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Quest For The Cougar

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direwolf
Posts: 46 - Karma: 50
So i am a 16 year old sophomore in high school and the other day a smoking hot 18 year old senior chatted me on facebook. At first i thought it was a joke but it turns out it wasnt. she gave me her number (without me asking for it) and I found that she is a skier and a photographer (dream girl) and wants to hang out (Im almost positive she wants the D). The plan is to let her have the D until she leaves for college then forget about her and move on to other older woman. A friend said she might be a crazy bitch so i might need to abort the mission at anytime. Hopefully i will give her the D before i have to abort.

Post stories about past or present experiences with some older women! Or give advice for people trying to pick up older chicks.

Curious to see what stories you guys have or things you have to say!

P.S. - I will keep you updated on when or if i give her the D

sincerely,
direwolf
Dec 6 2012 11:55PM
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panojibber.
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 683
inb4 OP sends girl dick pics and everyone in his school sees them
Dec 7 2012 11:51AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Do this, OP, if you want her to be bombarded with friend requests and dick pics.
Dec 7 2012 11:53AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Shhhhhh..
Dec 7 2012 11:56AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
hahaha
Dec 7 2012 11:56AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Well I thought we were operating under the assumption that this is what OP wanted, but I could be wrong.
Dec 7 2012 12:00PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Read the whole first page. He linked a picture
Dec 7 2012 12:01PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
lol, 18 a cougar? ive been with my fair share of older women, and by older i mean 30's 40's some with kids, but no 18 is just a teenager my young friend
Dec 7 2012 2:21PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
I would bone her, and then just see where it goes when she leaves, maybe youll really like her

you can tell shes a little crazy  from the pictures though

Dec 7 2012 2:24PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
more like mountin' lion
Dec 7 2012 3:56PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
you're not even hot
Dec 7 2012 4:14PM
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BertBoyd
Posts: 734 - Karma: 2,253
Just call her a girl not a cougar
Dec 7 2012 4:16PM
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Rager
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
that's fine man. Just link us to her facebook... problem solved.
Dec 7 2012 4:17PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
1. She's probably got herpes
2. She's definitely going to tell you she's pregnant when you try to dip out
3. She's probably absolutely insane if she just chats up random guys she's seen around HS, sniffing around for some dick
4. 18 is NOT a cougar!!!!!!
Dec 7 2012 4:21PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
lol OP.
Dec 7 2012 4:24PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
hahahahahah best post i've seen in awhile.
Dec 7 2012 4:43PM
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E-Nix
Posts: 382 - Karma: 187
Just make sure she doesn't break the hot to crazy scale and you will be okay.
Dec 7 2012 5:20PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
no one posted her facebook page yet and advised her of this thread? what has newschoolers come to!
Dec 7 2012 5:25PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
a wise man once said: "if she wants the D give her the D"
Dec 7 2012 5:31PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
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Dec 7 2012 5:37PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
wut to both of them ^
Dec 7 2012 5:55PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
its tough for a woman to accept that shes barren like a nuclear bomb test site. you'll be ok, we are here for you
Dec 7 2012 6:18PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
This. OP is retarded, will probably get friendzoned.
Dec 7 2012 6:26PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
Dat icon
Dec 7 2012 6:40PM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
id do it for sure. shes a babe. whats her name
Dec 8 2012 1:31AM
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
Technically you can be legally raped? sweet bro go for it
Dec 8 2012 11:18AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
I don't see what the problem is here, I would bang the hell out of some sophomores in my school
Dec 8 2012 11:21AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
do it. i dare you.
Dec 8 2012 11:53AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
thats why i wanted her name haha. i already tried google reverse image search
Dec 8 2012 7:09PM
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Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
CAREFUL OP THEY ARE TRYING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!
Dec 8 2012 7:20PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

wait, is this you? if so I don't blame her

http://www.facebook.com/#!/jack.whitney.56?fref=ts

Dec 9 2012 3:37PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
No, this is him:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1294450975
Dec 9 2012 11:20PM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
Turns out an 18 year old is a cougar now....... hmmm news to me
Dec 9 2012 11:23PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Oh dear
Dec 9 2012 11:27PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
No, sir. Youll have to abort after you give her the D.
Dec 9 2012 11:36PM
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MANDER
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Dec 9 2012 11:36PM
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ConnorD
Posts: 167 - Karma: 109
i lost +k
Dec 10 2012 12:01AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Well this is turning out most pleasantly for OP im sure! He's probably too busy trying to put his life back together. NS is starting to become the 4chan army
Dec 10 2012 12:04AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
/Pokefistbump

You make us Ground/Rock type pokemon proud!
Dec 10 2012 2:25AM
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Peach.
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Dec 10 2012 11:46AM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Y u gotta b such a negative nancy?
Dec 10 2012 12:25PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
So we got his Facebook, but not hers? We need her profile so we can link this shit
Dec 10 2012 2:52PM
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Calb3rt
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I didnt know aborting was possible without giving her "the D" first?
Dec 10 2012 3:09PM
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