similar story?
Dec 7 2012 9:33AM
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El_Barto.
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i killed a man once and ate him to gain his courage
Dec 7 2012 12:32PM
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Phil-X-
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did you drink his blood? cause youre not getting that courage without it. Bonus if you ate the heart raw, then you gain his love
Dec 7 2012 12:34PM
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Bar_Down
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Well it sounds like he killed it properly, that's not really barbaric, even in Philly.

And cooking it wrong is not being barbaric it's just being an idiot.
Dec 7 2012 12:34PM
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stovypotts
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yea its pretty barbaric in philly..see i live here and u dont just see ppl choppin duck heads off haha
Dec 7 2012 12:37PM
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act.resist
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call the police! there's a duck murderer!
Dec 7 2012 12:39PM
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ski.cats
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really?

i was curious as to why their numbers would be on such an increase, but all i could find was a forum saying numbers are likely at an all time low
http://utahwildlife.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=31712
unfortunately cant find much of any other information to corroborate that so who knows.  however ive never been a fan of hunting to control populations as a form of "conservation."  theres just too much going in an ecosystem for humans to control, we just end up fucking it up even with the best intentions.  i also could never kill a kitty.. especially a big one
Dec 7 2012 1:04PM
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PhaedeD
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no you wont.
Dec 7 2012 1:30PM
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.Hugo.
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But you don't even have to gut and defeather grouse.

My freezer is currently overflowing with duck from hunting this year. So damn tasty. Might have to make some up tonight
Dec 7 2012 1:36PM
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act.resist
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it could be just a natural, predator/prey fluctuation. as prey increase predators increase, after the predators get their fill, the prey decrease leaving an increased population of predators, the predators reproduce less, the prey increase, and so the cycle continues. 
Dec 7 2012 1:37PM
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direwolf
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asians do love duck!

Dec 7 2012 4:39PM
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Dragonite.
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wat
Dec 7 2012 4:42PM
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ColinB
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dude... people eat ducks all the time..
Dec 7 2012 5:16PM
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Jeebus.
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If i ever kill something to eat ill cut its heart out and eat it raw. Sounds fucking sick, and I'm being 100% serious.
Dec 7 2012 5:18PM
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250r
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op would you have a problem with someone catching a salmon and eating it? like fuck i dont see what the big deal is here, duck is probably my favourite meat in the world, id have no problem shooting and cleaning one.
Dec 7 2012 5:23PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Greasy but good. I prefer chicken or turkey over duck though. Unless its a turducken.
Dec 7 2012 5:25PM
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Puns
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Wait the meat from the grocery store was once an animal? the fuck?
Dec 7 2012 6:27PM
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klayer_9
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Thanks man now i'm officially a vegetarian.
Dec 7 2012 6:35PM
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.frenchy
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Probably to fuck..
Dec 7 2012 6:37PM
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Bateman
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Duck killed a co-worker and ate him

woulda been a way better thread.
Dec 7 2012 7:28PM
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Bateman
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i fucking love duck


confit de canard is the shiiiit
Dec 8 2012 3:33PM
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250r
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haha this thread actually inspired me to get a duck breast for dinner tomorrow night...gunna be so fuckin good
Dec 8 2012 4:41PM
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caucasian_chad
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Fuck yeah man, you're doing it right.
Dec 8 2012 5:12PM
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Phil-X-
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Wormz n paricitz
Dec 8 2012 6:41PM
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B.Aussie
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Turducken is the best.
Dec 8 2012 7:12PM
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roddy116
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fresh duck is good, nothing weird about that.
Dec 8 2012 7:18PM
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saskskier
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Dec 8 2012 7:22PM
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Yardie
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how in the FUCK is that needless to say
Dec 8 2012 7:26PM
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KravtZ
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I really can't think of a more economical way of providing nutrients to something especially a poor college kid assuming he is like most college kids. Free food flying all around outside a matter of getting it
Dec 8 2012 7:39PM
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KravtZ
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I really can't think of a more economical way of providing nutrients to something especially a poor college kid assuming he is like most college kids. Free food flying all around outside a matter of getting it
Dec 8 2012 7:39PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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gonna go ham on op after dinner
Dec 8 2012 7:44PM
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caucasian_chad
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Pussy.
Dec 9 2012 6:31PM
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250r
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i wouldnt call hunting economical unless all your expenses are already paid for
Dec 9 2012 6:33PM
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HamFaceGirl
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This thread is just the guys on ns trying to sound more manly than others because they can kill/are cool with killing animals. The testosterone in this thread is off the charts
Dec 9 2012 6:43PM
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Rachy
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thanks to this thread, I really want some duck or deer or rabbit.

But all I have is almond cookies. Living in a first world country can be tough. Perhaps I'll have some chilli and sourdough.
Dec 9 2012 6:46PM
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DILLINGER
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I went fishing once. /claim
Dec 10 2012 2:50PM
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250r
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pan roasted that shit with an orange juice, sherry, ginger, honey, garlic and thyme glaze...god damn you can never go wrong with duck
Dec 10 2012 6:44PM
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Peter.
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ITT: OP has no knowledge of common meats that people eat
Dec 10 2012 6:54PM
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AGOF
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so you prefer turkey over chicken over duck

Dec 10 2012 8:07PM
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Fonzy.
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Doesn't seem out of ordinary
Dec 10 2012 8:12PM
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